Chapter 396: Poor for three generations
Liu Jialong smiled faintly and said in a sarcastic tone
"Oops! Your kid's mouth is too bad! Li Ka-shing's family is the richest man in Asia, and our family is a poor household in the village, how can we have more to do with others! If it's okay, don't make me happy! But you kid, you don't have to be fried noodles and coke every day, stay in the phone booth for a few hours, cry around all day long, if I guess correctly, I'm afraid your money is not calculated by one, but directly by bundle! What are you doing? ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at it, and thought to himself that he would brag and not pay taxes anyway, so he would directly shut you down
"You see that what you said is not right, Li Ka-shing is also self-made, to be precise, a family that started by collecting rags! Your family has nothing to do with theirs, how can you make your business so big! As for my ordinary rural family, although there is no one you said, the money is in bundles, but our family, basically do not use firewood to burn the kang in winter, because it is too cold outside to go out to hold firewood and grass, so if the temperature of the house is low, there is nothing to hold a few bundles of money to burn the kang! But don't say it, although this money burning is a good thing, the effect of burning the kang is really not good! ”
As soon as the words fell, the big guys laughed, Yu Jingbo glared at the two of them, and then said with an extremely disdainful smile
"Oops! You two are the best braggarts I've ever met! No, you see, this will be flying in the sky, and it has blocked the sun's rays! It's amazing! Little brother, I'm ashamed of myself! ”
Liu Jialong was scolded by Wang Jinbao, rolled his eyes angrily, and then said with a sneer
"Jinbao! If I'm not mistaken, only people burn the dark coins when they go to the grave during the New Year's holidays, and your family burns paper money for the kang, and the money in your mouth should not be the dark coin! Could it be that your family has to bury your ancestors under the kang, otherwise how can you be so filial! ”
Wang Jinbao was anxious in an instant, grabbed the pillow, smashed it at Liu Jialong, and roared extremely angrily
"You'd better talk about it! Your eighteenth generation ancestors buried under our family kang! No wonder when I said burning money, you immediately understood it and thought of the underworld coin! May I ask if your heart is too dark, or is your ancestor dreaming of giving you this unfilial descendant, you know it every New Year's holiday, burn some paper money for his old man, and cause him to pick up money and spend money under my pit one day! ”
Liu Jialong grabbed the pillow and smashed it like the baby Wang Jinbao said
"That's it! Haven't you heard that a gentleman doesn't move his mouth! If you don't have money, don't pretend here, be careful of being struck by lightning! ”
Wang Jinbao was just about to throw it down again, but he didn't expect Yue Gang to suddenly say
"Liu Jialong, you kid, you are really not kind at all! Jinbao joked that his family money burns the kang, and you kid comes directly, their kang is on the cemetery, in other words, they live in the place where the dead live! So you deserve to be smashed! ”
Liu Jialong pursed his lips extremely and said directly
"That's it! Squad leader, don't speak for him here! Look at the fart, the arrears of the shares, and the whole bundle of money is used to burn the kang, do you believe it? ”
Yue Gang glared at him and said helplessly
"Isn't your family related to Li Ka-shing? Known as the King of Rags! Didn't you go to the aristocratic school and hang out with us here? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if people burn the kang with a whole bundle of dark coins, this winter, it will be a lot less! Isn't it money that money buys the Stygian coin? With so many dark coins, not every family can afford it! Anyway, our family doesn't have this strength! ”
Unexpectedly, the voice fell on Yu Jingbo, and he hurriedly said with a smile
"Our family doesn't say buy a whole bundle of dark coins, our family counts Zhang every year and burns it for our ancestors!"
Lu Yang is even more direct
"What does the Pluto Coin look like! Every year when our family goes to the grave, they draw a few pictures according to the money, and they take it to the grave and burn it! ”
Zhu Chengxing smiled faintly, walked up to Liu Jialong, and said with a bitter face full of hatred
"The Tattered King! Do you have any expired coins at home, if so, give me a few next time, I'll go back and give me a few, and I'll burn them for my ancestors! Ay! People say that they are poor for only three generations, but listen to my grandfather, his grandfather's grandfather was poor at that time, how did it come to my generation, there are not ten generations of poverty, at least eight generations, for the sake of our family is so poor, can you take me to tatte together! Hurry up and put an end to our family's poor roots! ”
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he thought to himself that this is the so-called power effect, not everyone was showing off their wealth just now, why did they suddenly start crying poor, but before he could figure out what was going on, Liu Jialong stood up, sighed angrily, and said with a red face
"Pigs become fine, your family is not poor, the ancients said that they are poor for only three generations, this sentence is wrong, but your family's genes are problematic, and they are lazy to eat all day long, and all of them have become fine! If you are not poor, then heaven will not tolerate it! But don't worry, the New Year will be celebrated in a few months, and your family's poor roots will be over! Ay! Be roommates with you guys! It's the biggest shame in my life, I'm going to go out and find a piece of tofu to die! ”
Wang Jinbao hurriedly smiled when he heard this
"Oops! Don't you dare to think about it! Besides, if you can't open it, don't waste tofu! Go directly to the dry toilet in the grove and jump directly into the septic tank, which is not only pollution-free, but also can leave a stench for 10,000 years! ”
Liu Jialong turned around and said with round eyes
"Half of your brains have the ability, repeat what you just said, believe it or not, I'll turn you directly into a flower coin!"
As a result, Zhu Chengxing stood up and roared extremely angrily
"The surname Liu! You stand there and don't move, and now I'm going to turn you into a person who spends the Stygian coin! ”
Liu Jialong grimaced and said as he ran out
"Oops! You think everyone has the same brain as your brother pig, the pig is going to eat, even if you don't want to live, you can't let the pig ruin it! ”
As soon as the words fell, the big guys laughed, and the turmoil was over, and then for a period of time, Wang Jinbao and his classmates all day long, holding the book "Gas Collector" and watching it quickly after eating, lying on the bed and silently thinking in his heart, the specific location of each block such as the Su-2555 block Su-361111 block, the Su-55555 block and the specific kilometers of the five main lines such as the North Trunk Line, the North Second Trunk Line, the South Trunk Line, the West Trunk Line and the West Second Trunk Line.
Until one night, when Wang Jinbao went out to the toilet, he didn't expect Liu Baoxu's dormitory to take a shower in the water room, he glanced at it and wondered if these guys were crazy, the apartment building had turned off the lights, and they were actually taking a shower here
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