66. On eggs
"I heard Jinyun, you came from far, far away, what's going on?"
"Well, in fact, the grass people had a strange dream after falling off the cliff!" As soon as Han Bo heard this, he began to panic in his heart, he was a native of Jinyang just now, but he and the princess came from far away, if the bull's head was not the right one, the previous efforts would be in vain.
"Huh? What a dream, come out and listen to it. Yang Guang also felt a trace of Han Bo's panic.
"The grass people met Taiyi Zhenxian in a dream, and he was from a far, far away court where he used to be the curtain general of the Jade Emperor, and later he was punished here to atone for his sins because he broke the glass cup by mistake." Han Bo really had no choice but to pull it on the immortals, he thought that no one had ever seen the immortals anyway, and now people still believe in this set, so just make up a complete story, and if someone asks about it in the future, it will be good to prevaricate. But the story can't be made up at once, and even if it is made up, it is full of loopholes, so I have to borrow the set of Journey to the West.
"What? You, you turned out to be a court person? Yang Guang stood up all of a sudden. This news is very shocking, ancient people believe in the existence of immortals, believe that immortals will take care of good people, punish bad ones, especially emperors and generals, they believe that immortals can make people immortal, otherwise there will not be so many emperors to seek immortals, to eat panacea, and finally die in the poison of heavy metals Zheng Yangguang is no exception.
"Yes, Your Majesty, Taiyi True Immortal is like this with the grass people. The grass people didn't believe it at first, until they found out that it was the princess they saved, and they slowly believed it. Han Bo simply mythologized himself.
"At that time, in the dream, the Taiyi True Immortal Grass People would meet nobles, and they were unattainable, so they gave the dream to the grass people and told the grass people that in fact, the grass people were punished in court at that time to help the nobles achieve great things."
"Oh? Did the true immortal tell you who the noble man is? Yang Guang asked eagerly.
"No, he has a fate that the grass people will meet." Han Bo doesn't dare that the noble person is you, that would be too fake.
"That's right!" Yang Guang sighed deeply, regained the demeanor of the Scale King, and sat down slowly.
"Hanbo, can you read?"
"Grass people are literate!"
"What are your talents?"
"Grass people have no talent, only some ideas."
"What thoughts?"
"The grass people know how to make more people read, how to make the fighting soldiers win, how to make the people live a better life." Han Bo replied neither humbly nor arrogantly.
"What?" Yang Guang stood up from his chair again. He couldn't believe that the words came from the mouth of the kid in front of him. He didn't dare to do these things, let alone this child. But when he saw Han Bo's determined gaze and confident expression, he instinctively felt that Han Bo was not lying. If these are true, then he, the emperor, will become the first emperor of the ages, and he has all the martial arts, and it is fake not to be excited.
"Then look!"
"Your Majesty, this is not an overnight thing, there must be a lot of preparation, and Your Majesty can't be in a hurry now, these things need to be promoted step by step, the grass people can provide ideas to Your Majesty, but they also need some objects."
"What is it?"
"Your Majesty, if you want to realize the things of the grass people above, you need Your Majesty to provide the grass people with a place where they can conduct research, and there must be an initial amount of money, and when the object is researched, it can be slowly promoted."
Yang Guang began to calm down, whether this child can be achieved or not is not to mention first, for the place and money needed, Yang Guang can also not think about it, but why is this child like this, is he really the person sent to help him?
"Your Majesty must think that the grass people are opening their mouths." Han Bo saw Yang Guang's contemplative expression and knew that something might be bad, so he spoke first, "Actually, the grass people can show it to Your Majesty now." ”
"Oh" Yang Guang's already sober brain was fooled into by Han Bo again.
"Then you can show it quickly and let me open my eyes!"
Yang Guang and his entourage finally entered Yuci County after a long journey, and it was already dark, and the big officials of Yuci knelt on the ground and respectfully asked His Majesty to get out of the car.
Yang Guang slowly got off the bucket car, and Han Bo followed behind, and the officials all over the ground were surprised to see such a child, especially the few people behind the officials.
"Let's all be flat! I'm tired, take me to rest! Yang Guang was anxious to rest.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" The officials stood up, and then Yulin County ordered Liu Changfeng to run to Yang Guang to salute: "Your Majesty, the county seat is simple, Your Majesty atones for your sins." Please also ask Your Majesty to move. "Bow down and lead the way.
