Huo Chunjin said: "Primitive people constantly use turtle shells for divination, and turtle shells accumulate too much, what should I do?" ”

He Fangyuan said: "When the turtle shells accumulate too much, it becomes a huge library, and there are many divination stories in this library. Later, there was a great figure in history, who, after a long period of thought, thought that divination could not be trusted. He compiled the wisdom formed by thinking into a book, which is the Book of Changes. ”

Huo Chunjin said: "I heard that there are three kinds of I Ching, namely Lianshan Yi, Guizang Yi, and Zhou Yi. ”

He Fangyuan said: "The ancients studied divination and summed up three different kinds of I Ching, but only Zhou Yi was the most widely spread, and in the process of circulation, Zhou Yi gradually replaced the other two I Ching. ”

Huo Chunjin listened to his father-in-law talk about the Book of Changes for a long time, but he never saw him tell his fortune, which was a little inexplicable, both confused and sleepy.

However, He Fangyuan changed his words and said: "The Book of Changes is a fortune-telling book and a scientific book, fortune-telling itself is a broad and profound science, and the "Xian Hexagram" is the thirty-first hexagram of the sixty-four hexagrams of the I Ching. It is a tutorial that instructs men on how to fall in love. ”

Huo Chunjin understood, it turned out that he was calculating the fate of his son Huo Bin, which was equivalent to telling the fortune of his descendants.

He Fangyuan continued: "You look at "Xian Hexagram": Heng, Lizhen, take Nuji. The sixth day of the first month: salty and thumb. Sixty-two: Xianqifei, fierce, Juji. Ninety-three: salty shares, clinging to them, and stingy. Ninety-four: Zhenji repents, longs for the exchanges, and friends follow Ersi. Ninety-five: salty, no regrets. Upper six: salty and supplemented, cheeks, tongue. What does that mean? ”

Huo Chunjin said: "I can't understand the ancient Chinese, so just speak up." ”

He Fangyuan smiled: "You listen to the experts' translations: it's a good thing to fall in love, only find auspicious ones, marry a daughter-in-law and go home, what a happy thing!" The sixth day of the first month: touching people's toes; Sixty-two: Touching someone's thigh, they didn't agree, fierce, don't touch it, buddy, it's better to stop; Ninety-three: Touch someone's thigh, they pretend not to see it, you just come casually, but don't worry, touch it up again, it's not good; Ninety-four: People see that you are a serious person, and they think that there is nothing to regret about marrying you, so let's develop a relationship! Ninety-five: Bumping people's backs, it's good; Shangliu: This, you understand! Second brother, aren't you eighteen? You're so cheesy! Vulgarity is elegance, okay, boy, love should be divided into 6 stages......"

Huo Chunjin wanted to interrupt his father-in-law's words, but held back.

He Fangyuan continued to recount the translation: "These 6 stages are 1. contact, 2. temptation, 3. follow-up, 4. rest assured, 5. bold, 6. you have to take your time, many aspiring young people such as Ah Q, as soon as they get on the stage, they want to sleep with Wu's mother, they don't know the truth of the rise of thousands of tall buildings, they haven't even sent a rose, and they haven't even invited anyone to eat KFC and McDonald's, so how can they do it? Secondly, you must also grasp the rhythm, if you find that people are unhappy, you must immediately press the pause button, and find that people have no objection and cannot delusionally build Rome in one day, you must slow down, otherwise, you will definitely mess things up in a hurry, and you must carefully experience the rest yourself, and summarize experience in practice. The hexagram in "Xian Hexagram" is that men go up and women go down, which means that men chase women, that is, when they are in love, men should be bold and persistent in pursuing women. ”

Huo Chunjin listened to it, laughed and said: "This is a translation of the brick family's funny and cool old and unserious grandstanding. ”

He Fangyuan said to Huo Chunjin: "Although it is a funny and cool old and immodest grandstanding translation, but the scriptures are restored to simple words, it is still very in line with human feelings and the law of fate, my daughter unfortunately died tragically, the Huo family should turn grief into strength, and pass on the Huo family industry, you must help Abin find a family business, let him get married early, he can no longer afford to delay." ”

Huo Chunjin said: "Okay, I will definitely help Abin find a good family business, I just hope that after he gets married, he will put away his uninhibited ambitions, live a good life, and expand the Huo family's family business to a greater extent." ”

A small family's marriage fortune-telling meeting ended in a cheerful atmosphere.

