Chapter 463 Pets
The elder brother repeatedly agreed, borrowed the dog, brought it home, and immediately asked the dog to pull the plow and rake to plough the field. After plowing for a while, he thought the dog was walking slowly, raised his whip, and beat it fiercely.
Unexpectedly, the more he urged, the slower the dog walked. At last, the dog stood motionless in the field, refusing to move half a step forward.
The elder brother was furious, raised his hoe, and dug the dog to death.
The younger brother took back the dead yellow dog and buried it in the field.
It didn't take long for a tree to grow in the place where the dog was buried, and the tree grew bigger and greener, and the younger brother worked in the fields, and when he was tired, he went to rest under the tree and enjoy the shade.
Once, he held the trunk of the tree and shook it a few times, only to hear a clatter from the tree, and countless gold coins fell!
The younger brother picked up the gold coins and went to the market to buy firewood, rice, oil, and clothes, and his life suddenly became rich.
My brother's eyes are so red. The next night he secretly ran to his brother's field, reached out and shook the tree, and the leaves rattled, and instead of gold coins, stones fell from the tree, and his head was bleeding.
The elder brother was so angry that his eyes were spitting fire, and smoke was rising above his head, but he didn't say a word, picked up a firewood knife, divided it by two, cut down the tree, and returned home.
The next morning, when the younger brother went out to work, he saw the cash cow being cut down in the field, and he couldn't help but cry bitterly, and after crying dry, he dragged the tree home and made it into a small wooden boat.
The younger brother took a small wooden boat to the lake to fish, but as soon as the small wooden boat came into contact with the lake, it made a tinkling sound, and the fish in the water heard the music and jumped from the depths of the lake to the cabin.
The younger brother picked the fish to sell in the bazaar and made a lot of money.
The elder brother knew the reason why his brother was making money, so he ran to the lake, untied the cable of the boat, and drove the boat to the center of the lake, when a gust of wind blew, the boat overturned, and the elder brother fell into the water and drowned.
The boat turned over in the water and turned into the same dog, and the dog was dependent on his brother again.
As soon as the dog's story was finished, the car drove to the pet market, Huo Yunting parked the car and got out of the car with Jingyu.
The two of them walked towards the pet market.
Huo Yunting said as he walked: "In addition to being loyal to the owner, the dog can also help the owner, conjure rice, conjure gold coins, turn into a music boat, and fill the cabin with fish, let's buy one like this today." ”
Jingyu said: "The story I tell is a myth, and reality is different from mythology after all. ”
Huo Yunting said: "The dog is the animal that created the myth, you see, your dog helped us chase and bite the killer and saved your life, if there is no dog, the murderer will continue to operate, you and I will be a ghost in hell now, our dog is not earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods." ”
Jing Yu couldn't help but exclaim: "The- dog -is- so cute, dog so cute." ”
Jingyu said: "Because some people like to watch cockfighting, so some people like cockfighting, and take this as a profession, what's so good about cockfighting?" ”
Huo Yunting said: "Man is an aggressive animal, from the cockfight can reflect on the self and get resonance, cockfighting is a traditional Chinese entertainment, cockfighting style has been popular in the Spring and Autumn Period, has a history of more than 2,000 years. ”
Jing Yu said: "Can cockfighting be included in the Olympic program? ”
Huo Yunting said: "Cockfighting games have more demeaning than praise, cockfighting lackeys are considered to be the playthings of the children of the gentlemen and degenerate behavior, so cockfighting games are like dog meat can not be on the table, everyone secretly has fun, if you want to develop cockfighting activities into Olympic sports, I think it is unlikely." ”
Jing Yu said: "Since cockfighting has more derogatory connotations than positive connotations, why do you still go to watch cockfighting?" ”
Huo Yunting said: "Take a look occasionally, just as entertainment, if you are addicted to cockfighting for a long time, it is degenerate, Du Fu is a great poet of the Tang Dynasty, haven't you also seen cockfighting?" ”
Jing Yu said: "How do you know that Du Fu has seen cockfighting? ”
Huo Yunting said: "I saw netizens relaying a cockfighting poem written by Du Fu on the cockfighting forum of Jianghai.com: The first cockfighting is given brocade, and the dancing horse is on the board and the bed. Under the curtain, the palace people come out, and the royal willow is long in front of the building. The fairy tour is finally closed, and the female music has no fragrance for a long time. Lonely Lishan Road, autumn grass and trees yellow. ”
Jing Yu said: "Du Fu wrote this poem, not to praise cockfighting, but to express the meaning of happiness and sorrow, he intended to be satire, not to advocate cockfighting and appreciate cockfighting activities."
Huo Yunting said: "You are worthy of being a professor in the music department, or your appreciation level is high, then let's learn from Du Fu and appreciate cockfighting as a satirical cartoon." ”
As they spoke, they passed through the crowd and approached the cockfighting ring, which was surrounded by wooden railings so that the crowd would not rush to the ring to harass the cockfighting.
In the middle of the ring, two roosters, one white and one black, black and white, are burly and more than three times larger than ordinary chickens, they are really fighters among ordinary chickens.
The white rooster and the black rooster stood opposite each other, their heads held high, their muscles and muscles bulging, their red crests standing up high, like angry hair rushing to the crown, the two sides competed, staring at the blood-red eyes, and the long, sharp beak like a dagger, which was already sharp.
The crowd below the ring was more excited than the aggressive rooster, and kept shouting: "Rush, rush, kill, kill." ”
"I bet on the white rooster to win, and the white rooster kills and kills."
"I bet on the black rooster to win, and the black rooster rushes and rushes."
Suddenly, the loudest voice came from the crowd: "The white rooster was raised by me, can I not win?" Please support the white rooster. ”
Jing Yu and Huo Yunting looked at the person who screamed the loudest, and they were dizzy, that person turned out to be Huo Yunting's cousin Huo Bin.
