Chapter 37: The Female Ghost Seeks Lang

But after I put it on, the phone smoked and melted into the palm of my hand, turning into a mobile phone made of paper.

A great conspiracy is unfolding before me!

It turns out that from the beginning, mobile phones are the real culprit.

Then the beginning of the damage to my mobile phone is Xu Fang and Tang Hai, Tang Hai is the most suspicious, thinking of this, I can't wait to rush back to the dormitory now and ask Tang Hai, why target me?

But now calm down and think about it again, Tang Hai was once ghosted, and now doing this kind of thing, it cannot be ruled out that the possibility of being ghosted again!

Next time, I must ask Lin Siya clearly, who is trying to harm me? Why do you want to harm me with such fanfare?

I was now sitting in the living room with a look of rage, and the circle I had just drawn had turned red and was still faintly glowing.

Then I heard the voices of a crowd of people coming up to the living room.

I had to sit calmly and persist in the circle, it was definitely not a person who came at this time! I've got to be bold.

Later, when the door to the living room was crackled, there was no light inside, and I began to see through the dim moonlight a small miniature ghost coming in, and they all had adult faces.

Especially after walking in, he saw that the mahjong table was moved, and he said unhappily: "It's really annoying to be moved, next time I must scare those humans to death." ”

They didn't see me, and they each walked to the mahjong table, which happened to be filled with three tables of people playing mahjong, 11 imps, and there was still an empty seat at the end.

I heard a ghost clearly say, "Let's wait for the eldest sister to come, and then let's fight together!" ”

The eldest sister in their mouths is Jiang Li.

"Yes, yes, she has been doing big things recently, and the delay is normal, and the other party is said to be a thin man, and most of the eldest sisters were reluctant to marry this human being, but then why did she suddenly agree?"

One of the ghosts was talking about it, and when he was about to answer the other ghost, there was a sound of high heels in the living room, "Da Da Da..."

"The eldest sister is here, don't talk nonsense. Cut your tongue carefully! ”

As soon as these words came out, the ghosts present quieted down, and they seemed to be afraid that Jiang Li would be angry.

But even human beings are afraid of wicked people, let alone ghosts!

After a while, my heart was beating so fast with fear that the lights would not turn on in the living room at all, and I saw a gust of wind blowing in my eyes, and the smell of dust almost choked me.

Then a pair of blood-red high heels appeared in front of me, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly covered my mouth.

The first time I saw the female ghost Jiang Li dressed in red, her facial features were like a zombie, especially the one on her neck that clearly had a trace of a gun's eye, she floated to the mahjong table and sat down, and then ordered coldly: "Roll the dice, play cards!" ”

"Okay, big sister!" The loud cries of 11 imps filled the hall.

It made me feel a little harsh, followed by a burst of mahjong sounds, all kinds of imp laughter intertwined, and it didn't take long for me to see Jiang Li win a few rounds at once.

Then the cyan face sniffed around with some dissatisfaction: "I felt weird from the beginning, why does the room smell of human dust?" ”

Jiang Li's sense of smell is particularly sensitive, so I have to hug the glutinous rice bag tightly and be on guard!

Subsequently, the little ghosts all sniffed one after another, and they didn't find anything and said: "Big sister, are you still not used to the ghost life, the smell of dust in the world has never smelled since we became ghosts to save us, except for the smell of glutinous rice dust that makes ghosts annoying, I really haven't encountered anything else." ”

These little ghosts said, making my cold hair stand on end, what they said was really right, Jiang Li smelled the smell of glutinous rice.

"Yes, yes, glutinous rice and yellow charms go in, but it's a big taboo for us ghosts, don't scare us, big sister!"

The imps are estimated to be weak and can't stand the blow to devastating topics.

Jiang Li sneered: "It's useless for you to be a person, and it's even more useless to be a ghost!" ”

"Let's play cards, Dongfeng!"

As she spoke, the female ghost Jiang Li played an East card.

After being quiet for a while, the female ghost Jiang Li threw the card away in displeasure, and only shouted: "Boring!" ”

"Go to the world and find me a man to come and play!"

The female ghost Jiang Li sent all the little ghosts with a casual word, and when the little ghosts all went out to arrest people.

I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but because of the female ghost Jiang Li, she suddenly became bloody.

I lowered my head and kept sniffing around, and my mouth was still saying, "Strange, this smell is so strange!" ”

Then she sniffed around the whole hall, and several times she couldn't see me, and passed by me, and saw nothing, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

However, the female ghost Jiang Li suddenly propped up the mahjong table with one hand and smashed it on the ground, and she suddenly shouted excitedly: "I said that this taste is so familiar, it turns out to be the future groom official!" ”

As she spoke, she sniffed the ground, and I was horrified, and I couldn't understand how I was exposed and recognized.

Then I looked at myself strangely and smelled a foul smell coming from my shoes.

What is it? I saw a sticky black blob on my shoes and a strand of hair on them.

It turned out to be shit!

Because I came in such a hurry, I didn't even notice that my shoes had stepped on dog shit, and it was a fresh bubble of shit.

It's killing me!

Sure enough, success or failure is determined by small details.

The female ghost Jiang Li smelled me through this!

What to do, what to do? Seeing the female ghost lying on the ground and starting to smell it little by little, it made me extremely panicked, and I even breathed a lot faster.

This made the female ghost even more staring in the direction where I was, sniffing all the way, seeing that the other party was about to come in front of me.

It just so happened that the window of the hall was opened, and a dark shadow jumped into it, and I saw that the black shadow was very familiar!

It's Uncle Huang!

Uncle Huang probably saw that I was in danger, so he hurriedly took out a handful of red glutinous rice from his pocket and sprinkled it on Jiang Li, and quickly shouted: "The taste of your groom's official is Uncle Ben!" ”

As he spoke, he threw a pair of my red underwear at the female ghost, it seems that Uncle Huang did this to divert the attention of the female ghost!

After that, I saw the female ghost Jiang Li, angrily stretching out her ten-inch-long red nails to Uncle Huang and tearing them hard.

"Stinky old man, you are looking for death!"

"Come on, come on!"

Uncle Huang also deliberately pouted his ass and laughed at the female ghost, and by the way, he slapped his ass twice, and vulgarly released a series of farts, even I smelled it.

I have to say that Uncle Huang really has a set, and when the female ghost pounced on him angrily, he flipped over and took off his clothes to expose the red robe inside, and then emitted a yellow light and hit the female ghost.

The female ghost Jiang Li was suddenly knocked out of the living room, and fangs popped out of her mouth.