Soon, the waiter presented the dishes, this time the dishes were very special, Huo Bin ordered a whole chicken feast, a bowl of black-bone chicken soup, a plate of steamed ginseng chicken, a plate of fried chicken fries, in addition to spicy chicken, chicken pot, kung pao chicken, fragrant roasted whole chicken.

The wine on the table was one bottle of white wine and two bottles of red wine.

Before the wine was poured into the glass, Honghong asked, "Why do you eat all the chicken?" Don't eat anything else? ”

Huo Bin replied coldly: "This is called the whole chicken feast." ”

Green asked, "Why do you eat a whole chicken feast?" ”

Huo Bin smiled: "Because you are chickens." ”

In the vocabulary of the Cantonese dialect, chicken is a modern fake word, "prostitute". Chicken is a prostitute, and it is a very insulting word for women.

Honghong and Greengreen were very unhappy when they heard Huo Bin call them chickens, he actually insulted them with a whole chicken feast, and they were unhappy, but they couldn't find an excuse to be angry for a while.

Huo Bin didn't know that they were unhappy, but he happily poured red wine into the cup in front of the two, poured white wine into his own cup, raised his glass and said, "Red, green, let's toast." ”

Honghong and Greengreen each drank a small glass of red wine, and then lowered their heads and desperately ate steamed ginseng chicken, this kind of chicken has high nutritional value and is expensive, a chicken costs tens of thousands of yuan, and eating a bite of chicken is to eat hundreds of yuan, how can they not eat it.

After Huo Bin drank half a glass of liquor, he shook his head: "The chicken wine has passed through the intestines, and the beauty is like a chicken in the heart!" ”

Honghong and Lulu were very angry when they heard Huo Bin's words of contempt for them, and they didn't bother to pay attention to him because they only cared about eating the whole chicken feast.

Huo Bin took a sip of white wine alone, looked at Honghong with drunken eyes, and said, "Honghong, I'll make a riddle for you to guess." ”

Honghong said, "What if you guess right?" What if you can't guess? ”

Huo Bin said: "If you can't guess, you will be fined three glasses of wine, and if you guess correctly, I will give you another 100 yuan tip." ”

Honghong took a sip of red wine and said repeatedly: "Okay, good, you'd better come up with a hundred riddles for me to guess." ”

Huo Bin threw out the riddle: "Wearing a red crown on his head and colorful clothes, when it is dawn, he will wake up the world." ”

Honghong laughed: "This is a rooster, okay, wait a while to settle the bill, you add me an extra hundred yuan." ”

Huo Bin said to Lulu again: "Lulu, I will also give you a riddle, you guessed right, I will also add a hundred yuan to you, the riddle is: wearing a gray cloth crown, wearing a woolen robe, leading a group of babies, giggling." ”

Lulu stretched out his hand and said, "The mystery is a hen, please give me a tip of a hundred yuan." ”

Huo Bin scolded fiercely: "No wonder the men call you chickens, you chickens only know how to ask for money, let me tell you, when the bill is settled, I will give you the tip, why are you so anxious?" ”

Honghong and Greengreen had no choice but to force a smile and raise their glasses to Huo Bin together: "Handsome guy, don't be angry, as long as you don't pay the bill, come, drink, drink." ”

"Oh! It's good, in fact, the chickens are also cute. Huo Bin raised his glass and touched the two of them, and tasted a sip of white wine with relish.

