Chapter 401: Embarrassment
"How many times have you said it, don't bother me before you start, don't you understand people?" As soon as Mu Chen entered the door, he heard Lin You'er complaining dissatisfiedly, and when he saw it, this woman was changing her clothes.
Lin You'er was wearing a close-fitting shapewear, her shoulders were slightly exposed, her slender waist was only Ying Ying's hand, her graceful figure was fully displayed, and she was hurriedly putting a performance costume full of white feathers on her body.
Mu Chen couldn't help but look at it twice, I really don't understand what these stars think, dressed like a big goose, is it good-looking? I really can't appreciate it, it's better to be naked, huh? This woman's mountain is a little more magnificent, so magnificent......
Suddenly remembered that this woman was Laura's best friend, and it seemed a little inappropriate to watch it for too long, so it was better to sneak out quickly while she didn't find out.
Mu Chen was about to push the door and leave, when he heard Lin You'er say angrily: "Why are you still stupid, don't you see that I can't pull the zipper?" Hurry up and help, the concert is about to start! ”
Mu Chen was reprimanded for no reason, feeling a little inexplicable, but he still walked over and helped close the zipper behind Lin You'er, and he was still a little strange in his heart, when did this woman become so bold? Could it be that the original robbery incident unlocked something wonderful for her?
"Why did I find an assistant like you, I don't have any eyes at all." Lin You'er put down her hair and muttered, obviously treating the person behind her as her work assistant.
"That's how you usually talk to your assistant?" Mu Chen no longer concealed it, and said lightly.
This frightened Lin You'er's soul, and he clutched his chest and asked in fear: "You, you, when did you appear?" What do you want?! I warn you not to mess around! ”
Mu Chen glanced at her disdainfully, with your thin arms and thin legs, if you really want to do something to you, can you still resist?
"People look generally beautiful, if I wanted to attack you, I would have acted when I was in the slums, tsk, I said what kind of taste do you have, dress like a feather duster, ugly to death." Mu Chen pulled the feathers on Lin You'er's body and said with disgust.
As soon as Mu Chen saw Lin You'er, he couldn't help but spit out venom, and he couldn't help it, no wonder he was really too many grooves on Lin You'er.
Lin You'er then remembered that although this man always didn't deal with him, his character was not the slightest problem, he was drugged at the beginning, he didn't take the opportunity to do anything, and it was just an accident this time.
"Don't talk nonsense there, I'm looking for a fashion designer to customize a feather suit, it's very fashionable! What is a feather duster? Visionless guy! Lin You'er said angrily.
"If you go to the zoo and walk around, you can starve those foxes and bears and other carnivores to death, and get rid of a big turkey alive, what kind of designer are you looking for, that's it?" Mu Chen said with a look of disgust.
"You want to care?! By the way, what about Laura? Why didn't you see her? Lin You'er took a sip very unvividly before asking strangely
"At home, I'm here myself." Mu Chen reached out and fiddled with the feather crown on Lin You'er's head, tried to pull it, and found that it was quite sturdy.
"Oh, don't play bad for me, hate!" Lin You'er hurriedly slapped Mu Chen's hand away and carefully sorted it out in the mirror.
"Isn't it just a chicken feather, as for cherishing it so much?"
"What do you know? This was taken from the long feather bird of Kantara Star, which is very valuable, it costs more than 100,000 star yuan, and even I hesitated for a long time before deciding to buy it back. Lin You'er said with a painful face.
"Tut-tut, it's too corrupt, 100,000
Xingyuan buys a chicken feather, and when you go back, you have to ask the tax department to check you carefully to see if you have evaded taxes. ”
"Cut, don't look down on people, I'm a law-abiding citizen who pays taxes on time, don't compare me with those who don't enter the stream!" Lin You'er pouted and said, the little appearance is quite cute.
"By the way, I'm looking for you." Mu Chen remembered his intention and said seriously.
"Hurry up, I'm about to go on stage." Lin You'er said impatiently.
Mu Chen suddenly felt that it was better not to tell her about this danger, in case she panicked first, wouldn't it be more likely to cause chaos?
"Uh, it's time for you to lose weight, look at you now, you can't even reach the zipper, don't overeat if you can't find a boyfriend......"
Lin You'er was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, this bastard guy wouldn't look for himself once in a hundred years, and he didn't have a good word when he met, he had damaged himself for a long time, he really regarded the old lady as a little cat with no temper?
Lin You'er couldn't bear it anymore, anger rose from her heart, evil was born to the side of her guts, she jumped up and grabbed Mu Chen's arm, opened her mouth and bit it fiercely.
"Hey, hey!" Mu Chen screamed loudly under the pain.
"Let you say I'm fat! Bite you to death! ”
"Tell me to let go, or I'll have to get started!" Mu Chen frowned and said, what's wrong with this woman, she bites people if she doesn't agree with her, haven't you heard of a gentleman who doesn't move his mouth?
Lin You'er completely let it go, the grievances and shyness that had been pressed in her heart, as well as the indescribable feelings, were all vented, and she bit Mu Chen's arm regardless of it, and she didn't mean to let go at all.
Mu Chen carefully relaxed the muscles on his arm to avoid hurting her, this pain was like a tickle to him, it was nothing at all, and suddenly he had an idea, pulled a feather from Lin You'er's performance costume, stabbed it into the other party's nostrils without hesitation, and turned around with evil taste.