Yang Guang's bodyguards followed in front to open the way, the emperor and Han Bo walked in the middle, followed by the big officials of Yulin, and then behind a group of local gentlemen and representatives of local celebrities. A large group of people marched towards the prepared post house.
Originally, Yang Guang wanted Han Bo to show his spells on the bucket car, yes, that's what Yang Guang called, he felt that Han Bo was going to perform a spell, but Han Bo needed to prepare some materials, and it happened to be in the county seat, Yang Guang simply took Han Bo to his place to perform again.
I didn't say anything all the way, and when I arrived at the post house, I was busy for a while, and finally settled down. Yang Guang impatiently summoned Han Bo in and asked him to perform. After Han Bo arrived at the post house, Yang Guang arranged for someone to follow him to prepare the materials, and all of them had been found at this time.
Han Bo stood in front of Yang Guang and respectfully bowed: "Your Majesty, the grass people are ready to perform." ”
"Let's get started!"
Han Bo nodded to the inner prison behind him, and the inner prison came in with a lot of things.
Yang Guang saw that the internal supervisor brought all the affairs that were often used, including pots, porcelain bottles, paper, oil lamps, and condiments such as onion vinegar.
Yang Guangle was happy and asked Han Bo: "Are you going to use these things to perform for me?" ”
"Yes, Your Majesty, don't look at these things, often the inconspicuous things in life can produce a lot of magical changes."
"Then let's show me a change!"
"Your Majesty, the grass people will show your Majesty a bottle that will eat eggs first"
Han Bo first put a porcelain bottle in the center of the ground, then picked up a prepared hard-boiled egg and put it on the mouth of the bottle, and said to Yang Guang: "Your Majesty, please see, this is a freshly boiled egg, when placed on the mouth of this porcelain bottle, it is larger than the mouth of the bottle, so it can't fall in." He motioned to the inner supervisor to show Yang Guang the eggs.
Yang Guang took the egg and saw that it was indeed a hard-boiled egg, there was no problem, and handed it back to the internal supervisor and handed it to Han Bo. Han Bo then put the hard-boiled eggs in the basin prepared next to him, and poured vinegar into the basin until it was full of eggs.
Han Bo turned to the other side and took another egg, wiped the stains on the surface of the egg with a cloth, and said to Yang Guang: "Your Majesty, this is a raw egg." He also gave it to Yang Guang after verification, and then saved some vinegar with a brush and began to write on the eggshell. After writing, I shook it from side to side, and when it was completely dry, I put it in alum water to cook.
At the same time, Han Bo poured gourd shochu into another basin, and then began to add water to it, and when he saw that it was almost there, Han Bo put a whole piece of cloth towel into the basin and soaked it.
After that, Hanbo took a green onion, removed the green onion leaves, left the green onion white, squeezed out the green onion juice vigorously with his hands, and then dipped the green onion juice with a brush to write on the white paper, and after writing, he blew to dry it and put it aside, and nothing could be seen on the white paper.
At this time, Han Bo walked to the basin on the side of the boiled egg, pinched the egg with his hand, nodded the odds, and wiped the egg clean with a cloth to Yang Guang: "Your Majesty, this egg just now can't fall on the mouth of the porcelain bottle, and now the grass people can let the porcelain bottle swallow the egg by itself." ”
Yang Guang stood up and walked to the porcelain vase to look at it, there was no problem, and said, "Okay, you come and let it swallow the egg." ”
Han Bo asked the inner supervisor to light a ball of linen, quickly threw the lighted linen into the porcelain bottle, and then put the end of the boiled egg on the mouth of the porcelain bottle.
Yang Guang and the inner supervisor stared at the egg and the porcelain bottle without blinking, and the egg was still firmly placed on the mouth of the bottle at the beginning, but after a while, the egg began to shake from side to side, and then fell violently, just in the blink of an eye, the egg was swallowed into the porcelain bottle, and there was a puff of green smoke coming out of the mouth of the porcelain bottle.
Yang Guang and the inner supervisor opened their mouths in surprise, staring, and at a loss. Seeing the smoke coming from the mouth of the bottle, he hurriedly covered his mouth and nose.
Han Bo was secretly proud, fortunately he was interested in chemistry when he was in school, or he really didn't know how to get through this hurdle today.
Yang Guang turned his head and asked Han Bo, "Can I take a look at that porcelain vase now?" He was afraid that the porcelain vase would really swallow his hand as well, so he asked Han Bo.
"Yes, Your Majesty, in fact, the porcelain vase itself has not changed, what has changed is in the eggs."