Honghong tore off the leg of the fragrant roasted whole chicken and ate it, and then tasted a sip of red wine: "Well, this wine is sweet and sour, it's so delicious!" ”

Green and Green drank all the glass of red wine, then drank the black-bone chicken soup, and said to Huo Bin: "The wine is good, the food is good, the people are good, you are really a good man in the eyes of women." ”

Huo Bin was dazed and fluttering, and said: "If it's delicious, you can eat more, if it's good, you can drink more, and if I'm fun, you can hold me and play for a while." ”

Honghong said to Lulu: "Sister Lulu, each bottle of red wine is worth more than 1,000 yuan, we strive to drink all the wine, otherwise, we will waste a lot of money." ”

Bang, Green grabbed a glass of red wine, touched it with the red glass, and said, "Drink, drink not a drop left." ”

Huo Bin was already drunk for nine minutes, he was greedy for the beauty of red and green and green, like looking at flowers in a drunk, looking at the moon in the fog, the more he looked at the two of them, he felt that they were more beautiful, and he couldn't help but hold Honghong with his left hand, and green and green with his right hand, and laughed gloomily: "You two chickens are so beautiful, don't patronize and drink greedily, accompany me more, otherwise, how can you call Miss Si Escort?" Haha, you're a four-way chicken. ”

Although Honghong and Greengreen are women called chickens, they have not lost the bottom limit of their dignity, and ordinary guests can spend money to rent their bodies, but they cannot challenge their patience with excessively insulting language, and once they are insulted by excessive language, they will give up buying and selling their bodies and choose to resist.

And Huo Bin called them again and again, over and over again, with the extremely insulting word chicken, and they finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Honghong angrily broke free from Huo Bin's embrace, jumped up, and pointed at him with her finger: "Who is the chicken?" Your mom is a chicken. ”

Lu Lu also broke free from Huo Bin's arm, and scolded: "Pig and dog surnamed Huo, you think it's great to be rich, we would rather not be chickens than your stinky money." ”

Huo Bin was so angry that he jumped like thunder, he got up in a rage, snapped, slapped his left hand on the red face, and slapped the green face with his right hand.

"Damn, we're fighting with you." Red-red and green-green shouted.

The anger of the two women was detonated by Huo Bin like a bomb, and after they shouted, they both rushed towards Huo Bin and scuffled with Huo Bin......

He was so angry that his heart fell together, and he continued to scold: "It's been a few days since your mother died, your grandfather entrusted me to introduce you to a family affair and let you return to the right path, but I didn't expect you to go to a bar to pick up girls, and put the reason for depravity on your cousin's head, brute, you kneel down for me and admit your mistakes." ”

Huo Bin raised his head again and said, "I don't kneel, there's nothing to admit my mistakes, Ah Ting is a careerist." ”

Smack, Huo Chunjin raised his hand and slapped it on Huo Bin's face.

After this slap, Huo Chunjin forced Huo Bin to ask again: "Do you kneel?" If you don't kneel, get out of the Huo family for me. ”

Huo Yunting had no choice but to kneel down obediently, looked at Huo Chunjin with aggrieved eyes, and said, "Dad, you must be old and confused." ”

Bang, Huo Chunjin slapped Huo Bin again.

"Don't hit my grandson!" Huo Bin's grandmother, Qian Wanyue, suddenly ran over and yelled.

Huo Bin looked at Qian Wanyue, like a savior, and said, "Grandma, Dad wants to drive me away." ”

Qian Wanyue stepped forward to help Huo Bin, took his arm, pressed him to the sofa and sat down, and then said to Huo Chunjin: "You also sit down, and we will discuss and solve family conflicts together." ”

Huo Chunjin sat down.

Qian Wanyue asked Huo Chunjin: "Why are you beating Ah Bin, why do you want him to kneel?" ”

Huo Chunjin told Huo Bin about going to the drunken dream bar to spend money to get drunk, and then he fought with the bar lady.

After speaking, he said to Qian Wanyu: "Abin is not a talent, his mother just died, he fooled around with Miss, and he fought with Miss, it's too unreasonable, that's all, he didn't admit his mistake, and pushed the reason on his cousin's head, saying that his cousin forced him to be like this, can I not be angry?" ”

Qian Wanyu looked at Huo Bin: "Abin, this is your mistake, it's not easy for other ladies to make a living, just give them the money, how can you bully them?" You are a man, you shoot very hard, how can you beat a weak woman? Your father is right to teach you, you don't have to kneel, you quickly confess your mistakes to him. ”