"Ahh Bastard! What do you want? Lin You'er couldn't help but sneeze, rubbed her itchy nose, and asked angrily.
"That's unreasonable, you've bitten me like this, and you're not allowed to take countermeasures? Lao Tzu's Reaper fleet has never been so domineering! Mu Chen showed the tooth marks on his arm to Lin You'er, and said angrily.
"Humph! It's you who bites! Lin You'er said proudly.
"How do you feel a little disadvantaged, why don't we have another round." Mu Chen said with a wicked smile.
"You, you, what do you want to do?! Stay back! Oops, help! I can't stand it! Is it okay to surrender? Don't stab me with it! Bastard, the old lady won't let you go, there kind of you kill me! ”
Lin You'er was grabbed by Mu Chen's one hand, and her hands were sandwiched under her arms, and the other hand kept poking her nostrils with the feather from before, ignoring her pleas for mercy and threats.
"Hehe, you scream, the louder you scream, the more excited Lao Tzu is!" Mu Chen said with a cruel smile.
Suddenly, the door of the dressing room was pushed open, and Lin You'er's official assistant walked in, urging in his mouth: "Sister Demon Demon, are you ready?" Coming to power soon...... Uh, I didn't see anything. ”
The little assistant's eyes suddenly widened, and she looked at the scene in front of her in disbelief, the goddess in her heart was actually lying in the arms of a strange man, and her face was flushed, she didn't have to think about it to know what had just happened, and that man was actually the famous Lord Death!
Shocking secrets, Lord Death finally attacked the first beauty on the earth, maybe they already have a leg, this time let themselves bump into it, it is a real hammer, this news is sold to gossip reporters, and the price must be at least 8 figures!
What are the career prospects? Turning your back on your employer? What are you kidding, with so much money, do you still need to be a personal assistant? What is bad for changing careers?
The little assistant glanced at the light brain on his wrist, clicked the shooting button with his hand, and obtained a picture, and then lowered his head and said: "Sister Demon Demon, you hurry up, I can buy you 5 minutes at most!" Don't keep the audience waiting too long. ”
After speaking, the little assistant ran away without looking back, leaving only the embarrassed two to look at each other.
"Your assistant is quite eye-catching, huh?" Mu Chen let go of Lin You'er's hand and said indifferently, "I also know that I will try my best to cover you, and this will have to increase my salary." ”
"And a raise? The old lady will fire her now! It's all your fault! What can I do now, do you believe that there will be a scandal between the two of us tomorrow morning? Lin You'er said with some uneasiness.
"It's just a scandal, when did you see me care?" Mu Chen shrugged his shoulders indifferently, anyway, he was not afraid of shadows, at most he would go home and explain to Laura, and others could think whatever they wanted.
Lin You'er was speechless about this bastard, Mu Chen's fans were many times more than herself, and they were all the kind of fans who couldn't beat them away, but this guy never regarded himself as a public figure, he was so indifferent to fame and fortune that he dared to chat with fans on the side of the road in flip-flops.
Lin You'er doesn't have such a big ability, if she dares to do this, it is estimated that she will be scolded as a dog on the Internet when she wakes up.
"Go, go, hurry up and stay down, the old lady is going to perform on stage, and I'll settle accounts with you when I turn around!" Lin You'er hurriedly sent Mu Chen away, and if it dragged it on, it would really make the audience anxious.
Mu Chen naturally didn't care, just reminded her to pay attention to safety before leaving, but she was ignored by Lin You'er, this woman was now full of concerts, and she didn't listen to it at all.
"Hey, if it weren't for the fact that you are Laura's best friend, Lao Tzu wouldn't have bothered to take care of you, this guy bit me, and the tooth marks didn't take two days, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to go away." Mu Chen muttered a few words, and suddenly found that as long as he met this woman, it would be fine, and it seemed that he would have to stay away from her in the future, and the eight characters did not match! The five elements are mutually restrictive!
At this time, the light brain on Mu Chen's wrist suddenly vibrate, and a message came:
[Security forces are in place and are searching for suspicious targets, and three suspects have been locked up, all of whom are barbarians......]
"Barbarians?" Mu Chen squinted his eyes, he couldn't imagine that they had actually run to the earth, but suddenly he felt that something was wrong, how could these barbarians who bullied the weak and feared the hard still have the courage to come to their own trouble?
You must know that the Earth Federation is now about to completely wipe out the barbarians, and the remaining barbarians have already fled in all directions, and there is no climate at all.
With Mu Chen's understanding of this race, they are not good at making such a careful plan at all, the guy with muscles in his head, and the straightforward brute force is their style, but now they are actually leading themselves here one by one, obviously there is someone behind them to provide guidance.
Mu Chen thought for a moment, and soon thought of the angel clan, the supporters of the barbarians, this group of ghostly birdmen, and wanted to fix these moths?
This crisis premonition was very strange, and it lasted intermittently for nearly a week, which shows that the crisis has been hidden by Mu Chen's side, even with Mu Chen's observation ability, he has not been able to find their traces, and it is absolutely impossible to do it with these barbarians alone.
"Birdman, you've messed with the wrong person this time!" Mu Chen said viciously, a bloodthirsty smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
If the wolf girl is here, she will definitely be able to judge that this guy Mu Chen has really moved to kill.