Chapter 82: Stumbling under the pomegranate skirt
The next morning, just after early self-study, when Wang Jinbao was about to go to smoke, he didn't expect He Chaoling to come over with some loss
"Boss Wang, what should I do now! Last night's love letter to all of them will be like this, except for last night when my two eyes collided once, why hasn't she replied to me until now! Isn't there hopelessness? ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely
"Knock you kid on this! You think chasing a girlfriend is that simple, if a love letter can be done, I'm afraid there will be no one in school! All his monkey brother is in love, stealing forbidden fruits and enjoying life, who wants to read these boring textbooks! Don't forget that good things are more grinding! Since the two of you have already met each other, then it proves that there is a play, it's okay brother, I'll write you another letter today, and promise that within three days, she will definitely disarm and surrender! By the way, my pocket version of the love letter, you kid shouldn't just care about himself, but leave his brother's affairs out of the clouds! ”
He Chaoling glared
"Boss Wang, what do you mean, you think everyone is as unreliable as you! The first thing I put was yours, and then I put mine, and I was almost scratched into a flower face by that shrew in your family for a few bad words on your broken paper! ”
Wang Jinbao said with some wonder when he heard this
"Why do you kid bite Lu Dongbin and don't know good people's hearts! Why is it that Li Ying has not caught up with him now, so he is ready to unload the mill and kill the donkey? Why are you so unkind, why am I unreliable, you don't make it clear to me today, you can write the rest of the love letters yourself! ”
He Chaoling smiled faintly
"Okay, aren't you going to write a love letter? What's the big deal, if you don't write it, I'll write it myself! And I can't figure it out, what does it mean to love you if it's a mistake, I'd rather be wrong again and again! May I ask you if the left water and the right side of your brain are fully combined, and now they have completely become paste, since you say that it is a mistake, then people should have a brain! Or maybe people don't have a sick brain, and they make mistakes with your nerves! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he pinched He Chaoling's neck
"Good boy, you actually dare to peek at your brother's love letters, don't you know that you committed a crime at this time?"
He Chaoling broke Wang Jinbao's hand away, and said with angry eyes
"You think I'm willing to see your broken words, the key is that when I can't put it in the book, put a back to your mother! And if this is also regarded as peeking at the letters, if this is also considered a crime, may I ask Boss Wang that the crime you have committed is probably enough to shoot a few times! ”
Wang Jinbao asked in some surprise
"Are you sure you just took a look?"
He Chaoling pursed his lips a little helplessly
"You think it's Wang Xizhi's calligraphy, I really don't want to look at it, the key is that it wants to be as cheap as you, and it drills directly into people's eyes!"
Unexpectedly, Wang Jinbao was extremely excited in an instant, and slapped He Chaoling on the shoulder
"Great! What you want is this kind of effect, you can actually write it down word for word after a glance with half of your brain, then it is even less worth mentioning for us Shangguan Yunzhu! As for why I want to say that if it is a mistake to love her, I would rather be wrong again and again, it is because the student's vocation is to study, if you don't study well and fall in love, it is not doing your job, that is a mistake! I just want her to make the next decision rationally on the premise of understanding the truth, instead of being like you perverts, who capture the hearts of beauties by deception, but don't forget, what is easy to get is also the easiest to lose! As for why I said that I would rather be wrong than wrong, it is because a person who trips twice on the same stone is a fool, but I would rather fall on her stone and wrestle until death, in other words, it is me, if I don't fall to death under her pomegranate skirt, I will not give up until I trip her pomegranate skirt and let her lie down with me, do you understand the meaning of my brother's two words now? ”
He Chaoling said a little angrily when he heard this
"You think everyone is an idiot like you, you can't remember a dozen words, and now you really have some doubts, how did you get the top student in the high school entrance examination that year! Then you hurry up and go out and buy an iron hood, don't trip over the pomegranate skirt, and break your head into a neuropathy, you are an idiot, and then you will fall into an idiot and a neuropathy, then it is really a girl who didn't play, but she played with herself! And you will not send this pocket version of the torn paper in the future! You'd better be smart! ”
Wang Jinbao knew that Shangguan Yunzhu was a fierce woman, and it was indeed a little embarrassing for him to let this kid send a love letter, but now there is no more suitable person, but as long as Li Ying can be done and Shangguan Yunzhu can be chased, it will be a matter of getting his hands dirty, because love should start with his best friend, so he hurriedly hugged He Chaoling's neck and said seriously
"Oops! Look at the appearance of your little belly, my brother is just joking with you, why are you still angry! I know your writing is better than mine, and your love letters are better than mine, but do you know what was written in the last love letter? How are you going to write it? If you write up with the previous one, when the bull's head is not in the horse's mouth, your grandmother Li will see the flaws in it, and she will not read your love letter in a fit of anger, please ask who you are looking for when the time comes, I'm afraid you two will completely say goodbye! ”
He Chaoling said with some disbelief in his eyes
"Oops! Boss Wang! Yes! Boss Wang! I didn't expect you to be such a sinister and cunning guy, playing with your brains to your brother's head, don't you blush for your shameful behavior? Is it that you are in this way, soaking and eating mutton all day long, eating only meat and not drinking soup! Alas! I'm so chilled to have a friend like you, but now that I'm on your thief ship, say it! What do we do next? ”
Wang Jinbao glared, and then said with a wicked smile
"What's the matter? Do what you need to do! But now we have to change the direction of attack, I will focus on helping you take down Li Ying first! ”
When He Chaoling heard this, his eyeballs almost flew out, and he said in disbelief
"Why don't you chase Boss Wang, Shangguan Yunzhu? Didn't you say that love should be more and more courageous? Why did you just start to withdraw your troops? ”
Wang Jinbao smiled faintly
"Who said I won't catch up with Guan Yunzhu, don't forget to know how to bow your head to get ahead! Isn't it often said that the pillow wind is the biggest wind in the world? When the time comes, you will take Li Ying down, and the two of you will be dangling in pairs in front of her all day long, she casually said that early love is not good, in fact, how much I wish to have a boyfriend, then I will let Li Ying send love letters, wouldn't it be easier than you to do it, and by the way, blowing the wind on the side of the real pillow, wouldn't that be more efficient? ”