Chapter 262: Honorary Professor of Dongsang University
"Let's go...... Teaching at Dongsang University...... Well, we who teach. β
Xu Zhe thought about it for a long time before he came up with such a reason.
"Wow! You became a university teacher at such a young age? It's amazing! Keiko didn't question it at all, and it was naΓ―ve.
Liang Yi and Xu Zhe looked at each other and smiled bitterly, are they young? They both know that each other is no longer young.
"I'm a second-year student at Dongsang University, majoring in foreign trade and economics, two gentlemen...... Oh no, what about the two teachers? Which major do you teach? Keiko opened a pair of big eyes that sought truth and cognition, it seemed that she wanted to break the casserole and ask the end today, she didn't wait for Liang Yi and Xu Zhe to answer, and said: "I still have a few credits that have not been completed, I will take the subjects of the two teachers, and I will not fail the course when the time comes......"
Liang Yi had never gone to a modern university, and he didn't know what kind of teacher he was, so he glanced at Xu Zhe and motioned for him to help him answer.
Xu Zhe coughed lightly twice and explained, "Uh...... Actually, we are not teachers at Tosang University, we just have to go to Tosang University to do some teaching tasks...... You get the idea, right? Teaching tasks. β
"Is the lecture right?!"
"Yes, yes, yes! It's a lecture, and we're going to give a lecture at Togaku University, so we're not a teacher, hehe......"
"Wow, the lecture is even more powerful, if the two teachers can be invited to give lectures by Dongsang University, they must be leaders in their respective fields, scholars, and professors! Awesome...... To be a professor at such a young age! β
Keiko's worship of Xu Zhe and Liang Yi was like a surging river, and in the end, she excitedly held Liang Yi and Xu Zhe's hands, "Two great gods, are you all from that school?" Can you reserve a seat for me at a future lecture? β
Xu Zhe never expected that a lie that was originally just a casual mention would dig such a big hole. But if you tell Keiko the truth now, wouldn't it be a shame and a big shame?
Liang Yi shook his head and said casually: "I study Chinese history and archaeology, and I am an archaeologist. Mr. Umegawa is a master of firearms and an expert in safety. β
Liang Yi lived for 2,000 years and was fully qualified to become a professor of history and archaeology; As a senior agent of the Night Watch Organization, Xu Zhe's knowledge of firearms and safety is world-class; In terms of level, qualifications, and strength, they are much higher than the so-called 'beasts' in those universities!
Helplessly, the high place is unbearable, and the only way to hide it is low-key.
Keiko has been completely convinced by Liang Yi and Xu Zhe's boasting. She looked at Liang Yi with a blank eye and said: "The reason why I chose the Chinese language is that I like the history and culture of China, and I am willing to try archaeology or something. β
Then she looked at Xu Zhe again, "Since I saw Mr. Umegawa, I knew at first glance that you were a very safe person, that ...... Can you teach me a few tricks of Chinese kung fu? I often encounter sexual harassment by perverted idiots on the train, and I can fight back in time! β
Teaching people to fight is still very professional Xu Zhe patted his chest and said, "Okay! 36 hands women's anti-wolf technique! I'll teach you when I have the chance! β
"Hee-hee...... And what about Mr. Okazaka? Keiko winked at Liang Yi.
Liang Yi nodded and said, "Well, if I give a lecture at Dongsang University, I will definitely leave a place for you." β
"The front row is the best C, and you have to pump me to answer questions when you interact, hehe...... May I? β
Liang Yi made an "OK" gesture and said with a smile: "No, Problem." - "Hey, hey, the three people who just got on the train are about to arrive at the station, and they haven't come to buy tickets yet?" The loud driver scolded loudly.
"Ouch, I almost forgot to buy a ticket, I'll buy a ticket." Keiko took out her purse, a shriveled purse.
Liang Yi took out a green bill and handed it to Keiko, "Is $100 enough?" β
Keiko hurriedly pushed Liang Yi's hand back, "How can I ask for your money?" A few tickets don't cost much," she stuck out her tongue again, and whispered to Liang Yi and Xu Zhe, "The driver of this bus is Ojisan, who has a stubborn and eccentric temper, and if you use dollars, he will call you a traitor......"
Liang Yi happily withdrew the banknotes, looking out the window at the flowing reflections, the bungalows of the simple trees, and the green rice fields; Looking back at the men and women in the car, they are low-key and simple, but they will never lose their connotation...... Of course, the driver, Obasan, was an accident.
It is precisely because of these accidents in life that the journey on the timeline will not be so boring.
"What's wrong? Falling in love with this place? Xu Zhe asked with a smile.
Liang Yi asked rhetorically: "How can you see it?" β
Xu Zhe said: "I have never seen you look at a view of a view for so long, not even on your own train." β
Liang Yi was silent for a moment, and said slowly: "Because in this colorful town, even the supporting roles seem so soulful. β
"Mr. Okazaka, Mr. Umegawa, let's get off here, I want to go to the convenience store to buy something, my uncle's lunch will definitely not last tonight." Keiko waved at the door of the car.
"You girl! Don't be so loud! Eujisan reprimanded loudly.
