Chapter 503: The train squeezes out a love sister
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he deliberately stepped on the carpet again, and found that there seemed to be nothing special except that the ground was softer than that of the Ruida Hotel, but this time he became smarter, and did not directly say his thoughts, but chose to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight
"You kid can talk about people, you can't talk about people, then shut up for me quickly, watch your Teletubbies, don't make noise here and affect our mood!"
I saw Fan Lei break He Xiaogang's hand away, and said extremely irritably
"You kid can't be a little gentle, I'll let you sit on the stall and feel it, did you let you die, you have nothing to do here, give me something wow! I really don't know what to say about you! ”
He Xiao pursed his lips angrily, lay on the quilt again and said
"You think I'm like you, a half-ass, who doesn't lie down on a good quilt, sits on the ground and finds the feeling of sitting on the carpet!"
Fan Lei rolled his eyes
"It's comfortable to lie on the quilt, but when you lie on the quilt, can you feel warm?"
He Xiao sat up again angrily, kicked Fan Lei in the back, and accused him with extreme irritability
"What's going on with your kid today, is it the wrong medicine, or is his monkey brother's EEG short-circuited, I asked how you keep warm and keep out the cold, you are here to run the train with my mouth full!"
Fan Lei did not choose to be patient this time like last time, but directly pulled He Xiaogang off the quilt, pressed his hand on the carpet fiercely, and then said extremely irritably
"I'm sorry, I'm healthy and don't need to take medicine! Besides, my brain doesn't use electric belts, and there is no short-circuiting problem! But when I went out today, I didn't look at the yellow calendar, and I was kicked by a donkey just now, are you satisfied with this answer? Do you know what to use to keep warm and keep out the cold? ”
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he was directly happy in his heart, thinking that this might be the legendary one thing to one thing, but it was obvious that He Xiaogang underestimated the strength of the hungry opponent and left his back to the other party, otherwise it would not be possible to be pulled to the carpet so easily, but Fan Lei, the grandson, is simply too unkind, even if he sneaks up on people, he actually bullied us and never seen the world, and actually said that the carpet would automatically heat, he thought that the carpet was made of an electric carpet, and he had seen bragging all over the sky, or the first time he saw it, bragging about blowing out his front teeth, It's just unreasonable, but He Xiaogang said with a smile instantly
"Huh! How do you know that this carpet is going to heat up? Sitting on it is warm, like the kang in our hometown, the temperature is just not lukewarm, and it is quite comfortable! ”
Fan Lei glared, then smiled, and said happily
"If there is a plate of peanuts and a bottle of Erguotou, boasting and listening to songs, and then sipping wine, it will be a fairy day!"
He Xiaogang said to Wang Jinbao, who was packing his luggage, at this time
"Jinbao, this guy is not lying, this carpet will really heat up, I don't believe you touch it, it's so comfortable to be lukewarm!"
Wang Jinbao heard this, the luggage was also packed, put the toiletries into the bathroom, and walked along, are these two guys making themselves happy again, sitting on the carpet and not sitting on the earthen kang in their hometown, how can it be more lukewarm than the earthen kang in their hometown, and then the earthen kang in their hometown, you don't need firewood to burn, that sitting on it still wants to be like a ghost's back ice, but now they live on the fourth floor, don't make such a big kang first, that's unrealistic, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you can make such a big kang, Then you can't take a ladder to burn the kang every day! If you fall so high, you're dead! Therefore, it is absolutely impossible, but he thought about it again, He Xiaogang and they had a good relationship before, and they would not play tricks on people in general, so he walked over quickly and touched the place where He Xiaogang was sitting, although there was no hot feeling on the kang of the soil, but it was really hot, so he said very excitedly
"Oops! What a strange thing! I didn't expect there to be a carpet in the world that would heat up! It's incredible! ”
As a result, before Wang Jinbao finished speaking, Fan Lei slapped him directly in the head, and his eyes were round and said
"Can you kid be quieter and not be afraid of people's jokes! Besides, why don't you touch the carpet, what are you doing here, aren't you wearing a carpet under your feet? ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, and then said helplessly
"You know I can't beat you, but you kid wants to bully, can you find a slightly more technical excuse? Don't insult my IQ, okay? Besides, I'm in my own dormitory, chatting with two big men here, and not whispering to my girlfriend, what's so taboo! And Xiaogang asked me to come over, if I don't get hot under the carpet under my feet, shouldn't you talk about me again, open your eyes and talk nonsense! ”
Fan Lei was speechless for a moment, turned off the TV angrily, and then stood up with a swish, sat on the sofa next to the coffee table, and said helplessly
"Oops! You kid is really a brain, talking to you is terrible, don't you know, this is floor heating? Don't you know that underfloor heating, the whole room has a heat net under the floor tiles? ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought that it was the first time he had heard of floor heating, and it was the first time he felt floor heating, and he had never even seen what floor heating looked like, I didn't know what it was, what was so embarrassing, if I knew everything, then I wouldn't be with you, all day long for other people's gas collection plant No. 3, frightened to live, but I didn't know that it was not a glorious thing after all, so he pursed his lips and didn't say anything, but pretended to get up and deliberately moved his hand in a few places, but it turned out that the hand was all hot. When he had just done something, he saw He Xiaogang and Fan Lei each fly over a cigarette, and then asked Fan Lei with a happy smile
"How do you know so much that you have floor heating installed here, and where is the boiler installed? Besides, we have floor heating in winter now, and we can't do it without air conditioning, but in summer, we can't continue to turn on floor heating! ”
I saw Fan Lei grab the remote control in his hand and press it gently, only to see that above the roof of the door, a place where the shutters are installed, suddenly blew out a cold wind, and as time went by, the temperature of the wind became higher and higher, Wang Jinbao ran to the front and walked around, shouting extremely excitedly
"Could it be that this is the legendary central air conditioner! It's incredible! I didn't expect that the accommodation conditions of one of our interns were more comfortable than the previous landlords! It's incredible! It's a pity that the sheets are covered and the washing machine is a bit small and inconvenient to wash!"