"I seriously suspect that you are stupid, and you have to see a neurology department for amnesia."

Sister Li slapped her on the head.

"Isn't psychiatry and neurology the same? You should do me a favor and show him. ”

Yang Dongdong grinned and leaned over to her desk, bent down, and propped up the table.

Maybe he thought it was more manly, but he accidentally knocked over the lamp on the table.

"Tsk."

Sister Li pursed her lips dissatisfiedly, frowned, and continued:

"I can't do anything about it. I'm just a businessman now, and I'm not a doctor anymore. ”

"Sister Li~ You and I have known each other for so long, I know that you are not a person who will not be saved when you die.

You see, this Han Sihuai's life experience is called a pitiful.

For example, when I first met him, he was naked and wearing only a straw skirt.

……”

Just when Yang Dongdong and Sister Li were talking about my tragic life experience, which even I didn't know.

Suddenly, a voice rang in my head.

"Call Dead Ghost 2, I've found Ghost Rider.

He was badly wounded, but the potion had already worked.

By the way, he also said that on October 11, the world is coming to an end.

I don't know what that means, aren't you out of it yet? Hurry up and join us. ”

Well? Could it be that you really drank too much fake wine? Are you having auditory hallucinations?

"New mission, stop the end of the world, time remaining, nine days."

Just as I was doubting my life, another mechanical female voice sounded in my head.

Good fellow, give me nine days to prevent the end of the world.

It seems that this fake wine is really harmful.

"Uh, excuse me, excuse me."

I patted Yang Dongdong on the shoulder, interrupted his tirade, and then looked at Sister Li and asked her:

"Sister Li, may I ask if there are other people's voices in your head, or two, what department do you have to see?"

"Huh? Auditory hallucinations? Psychiatry, of course. ”

As a former psychiatrist, her curiosity was aroused at once, "Tell me, what did that voice say to you?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and told her what I thought was important:

"The first voice told me that the world was going to end on October 11, and then the second voice called me to stop the world from ending.

Isn't it weird that I'm really mentally ill, right? ”

I saw Sister Li stand up, then circled around my body and looked at me carefully.

"It sounds like it's most likely split personality.

In the pre-apocalyptic situation, as long as you use psychotherapy procedures, you can solve it.

It's just that it's the end of the world, and even if a set of psychotherapy programs were found, the server would have been down for ten years. ”

She spread her hands out, indicating that there was nothing she could do.

"Sister Li, you used to be a doctor, you can't have no way at all, right?"

Yang Dongdong was a little unbelieving, and continued to ask.

"How? Hehe. Why do you think I opened the bar? Sister Li covered her mouth and laughed, then turned her head to look directly into Yang Dongdong's eyes, and said:

"Drugs for the treatment of mental illness have been out of production since the last century.

And 90% of the courses I took in college were also related to manipulating psychotherapy procedures.

Now, without psychotherapy, I'm not even a barefoot doctor, you know?

And that amnesia, with the medical conditions of the clinic in the city, it is impossible to see it at all.

So, please go back. ”

"Oh, I see." Yang Dongdong nodded thoughtfully.

I didn't know what she was talking about, but I could tell what she meant.

To put it simply:

It can't be cured. Wait for death. Leave.

After that, Yang Dongdong and I were kicked out of the bar by Sister Li.

"Oh, don't be depressed, amnesia is amnesia, it's not a big deal.

Just think of yourself as living again. ”

Yang Dongdong hooked my shoulder, and then said to me:

"And what the end of the world, don't worry about it.

It's the end of the world now, how bad can it be.

Let's go, brother will take you to eat something delicious. ”

I really feel a lot better being enlightened by him.

"Yo, Sheriff Yang, you're patrolling again."

"Yang Tou, bring an apprentice."

……

It can be seen that Yang Dongdong is quite popular with people.

On our way to feed, more than a dozen people greeted him.

And he responded one by one.

"Inspector Yang, I have a pot of freshly baked leek-flavored fiber balls, do you want to have two?"

A vendor selling all kinds of protein balls and fiber balls on the side of the road stopped Yang Dongdong.

"Hey, yes, I haven't eaten leek-flavored ones for a long time, two of them."

As soon as Yang Dongdong smelled the aroma, he directly chose this vendor and sat down.

Just as we were having breakfast.

A group of guards suddenly hurried out of the road behind us.

There were more than two dozen people, all heavily armed, carrying guns on their backs and carrying a lot of red-haired dogs in their hands.

"Alas, what's the matter, so many people."

Yang Dongdong hurriedly put down the leek-flavored fiber ball in his hand and stopped the slowest guard.

"Isn't this the sheriff, on the east city wall, the piece that was smashed by the satellite yesterday, something big happened."

The guard dropped a word, and ran with the main army towards the eastern wall.

"Huh? Something happened at the eastern city wall? Yang Dongdong hurriedly stuffed the fiber ball into the red and white lunch box on his waist.

Pulling me and running, "Go, as a sheriff, I have to go and see it too." ”

Five minutes later.

We stood by the eastern wall.

The guards had already set up a cordon.

"It's weird, isn't there usually a lot of people watching the excitement?"

Yang Dongdong looked around suspiciously.

There was no one but the guards who were checking around the wreckage of the satellite, and the two of us.

"Dude, what the hell is going on?"

Yang Dongdong walked to the guard standing behind the cordon.

"Last night, there was a disappearance of more than a dozen people in the east of the city, and it is suspected that the disappearance has something to do with the downed satellite."

Although Yang Dongdong did not know him, this guard did know Yang Dongdong, and he warned us:

"It's not something you can handle, sheriff.

Let's go back, and while the rumors have not yet spread, hurry up and do a good job of reassuring the people. ”

"What? Last night, when we were drinking fake wine, something so big happened? ”

Yang Dongdong pinched me in disbelief, "Tell me, it's not true." ”

I felt the flesh on my waist twisted three hundred and sixty degrees, but it didn't seem to hurt very much.

He quickly gave him a blank look, and then told him, "Sorry, it hurts a little, it seems to be true." ”