Huo Yunting said: "You see, Abin is like a rooster. ”
Under the instigation of Huo Bin, the white rooster flapped its wings, flew into the air, and then fell, pecking at the black rooster with a sharp black beak.
The black rooster flies, its claws soar into the air, and grabs at the black beak of the white rooster.
The white rooster turned its head away from the black rooster's claws, and grandma's, it was furious, jumped up, danced its paws, pounced on the black rooster, and tore desperately.
Wow, the white rooster is so powerful, it tore the black rooster almost shirtless, the feathers on its body flew in all directions, and the ring was full of black feathers.
Under the ring, the excitement of the crowd reached its peak, the crowd applauded desperately and cheered desperately, and the applause and cheers were like rolling tides, wave after wave.
"The white rooster won, the white rooster won, hahaha......"
"Look, the black rooster has failed, and he is embarrassed to see his shirtlessness, and wants to kill himself to thank the world."
And Huo Bin made the loudest voice in the crowd again: "I am the white rooster, the white rooster is me, hehe, I am so happy, happy has become a neurosis." I'm neurotic, and neuropathy is me. ”
Who knows, Huo Bin was happy too early, the black rooster that was pecked almost naked, had the spirit of becoming more and more frustrated, it went into battle shirtless, and when the white rooster was being praised by the crowd and proud, it jumped three feet high, stretched out its iron beak, and pecked at one of the round eyes of the white rooster.
This one pecked to the end, and then dragged outward, wow, the black rooster actually pecked out one of the white rooster's eyeballs and threw it in the ring.
The white rooster screamed and fell.
At this moment, the crowd burst into even louder cheers: "Hehe, the black rooster turns defeat into victory, and the black rooster is a good example for us to learn." ”
"Failure is the success of mom and dad."
"Victory or defeat is unpredictable, and Bao humiliation is a black chicken. The black rooster first defeated many talents, and then became a warrior. ”
Someone was so excited that he made up a song to sing: "In order to succeed alone, the black rooster has long suffered enough of failure, and the lost chickens in failure are everywhere, and the black rooster is just one of them, love must be more and more frustrated, love must be sure of perseverance, every single chicken has seen through, if you want to succeed, don't be afraid of the pain of losing feathers." ”
Under the ring, Huo Bin saw that his white rooster had failed, and in a fit of anger, he rushed to the ring and wanted to kill the black rooster.
But his behavior violated the norms of the industry, and he was stopped by someone, who pulled him out of the ring.
Huo Bin stood under the ring and shouted in pain: "I don't accept it, I don't accept it, if you have another game, my white rooster will definitely win, and you will definitely peck the shirtless chicken to death." ”
The crowd laughed: "You still look down on shirtless chickens, you are only powerful when you go into battle shirtless, Xu Chu in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" went into battle shirtless and defeated Ma Chao. ”
Huo Bin was desperate, and when he turned around, he saw Huo Yunting and Jingyu, and shouted: "You guys are here to see my jokes, don't dangle in front of me, get out of me." ”
Huo Yunting looked at Huo Bin's dejected appearance and said: "You always say that I have occupied the property of the Huo family, and you always say that your father should not let me sit in the position of the president of the group, and you fight cocks and lackeys all day long, which is why your father refuses to hand over the management of the group to you." ”
Huo Bin said angrily: "Don't worry, you are not a descendant of our Huo family at all, my father will one day hand over everything to me to manage." ”
Huo Yunting said: "Forget it for me, your father handed over the company to you, and you will only turn the company into a chicken market." ”
Jing Yu simply took Huo Yunting's hand and said, "Don't pay attention to Abin, he is a rooster with red eyes, let's go." ”
Huo Yunting also took Jingyu's hand and said, "Okay, let's go." ”
The two held hands and left the noisy cockfighting ring.
Huo Yunting wanted to test this boss and said, "You are the boss?" You see, do you think we are buying pigs and cats, or cows? ”
The boss smiled: "Of course it's to buy cattle, people now love to brag, buy cattle home, you can brag every day without paying taxes, how cost-effective." ”
Huo Yunting heard that the other party was joking, and he also joked to joke, saying: "Now there is a law that stipulates that bragging is not allowed, and anyone who brags must pay taxes." If you brag once, you will be fined 250 yuan. ”
The boss said: "Then change the bragging to bragging, anyone who blows the dog can win the jackpot if he buys a lottery ticket, I think, the two must be here to buy a dog." ”
Huo Yunting asked again: "You are not an immortal, we haven't opened our mouth yet, how do you know that we are here to buy dogs?" ”
The boss said: "According to the National Bureau of Statistics, South Korea ranks third in the world in the number of dogs, with a total of 5.96 million dogs, and country M has the most dog owners, with a total of 70.16 million, Brazilians have a total of 4.16 million, and the number of dogs in China ranks second in the world, second only to country M, as of 2018, about 60 million urban families in the country are raising dogs, accounting for nearly 8% of the national total, and the proportion of cats is 2%......"
Jingyu said: "The National Bureau of Statistics also counts the number of people who have dogs and cats? Is this worth the statistics? ”
The boss said: "Miss, do you know, the number of people who have pets, is the statistics of the national happiness index, the more people who have pets, the higher the national happiness index, according to all aspects of the statistics, the better the living conditions, the happier people, the more people are willing to raise pets for leisure, when a large number of pets go to thousands of households, dogs are the most popular." ”
Huo Yunting said: "How do you understand so clearly? ”
The boss said: "I first quit the braggart association, and then after quitting the magic association, I joined the pet association, plus I sold my own pets, so I naturally know more and more comprehensively than the average person." ”