Chapter 0816 Love is like air, Sister is not air
Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, thinking that this woman looked like she was not very old or tall, but she was going to die when she spoke, but fortunately she didn't say it, so that you couldn't see the sun tomorrow, but she said that it was impossible to live a lifetime, waiting for herself alone in the empty room, so she quickly checked the calendar, and instantly understood what was going on, because others were the day of the full moon, that is, when they were sick, but here they were the weekend days, and they were convulsions, which can be said to have become a pattern, and they were used to it early, so they breathed a sigh of relief, Pretend to be innocent
"Oops! What's going on! Which minister's eyes made my family angry! I just don't want to mix it up! Come and take a deep breath and hug your brother! Look at my little baby's anger! It just hurts me to death! ”
Li Chunyan was stunned on the bed for an instant when she heard this, thinking to herself What the hell is going on with this kid, just now there were dark clouds and lightning and thunder, how did he suddenly become so gentle, it was like a changed person, it was unpredictable, but no matter what he said today, he must also be treated well He treats himself as air at every turn, because although love is like air, but my aunt and grandmother breathe air, not air, so I have to say it very much
"That's it! What do you have to say, I straightened my tongue and said, don't spray feces all over my mouth here, polluting my phone! Because at this moment, as long as the words that come out of your mouth, they all smell of, not to mention how much credibility there is, but it can directly disgust people to death! Finally, I would like to warn you, I hope that from now on, you had better think clearly when you speak, and don't fool people here with your mouth full of trains, because these kind people of ours, when you are vigilant, your little tricks are not worth mentioning at all! By the way, if you dare to say something inconsequential, I will directly turn off the phone and give us this relationship that should not have started in the first place, and draw a full stop that is even more round than the compass! Don't forget that I don't usually joke and hope you do it well and don't make decisions that you will regret for the rest of your life! ”
Wang Jinbao heard this and directly said that his mouth was bitter like a person, pinched his nose and poured a mouthful of coptis soup, it was really bitter and bitter, but he was surprised, in the past, as long as Li Chunyan was angry, just two words of rhetoric, she could make her laugh and fart, what is wrong today, my own dish has just started, just a fire reconnaissance, I didn't expect to touch the ash of a nose directly, and almost touched the nose was also touched, did I say the wrong thing, but after thinking about it carefully, I didn't say anything wrong, When he was puzzled, he suddenly remembered a sentence, that is, sweet words can only be drunk and sober happy women, but can never be drunk angry women, and for angry or angry women, sweet words are like a bitter medicine, the more you listen, the more sober you are, the higher your IQ is, and the more sensitive your reaction is, thinking of this, he sighed, thinking that he had nothing to do with the limit, what is there to be afraid of, as long as you give him the truth, she can't make any waves, because in front of real people and real things, Any quibbles and false accusations are self-defeating, and this is called facts speak louder than words, so he gritted his teeth angrily and pretended to be helpless
"Oops! I don't know what you're doing with such a big anger, but I know that I must have something wrong with it, but you also know that once I hear your cry, it's like I've fallen into an evil spirit, and my mind is blank, and I don't know what I'm thinking! But you also know that I can't see you cry the most, you know this, because on the surface it seems to be crying, but in fact, if you don't shed a single tear, then my heart will drop a drop of blood, isn't this a human life? But I can't afford to die for the time being, because I'm afraid that after I die, no one will love you as well as I do! In order to let me love you well until I grow old, leave my little life to wander in the world for a few years! From now on, you can ask me casually, and promise to know everything and say everything, and every sentence is true, without any water, not to mention cheating! In short, as long as you can be happy, that is my greatest happiness, this is not a slogan, but my strongest voice! Baby, do you want me to shout for an ascension! ”
Li Chunyan was basically angry when she heard this, but she finally caught the opportunity to let this kid tell the truth, that is, she couldn't let go of anything, so she pretended to be angry and said
"Good! For the sake of your kid's good attitude of admitting his mistakes, my aunt and grandmother will spare you for the time being today and give you another chance! One! What did you say that female master came to you in the middle of the night? Two! Why does she have to report to you when she makes a mask! Three! Explain to yourself what you did wrong! I hope you answer truthfully, otherwise you know the consequences, three-legged toads are not easy to find, two-legged men, all over the world, I hope you don't force me, in order to remember you, do things that you will regret forever! Quickly recruit from the truth! ”
Wang Jinbao listened to the front yes, and didn't pay attention to it at all, because this is Li Chunyan's usual trick, always thinking of alarmist scare herself, but she doesn't know, brother and I are thin everywhere, but the courage is fatter, and for her threat, directly have antibodies, to be exact, when he heard her say cruel words, it should all be confessed, and he didn't need to bother at all, but when he heard that people were going out to find someone to replace his position, he suddenly felt that this little girl was not simple, obviously she was empathetic and don't fall in love, In the end, I blamed myself, which was more embarrassing than being cuckolded, so I hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! I know that the most important thing in the world is people, but talents! But I'm not interested in talent, I'm only interested in the death and life of your love! Because without you and my world, there is only one color, and that is a black piece, which does not mean anything at all! I really didn't lie to you, Master Zhang is really just my female master, it has nothing to do with it, I can vouch for your heart at this point, if you still believe in you, I can swear to God, but if you don't allow this, I can't help it! I was wronged about the mask, I don't know what this thing is for, is it a vitamin supplement! Why are you so reacting so strongly! If you can really supplement vitamins, I will ask the master, see the brand she uses, and buy some for you this month to send over, so that you can become more beautiful and beautiful! I didn't know it was Friday today, I'm really sorry, I didn't accompany you in time, I hope you don't get angry, the key is that Liang Wei just left, I'm a little too busy! ”
Before Wang Jinbao finished speaking, Li Chunyan came directly
"Wait! Why did Liang Wei come later than you, they all went back, and you haven't gone down yet! Why is this Zhang Ting again, not Li Ting! Wang Ting! ”