Keiko stuck out her tongue, quickly pulled Liang Yi and Xu Zhe out of the car, and waited for the car to drive away before complaining in a low voice: "Your voice is much louder than mine......"
"Where's the convenience store? Just went to buy a few packs of cigarettes. Xu Zhe looked left and right and didn't find a convenience store.
"There is definitely no here, you have to go to the north gate of the train station, the journey is about 10 minutes, if you go to the bus stop and turn back, it will take at least 20 minutes." Keiko leads the way in front.
Liang Yi glanced at his watch, at 17:16 pm, it was only 16 minutes after stepping on the bus to getting off the bus, but it seemed to have experienced a long journey, what kind of feeling was this? (This is Einstein's most famous 'general theory of relativity'.)
"Two gentlemen, you are in such a hurry, have you booked your train tickets in advance?" Keiko suddenly turned around and asked.
Liang Yi pursed his lips and looked at Xu Zhe: "This seems to be a problem for me." β
Liang Yi has no ID card and has a policeman. Emblem, even if it is a well-known police. There is not necessarily a query system, in case you can't buy a ticket, you can't enter the station, how can this be good?
Xu Zhe patted his chest: "It's okay, I just have an identity alone, with a certificate in hand, I have it in the world!" β
Liang Yi nodded, with Keiko present, it was not easy to talk about some words in detail. "We have tickets, so you don't have to worry that we won't be able to get on the bus," he said. β
Keiko didn't ask much, and quickened her pace and said: "Let's hurry up and go shopping, I still have to get a ticket at the station, I'd rather be early than late, I can sit in the sleeper 10 minutes in advance to feel at ease." β
Liang Yi took out a green bill and stuffed it into Keiko's hand, and instructed: "Mr. Mei Chuan and I are waiting for you here, you help us buy two packs of cigarettes, and the rest will be used as running expenses." β
Just now Keiko helped pay the bus fare, and now Liang Yi returned the money to her in disguise, if she buys the most expensive cigarettes, this green bill is estimated to be unbearable, but if she buys the cheapest cigarette green banknote, there will be a lot left.
"How much does Mr. Okazaka want?"
"You look at the purchase."
Keiko pouted and walked to the convenience store with a whimsical voice.
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"What do you have to say?" Xu Zhe handed over a cigarette.
Liang Yi said seriously: "I can't rely on your police all the time. Hui exercises power, if I act separately, I will not be able to move an inch, do you have a solution? β
Xu Zhe said: "You don't have to worry about this, I have a backup police in the bank. Emblem, but the above compilation is my police. No, it's okay to do things normally, let's say that if someone wants to check on you, you will put your police. Report it to him, anyway, your fingerprints, pupils, and face shape can all prove that you are a real United Nations agent...... All in all, it's not a big problem. β
Liang Yi took a puff of his cigarette, "If I want to make up for the police. Hui, what process do you need to go? β
Xu Zhe said: "There is no process, but you have to go back to the headquarters for certification." β
Liang Yi worried: "Police, will there be any drawbacks if the emblem is lost?" My police. The emblem has fallen into the hands of the Night Clan, and I'm afraid they'll use it to make trouble. β
"What can a broken badge do?" The title of the United Nations agent was originally used as a cover for our status as a night watchman, and the silver badge is not worth a few dollars, besides, now that the organization has been reformed, everything that involves money and power, the badge can only play a preliminary deterrent role, and people who meet real competition should give money or have to give money, and they should not go through the back door. β
"Isn't that the same as waste?"
"It's not wasted, he won't let you go through the back door, you can beat him, it's our right to beat him, hehe......"
"That's not bad," Liang Yi flicked the cigarette ash and asked again: "By the way, you just talked nonsense with Keiko in the car that we are university teachers, what if people really want to listen to your lectures?" β
Xu Zhe took a puff of cigarette and said with a smile: "Then go and become a university teacher, just with our rights, is it difficult to have an honorary professor?" If he didn't give it, he would beat him, and if he did, he would blame him for obstructing the ICPO's work. Do you think he will give it or not? β
Liang Yi smiled from the bottom of his heart, he never thought that his profession could be so rogue.
Xu Zhe flicked the ashes of his cigarette, his attitude became serious, and said: "And the most important point, we need a legal identity in Dongsang, so that no matter what we do, it will be much easier...... Let's say this string of beads around my neck. β
He secretly took the Buddha beads out of his neckline, and his serious expression instantly became obscene, "When you become an archaeology professor at Dongsang University, give me a super authoritative witness, even if these things are A goods, then I can sell them for a good price!" β
Hearing this, Liang Yi was slightly angry: "It turns out that your kid is playing tricks on me!" β
"Look, how ugly you say! Where is this called the next set, this is called killing multiple birds with one stone! Xu Zhe crossed his fingers in front of Liang Yi, "First, you have implemented your identity, second, you didn't hurt the heart of someone's little sister, third, you can still let your brother make a lot of money, fourth, what kind of professor are you, you are still so young and handsome, there must be a large group of students and girls revolving around you, so isn't it a night and night?" β
Liang Yi scoffed, "Then I'm not really a beast?" β
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