Chapter 324: Scared a pig to death

After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!

Wang Peng raised his head when he heard this, his little eyes flickered, and he swore an oath

"Uncle Jinbao, I remember! In the future, I will definitely study hard and be admitted to a prestigious university, and I will also be admitted to a prestigious university without winter, and my hands will be frozen everywhere, and I will be in the quilt at night, and it will itch like it is about to rot! ”

Wang Jinbao touched his little head with great relief, and said with a smile

"Good! There is no winter in the south! There are many universities abroad, and there is no winter, if you can study abroad at that time, then you will really fight for our old Wang's family! ”

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he glanced at Wang Jinbao with some surprise, and then said happily

"Oops! I didn't expect his uncle, who was in tune, to be able to say such a tune! That's a rarity! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, he wanted to say that he didn't expect that such an unobtrusive mother could give birth to such an obedient child, it was not easy, but I was afraid that Zhang Xiao would not be able to hang on his face, but he couldn't admit it, thinking that Zhang Xiao was famous for being exquisite, and it could be said that he was a little suspicious of cleanliness, so he rolled his eyes and said with a smile

"Sister-in-law, is the stove in your living room lit?"

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he thought that Wang Jinbao was going to say that he was stingy and reluctant to coal, so he said it exaggeratedly

"Look at what you are talking about, who doesn't make a stove for three or nine days, and waits for the dog days of summer to use it! If you don't take off your coat inside, you won't be able to stay hot even if it's hot! By the way, why don't you hurry up and give Peng Peng and get his pig urine bubble, why are you asking this! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly

"It's not that it's too cold outside, I want to talk to Peng Peng, shovel some soil and put it on the floor of your living room, and slowly you clean up this thing! I want to ask you if you have any taboos, or if I don't think I'm dirty on your home! ”

Zhang Xiao's face changed in an instant, and he shoved the firewood into the stove, stood up and said incoherently

"Jinbao, this is unacceptable! It's not a big problem to get dirt on the ground, but you get pig urine all over the ground, seeping into the bricks and filling the house with the smell of urine, how can you let me celebrate the New Year! ”

Zhao Xiu'e said with a smile when she heard this

"Xiaoxiao, it's okay! How could a person as big as him do such an unreliable thing, he must be joking with you! ”

Zhang Xiao's face was flushed when she heard this, and she squatted down again, and said with some embarrassment while stuffing branches inside

"Hehe, auntie, I know he's joking with me, actually, I'm joking with him too!"

Then the aunt and nephew and daughter-in-law were busy boiling water and sending hot water, Wang Jinbao led the little nephew, found a sunny place in the yard, familiar with the road, and did not take a moment to just hold the hand, a ball of rubber band like pig urine bubbles, into a watermelon-sized "football", Wang Peng held and patted with his hands for a while, and kicked and played with his feet, and then came to the place where the pig was killed, the pig on the shelf had been split in half, and was washing the bruises on it with cold water

"It wasn't just the size of the slap just now, how did it get several times bigger in an instant after you tossed it so much? How did you get it! ”

Wang Jinbao said very proudly

"Sister-in-law, this is called a specialization in the art industry, don't forget that I grew up playing with this since I was a child! How did it become so big, I'm sorry that the heavenly machine can't be revealed! ”

When Li Wenlong heard this, he snorted with extreme disdain

"Okay, you kid will die if you don't brag all day long! Don't leak it, I know when you look at it, bragging about not paying taxes, bullying my sister-in-law a woman, I haven't played this! More than 200 catties of pigs, not so big urine bubbles, how to keep up with the metabolism in a day, but you will make this thing, the outside is really clean, cut off the excess, it really looks like that, since you have this craft, don't study anymore after the New Year, buy pig urine bubbles with your mouth on the street! ”

Wang Jinbao spun around angrily, and didn't even think about saying it directly

"I don't read a good book, and I buy pig urine bubbles with my mouth, why are you so good to me! Why don't you sell it yourself! ”

Li Wenqiang smiled, walked over slowly, and gently patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder

"Oops! Look at you, why can't you change it, the problem of low eyes, don't forget that all roads lead to Rome! Haven't you heard that there are thousands of people at home, it is better to have a skill! Actually, I also want to sell pig urine bubbles, but unfortunately I don't have your skills! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that these high-level intellectuals are really bad, he won't even give you a chance to swear and scold, but he has forgotten it, brother, if I don't stumble and become a thousand years of hatred, this will be the same as him, studying in a certain institution of higher learning in the country, although the facts are not satisfactory, but he is also half a high-level intellectual, so he held his hand tightly

"Brother, good! Since you say so, then when you are a butcher and slaughter pigs, I am responsible for selling pig urine bubbles, come I will first just pick the fat on the pig urine bubbles, accidentally get the pig urine, and then share a little bit with your hands of the pair of pencils, so that you can slowly adapt to this taste! ”

Li Wenqiang instantly withdrew his hand, put his hand to his nose and sniffed it gently, his facial expression was extremely painful, and he frowned and glared at Wang Jinbao and said

"Oops! I've never seen such a disgusting guy as you, you got this thing in my hands, how can I eat at noon! I'm really convinced! ”

Wang Jinbao bent down and grabbed a handful of loess noodles, kept rubbing them and laughed, looking at Li Wenqiang, who was washing with soap, and said with a smile

"Oops! Something more! Who of us hasn't played with urine mud when we were children, which one is not this pair, playing with urine mud hands, grabbing steamed buns and eating with chopsticks! Although you are now a top student in a medical university, don't forget to return to your hometown, we will always be the sons of farmers, don't be too poor! When you walk out of the mountains and come to the big city, you must always be highly vigilant, because you represent not one person, but all of us rural children who enter the university! Okay, don't use that foreign thing anymore, no matter what oil you need to use dish soap, or dry sand or our dry loess surface here, the more you wash it, the more sticky it is! Or I'll give you points! ”

Li Wen glared at him fiercely, bent down, grabbed a handful of loess noodles that were more washed than flour by the stove, and said helplessly while rubbing

"Oops! All right! Why don't you say that I represent, hundreds of millions of peasants facing the loess with their backs to the sky, don't dare to put a high hat on me anymore, I already feel like the world is spinning! And you don't have to think about bullying people anymore, the soil in your hands has changed color, and I won't catch so much clean loess surface on the soles of my feet! ”

Wang Jinlong saw that his father and uncle were struggling, and put the meat on the shelf downward, so he said angrily

"What's not fun playing with dirt? Why don't you two pee and play with pee! Don't come and help yet! ”

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