As soon as the words fell on Liu Bin's bed, it was like sweeping the yard without sprinkling water, and the dust was flying in an instant, only to see him swishing up, wearing underwear and lying directly on the bed, covering Xu Weiliang with the quilt, grabbing Xu Weiliang's ears with both hands, like taming a red rabbit horse and treating constipation, his ass twisted and twisted, and he couldn't wait to press Xu Weiliang's intestines out directly without saying anything, and kept kicking his legs, saying with a bad smile

"Look at what you said, I've been asleep on the top bunk for so long! How can I bother you to come down, or I will deliver it to your door, give you a good massage, relax and relax your whole body! ”

Xu Weiliang's body was not as good as Liu Bin's, and he was wrapped in a quilt by others, so he couldn't move at all, and he begged for mercy in an instant

"Brother, I was wrong! Please, come down quickly! Otherwise, my stomach will explode with you! ”

As a result, Liu Bin seemed to be deaf in his ears, and his buttocks were raised high, and then he smashed it down

"Aren't you going to save all mankind? What a feat of bull X! How could you be wrong, but I don't know how to lift! What's wrong? The two of us are egg-laying roosters, fighters inside the rooster! The two of us are squatting and peeing! ”

Xu Weiliang seemed to be scrapped directly by this time, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead in an instant, and he said breathlessly

"Brother, all the mistakes are my fault! In the future, I will never wander around the back of my head again! From now on, everything you say is right, even if it is wrong, I say it! I'm a fighter who lays eggs in a! I'm not just standing up and peeing! Hurry down! I'll see if my belly is broken!"

When Liu Bin heard this, he dragged Xu Weiliang's ears fiercely, and then smiled evilly, and said while walking down from the quilt

"For the sake of your kid's attitude of admitting his mistakes, I will spare you for the time being! It's true to remember that long ears are used to be obedient, but if you listen to them, you have to go through brain analysis and filtering, otherwise there is no difference between them and not growing long! Finally, I would like to advise you, the piglet should never wander around with the wolf, don't forget that the wolf is a carnivore, and if you are hungry, you will sooner or later become his meal! ”

Wang Jinbao saw Liu Bin getting off Xu Weiliang's quilt, stood up with a swish, wrapped himself in the quilt, ran to the foot of the bed, his eyes were round, and he said to Liu Bin with a smile

"Xueba! I know I was wrong! Be careful when you go down! I know you think I'm too skinny, and I'm afraid the pad hurts your ass! You adults don't remember villains, and I promise that when I talk to you in the future, I will turn three circles left and right in my mind, and I will talk to you again after turning ten rounds! ”

Liu Bin glared angrily

"For the sake of your kid's bad brain, I'll spare you for the time being!"

As soon as the words fell into the dormitory, there was laughter, and the big guy suddenly fell asleep, sat up one by one, wrapped himself in a quilt, and began to eat a wild meal in the sky and on the ground, saying dirty black words that can no longer be dirty, and soaring with the eyes of girls who dare not face it, until more than ten o'clock, when it was almost eleven o'clock to eat, I didn't expect Zhang Zhaochun to suddenly push open the door and walk in, Wang Jinbao subconsciously, the quilt was pressed under the buttocks, and he grabbed the quilt feet tightly with both hands, for fear of being this guy, and then give you a shining debut, As a result, I saw this guy, coming back like frost, lying on the bed without taking off his shoes, sighing one after another, Shi Wentao saw this, and said happily like eating bee feces

"Zhang Gongzi, why don't you look in a good mood today! Didn't you go out today, and the police cleaned up half of your head and swept away pornography, disturbing your good deeds! I've told you a long time ago that washing your hair is risky, and you need to be cautious when you go out, but you just don't listen! How many fines were paid before they were released! ”

Zhang Zhaochun glared fiercely, and then sighed a little irritably

"Wash your uncle! Shampoo! I haven't seen the hair, where to wash my hair! I wish the police would come, hurry up and find this slut, let me ask why she wants to deceive my feelings and deceive my love! In the end, I have to cheat my food money, please ask me what I did wrong! ”

Wang Jinbao felt sour when he heard this, because he didn't expect that it seemed that Zhang Gongzi, who was invincible, was still a lover, but unfortunately in real life, although good girls are the mainstream, but the circle of women he pursues, Du Shi Niang is already less than the giant panda, to be exact, it has already faced extinction, and there are too many scenes to play, maybe the front foot has just stepped into the circle, the back foot has just entered the door, and a heel is planted to find that they are all goddesses who have children, open and close their mouths A mother, no milk powder, I'm hungry! But from the time this guy went out in the morning, that look of being invincible, Xiaohong should pay the corresponding price no matter what today, no matter what, how did he go out for a while, and then came back dejected, so he asked a little puzzled

"Aren't you exploring the origin of human beings, how can you be cheated out of your living expenses! Could it be that when you went out, your mind was only concerned about bullying people, and you forgot to put it in the dormitory! Could it be that this is the legend of happiness and sorrow, or that people are watching the sky! ”

I saw Zhang Zhaochun sit up with a swish, and said with red eyes

"Get out of the way! There's no time to talk to you! Ay! I didn't expect that I had been in love for decades, and today I actually capsized in the gutter in this small ravine! Thinking about it makes people feel nesty! Ay! Don't mention it! I went out in the morning, waited at the bridge for a long time and didn't see anyone coming, thinking that she had forgotten, so I ran to the barber shop to find it, but the proprietress said that people went to another barber shop yesterday! It's a pity that I'm more than a thousand dollars! ”

Wang Jinbao sighed, thinking that I think you kid deserve it, although you have graduated from high school, but you are an old fritter in school, but in social school, in this melting pot, you are a bean sprout, not to mention it, and your kid is in school, facing an innocent girl who just wants to believe in Liang Zhu, and in your barber shop, you are not looking for a serious barber, but where is the moth, your mother's washed hair, I'm afraid there are more heads than you've ever seen, this is the retribution for not learning well at a young age, But although it costs money to fall in love, it won't cost so much money, and if you spend so much money, it's not called love, but it's a transaction, and you have also come into contact with a little bit of society, even if that Xiaohong is like Shi Wentao said, it won't be so expensive, how much is it to marry a daughter-in-law, so I asked puzzled

"That's it! Don't be like a resentful woman here, pouring bitter water on your stomach! No one pried your mouth open and poured bitter water into you, but you drank it in one gulp like drinking Chinese medicine! But Chinese medicine prolongs life, and there is also a dose of life! And you just found the wrong Lang Zhong and prescribed the wrong prescription! Why did you spend so much money? ”

(End of chapter)