Han Bo picked up the porcelain bottle and shook it, and he could clearly hear the sound of the egg and the porcelain bottle colliding inside.
Yang Guang took the bottle and looked into the mouth of the bottle with his eyes, but could only see that the egg was inside, and there was nothing else. So he asked Han Bo: "How did you do it?" Why didn't the egg even break? Yang Guang was really puzzled.
"Your Majesty, let's explain to Your Majesty after the grass people finish the remaining performances!"
"Sure, do it!" Yang Guang can't wait to see the next performance.
Han Bo took out the cloth towel that was soaked in the golden gourd wine, then wrung out the water, asked the internal supervisor to bring the oil lamp over, and said to Yang Guang: "Your Majesty, the grass people are going to burn this cloth towel, Your Majesty, please take a look." ”
Then Han Bo used two wooden boards to sandwich the cloth towel and put it on the oil lamp, and when the cloth towel met the fire, it burned "suddenly", and there was black smoke. Han Bo watched the cloth towel burn and said to Yang Guang: "Your Majesty, the grass people are going to put out the fire now." Then he shook the cloth towel vigorously from side to side with a wooden plank, and the fire on the cloth towel was slowly extinguished. But what neither Yang Guang nor the internal supervisor expected was that the cloth towel was actually intact. Han Bo unfolded the cloth towel, and there was not even a trace of burning on it
Yang Guang was already sure that this Han Bo must be an immortal sent to help him. He took the cloth towel and looked up and down, and there was really no trace of burning. Laughing at Duohanbo, "I'm really an eye-opener, hahaha!" ”
Han Bo also smiled: "Actually, Your Majesty can also do it, but Your Majesty doesn't know that there is such a method, and Your Majesty will look at this egg below." Han Bo turned around and walked to the egg that was boiling in alum water over there: "Your Majesty, this egg is cooked, please peel it yourself." He took out the hard-boiled eggs and wiped them clean with a cloth, because they were still a little hot when they were just cooked, Han Bo put them in an empty basin to dry before handing them to Yang Guang.
Yang Guang took the egg and looked at it, it was an ordinary egg, and the surface was wiped clean by Hanbo. So I gently knocked the egg skin and peeled it off little by little, but when I was halfway through the peel, I was so shocked that I almost threw away the egg.
Of course, Han Bo knew what was going on, so he said: "Your Majesty, don't panic, just peel it all off." ”
Yang Guang was really a little panicked, he settled down and continued to peel it, and when he finished peeling, he found that the whole egg was neatly written with four purple characters "Ordered".
"Good omen, great good omen", Yang Guang only thought of this sentence. "Ordered" is the arrangement for him to sit on the throne of the emperor. Thinking that when he killed his father and seized power to obtain the throne, and was the first to ascend the throne, Wu Jianzhang, the king of loyalty and filial piety, scolded the palace, and bitterly Chen Yang Guangmou Palace, seized power, deceived his mother, played his sister, and brother and other six major crimes, but he had no way to refute it, so he could only order him to be killed, and this matter has been a faint pain in his heart until now. Well, now, this is the opportunity given to him, and he can deserve the throne in the name of it. He will proclaim that he will remove his reproach from himself.
Yang Guang stood there staring blankly at the egg in his hand, completely forgetting about the people around him.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, and then there's the show!" The inner supervisor saw His Majesty's appearance and hurried.
"Ah, oh, it's me who lost my temper, Han Aiqing, hurry up and continue to perform for me!" Yang Guang excitedly called Han Bo Aiqing directly.
"The grass people obeyed. Your Majesty, please look at this piece of paper. Han Bo handed the piece of paper written in green onion juice to Yang Guang. Yang Guang took it and was stunned, this is an ordinary white paper, there is nothing on it! He looked at Han Bo suspiciously.
Han Bo said: "Your Majesty can put it on the lamp and bake it and then look at it." ”
"Oh?" Yang Guang looked at the white paper again, then walked to the oil lamp, and then looked back at Han Bo again, Han Bo nodded at him, meaning yes.
Yang Guang put the white paper on top of the oil lamp. At first, there was no reaction to the white paper, but between the two breaths, traces faintly appeared on the white paper, and as time went by, the traces became clearer and clearer. When the paper was a little yellow, four words appeared on the white paper, "both longevity and Yongchang". Yang Guang was no longer surprised, the impact that Hanbo gave him was huge, no matter what happened, he thought it was an arrangement and it was normal.
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