Chapter 289: It's not good to be jealous
Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and then took advantage of Zhang Zhaochun's inattention, snatched the photo, and said with an extremely helpless smile in his arms
"Brothers! I want to buy them for everyone, but my strength doesn't allow it! ”
Xu Weiliang glared, and then said with a wicked smile
"What does it mean that strength does not allow, you give Zhang Zhaochun a person, and when you buy it, it is a plastic bag of Coke, and a few of us can't even see a bottle cap, is this not allowed by strength, or do you not want to invite us at all? You say it's the same man, why is the difference so big! You said that you kid, why are you so bad, but you kid had better think clearly, the big guys have long hands, and the five of us combined, but ten pairs of hands, Zhang Zhaochun only has two! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he quickly stuffed the photo inside, thinking that no matter how many hands you have, I am afraid it will not be so easy for you to rob it, don't forget my brother's hands, not only can you pinch tofu, but also can fight the country and defeat all the enemies who come to attack, so he pretended to be helpless
"Look at you, what you said is too raw, the key is that I heard that Coke drank spermicide, so I didn't buy it for you! But what are you doing with nothing?"
Xu Weiliang smiled faintly
"Nothing! I'm just trying to figure out whether it's easy for five people to take a picture from you, or whether it's easier for one person to grab a photo from you! I'm thinking about a few of us, whether to put the photos for a few days, so that each of us can have the treatment of Zhang Zhaochun! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking that a few of you will each pack it for a few days, and it will not be much different from Zhang Zhaochun to take it out for auction, but he doesn't dare to say this, because his current situation, to be exact, is outnumbered, in case he is forced to take away the photo by these guys, who is looking for him to say, as the saying goes, thirty-six plans are the best plan, and it is the best policy to leave the place of right and wrong at present
"Oops! Good my two bright! I have no opinion if you want to fight a local tyrant, but the key to the problem is that I am not a local tyrant! By the way, I just finished the phone call, and I haven't had time to eat yet, so you guys will talk about me eating first! ”
But just when Wang Jinbao pulled the doorknob, Zhang Zhaochun stood up with a smile and glared at Wang Jinbao fiercely, and then he couldn't say anything
"Hey! Look at your little bit of talent! A few bottles of Coke will scare the hell out of you! All right! I'm also for the big guys, what's the point of drinking alone! ”
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he was instantly a little overwhelmed, so he said with a red face
"Cut! A few bottles of Coke aren't deadly, am I going to run away like you said? Trouble, don't think everyone thinks like you, okay! ”
Zhang Zhaochun glared at this when he heard this, and after quickly distributing the Coke to everyone, he glanced at the plastic bag and saw that there were still two bottles in the plastic bag, so he looked at Wang Jinbao and said with a wicked smile
"It's not like I want to emphasize again and again, everyone only buys one bottle, why do you always take such good care of me and deliberately buy two bottles?"
These living treasures in the dormitory shook the Coke bottles fiercely one by one, and then slowly unscrewed the lids, their eyes closed tightly, Wang Jinbao looked at their unusually exaggerated expressions, licked his mouth full of Pepsi Coke, that familiar taste, and then grimaced, and said with a wry smile
"No way! Who made your face big! Okay, you're a full man, you don't know how hungry a man is hungry, I'm going to eat quickly! ”
As a result, Wang Jinbao had just opened his legs, Zhang Zhaochun smiled, threw a bottle of Coke, and then said with a smile
"Catch! Thank you for your little ghost for our big guy, and tell her to send more photos in the future! We can drink Coke every day! ”
As soon as the words fell, the big guys laughed, Wang Jinbao wanted to say that you are not afraid of drinking diabetes, but after thinking about it again, it is better to have more than one thing, so he smiled faintly
"Good! No problem! You guys wait slowly! I'm going to call! ”
After Wang Jinbao finished speaking, he ran down the apartment building as fast as he could, just came to the fried noodle king, and when he was waiting for the fried noodles and tasting Coke, he suddenly found that Lin Ya's grandmother was shouting at the door of the store, and he wanted to go over to take a look, and then he thought that he should be disgusted, and when the time came, Yang Lingbao said that he was worried about his girlfriend, he didn't eat mutton, and he was left behind, the most important thing is that this smell and the smell of a certain person, once it is infected, I am afraid that I will not be able to get rid of it for the rest of my life.
So he didn't care, took a sip of Coke and smelled the unique fragrance of the scarf, until the fried noodles came up, and after the quick end of the battle, he was ready to smoke a cigarette, and then when he was addicted to the gods, he took out the cigarette case and looked at it, and found that the phone booth had finished smoking the cigarette, so he pursed his lips and walked towards Lin Ya's grandmother's store very reluctantly, but when he walked to the door, he found that there were still many people around the door, and there was Kang Dulong's sissy
"The surname is Yang! You remember it for Lao Tzu, dare to come here to harass Lin Ya again in the future, I won't take off your kid's legs, no matter where you meet from now on, I will call you a master! ”
Yang Lingbao sneered, and then said unhurriedly
"It's true that you are from the student union, but this store is opened by Grandma Lin Ya, and it doesn't seem to be opened by the family, so who should come here and who shouldn't come, it doesn't seem to be within the jurisdiction of your student union! Therefore, when I want to come, then when I come, you can't control me, and I have to rely on you! As for whether you will call me Ye when you see me in the future, this is also your own business, but I will not agree, because I am afraid that you will break my yang life! So I hope you respect yourself! Don't do things that hurt others or yourself! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a commotion in the store, and then there was a cold laugh from Kang Dulong
"Boy, originally on Liu Baoxu's face, give your kid some face, I hope you will retreat in the face of difficulties, don't do useless struggles, but you are better to be embarrassed, and you are still playing with me here, then I will use my fist to greet you, let you understand a truth, no matter how awesome your mouth is, put it in front of your fist, it is not worth mentioning at all! This punch is Lao Tzu teaching you how to be a person, and it is also teaching you how to speak! I'll count to three, and if you're still standing here with a dead face, then I won't be as gentle as I was just now! ”
Wang Jinbao was directly anxious when he heard this, thinking that he had gone to a technical school, and there were boys who actually fought because of the fact that girls were jealous, which was a typical death-seeking, so he said helplessly while squeezing in
"Yang Lingbao, hurry up! Others can not care about Lin Ya's feelings, but you can't ignore it! Let's go! ”
(End of chapter)