Chapter 291: Dong is invincible!
readx;? Early in the morning, the first rays of sunlight hit dormitory 1314. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Jingle bell bell. ”
The alarm clock in Ouyang Xiaoming's room rang.
"Hmm...... It's noisy. ”
Ouyang Xiaoming rolled over and covered his head with the quilt.
"Jingle bell bell. ”
Ten minutes later, the alarm went off again.
Ouyang Xiaoming's thunderous snoring sound came from the quilt.
Another ten minutes passed, and the alarm went off for the third time.
"Damn! I'm going to be late!"
Ouyang Xiaoming suddenly woke up, kicked the quilt away, hurriedly put on his clothes, pushed open the door, and shouted: "Xiaoyu, senior brother, hurry up, you want to ...... Huh?"
Su Yu, Ji Xuanwu, and Mulan sat at the dining table and ate breakfast with relish.
Ouyang Xiaoming: "......"
"Why are you all up?"
Ouyang Xiaoming walked to the dining table, grabbed a bun and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "I'm still going to call you." ”
"By the time you wake us up, we'll all be late. Su Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth and said, "Xiao Ming, don't you have the habit of getting up early to cultivate?"
"Get up early to cultivate?" Ouyang Xiaoming rubbed his sleepy eyes and said with a blank expression: "Do normal people have this habit?"
"Normal people really don't. Ji Xuanwu looked up at Ouyang Xiaoming, and said with a smile: "But as long as you are a martial artist, you will have this habit." ”
He took a sip of soy milk, smacked his lips, and continued: "I really envy your talent, such a lazy character can break through to the realm of consciousness, and some people work hard all their lives, but they can't do it." ”
Ouyang Xiaoming snorted, hurriedly looked around, and changed the topic: "Where is Zhu Ge? ”
"He bought the breakfast. Su Yu said: "This guy went out to practice early in the morning. ”
"What a martial arts idiot. Ouyang Xiaoming muttered, then turned his head to look at an electronic screen embedded in the wall.
A few lines were written on the electronic screen:
The five freshmen of the 1314 dormitory, you have been assigned to the second class of the first grade in the No. 3 teaching building, and the head teacher is Dong Wudi, please gather in the classroom on time at seven o'clock.
"Dong is invincible?"
Ouyang Xiaoming chuckled, and couldn't help but smile: "This name is really domineering, but I have never heard of this person." ”
"What if you don't have a reputation? Being able to serve as the head teacher of the first academy in the Shenzhou Continent naturally has his outstanding features. Su Yu stood up, stretched his waist, and urged Ouyang Xiaoming: "Hurry up and eat, you have to leave quickly." ”
After eating breakfast and washing up, the four of them hurried out.
Although the sun had just risen, the Martial God Academy was already lively, and the four of them were walking on a tree-lined path, surrounded by students, in groups of three or five, talking and laughing.
The teaching area was in the north of the Martial God Academy, and the four of them walked for about twenty minutes before finally arriving at the No. 3 teaching building.
The second class of the first grade was on the third floor, and when the four of them entered the classroom, there were already many students sitting in the classroom, and Zhu Ge even grabbed the middle position of the first row, putting on a serious appearance that was always ready for class.
Seeing Su Yu walk in, everyone showed a look of surprise on their faces.
Yesterday's freshman party Su Yu went head-to-head against Chu Madman, one of the Tianjiao lists, everyone still remembered it, thinking that such an arrogant guy was actually in the same class as themselves, many students couldn't help but have a headache, for fear of getting involved with Su Yu and getting involved in some troublesome things.
The four of them sat down in the back row, and then began to wait for the arrival of the head teacher.
A few minutes later, the freshmen arrived one after another.
Ouyang Xiaoming leaned on the table and yawned, and said, "What kind of person do you think our homeroom teacher will be?"
"The name is so domineering, and the person must also look very domineering. Su Yu guessed: "It is estimated that it is a burly middle-aged martial artist." ”
"I guess it's a handsome guy. Ji Xuanwu said.
"Elegant scholar. Mulan said.
"You're guessing in a wrong direction. Ouyang Xiaoming raised his eyebrows, a look of yearning flowed in his eyes, and said, "Why does Dong Wushu have to be a man......?" She's a cute girl!"
At this moment, the whole classroom suddenly shook.
"Knock! knock! knock!"
There was a loud noise outside the classroom, as if someone was beating a drum outside.
The sound was getting closer and closer, and the new students in the classroom listened carefully, and their faces changed.
This loud sound turned out to be ...... Footsteps!
Everyone's eyelids jumped fiercely, the classroom they were in was the last classroom on this floor, so the owner of the footsteps must be their homeroom teacher, Dong Wuving!
"Deliberately making such footsteps, is it to give us a disadvantage?" Su Yu raised the corners of his mouth with a touch of arc, and said with a smile: "Such a head teacher, quite intentionally-"
Before the word "thought" could be blurted out, the expression on his face suddenly froze.
Not only him, but all the students sitting in the classroom, even Zhu Ge, who was originally expressionless, showed a look of extreme astonishment.
The footsteps were gone.
Outside the classroom of the second class of the first grade, there was a huge figure like a mountain.
It's a middle-aged man.
A tall, fat middle-aged man.
How tall?
The two-meter-high door can only see the part below the nose of the middle-aged man.
How fat?
The door, which was more than one meter wide, could only see the middle-aged man's abdomen, but could not see his two arms. What's even more staggering is that he is obviously standing outside the door, and the fat on his stomach has already come to the door.
Seeing this scene, everyone was stunned, and they couldn't say a word.
The middle-aged man stepped into the classroom with his right leg as thick as a pillar.
And then.
The fat on his body made him huddle in the doorway, unable to move.
"Really. ”
The middle-aged man, whose head was still outside the door, sighed faintly.
As his sigh fell, the walls on both sides of the door cracked open suddenly, and then in an instant, they shattered.
In the dust, a large hole appeared in the doorway.
The middle-aged man slowly walked into the classroom and muttered, "What the hell are those guys in the logistics department doing? Didn't I say it? The door should be wider and taller! Bastard!"
Everyone: "......"
With the sound of "knock knock", the middle-aged man walked to the podium.
He picked up the chalk and wrote three large characters on the blackboard.
Dong! No enemy!
The entire classroom was silent, and the pins could be heard.
Su Yu, Mu Lan, and Ji Xuanwu turned their heads at the same time to look at Ouyang Xiaoming, who was about to cramp with the twitching corners of his mouth.
Sprout...... Cute girl?
Xiao Ming......
You're too, aren't you!!