Yao Ming asked: "Mr. Huo, you are here, did you and Jingyu hear what I just said to do that." ”

Huo Yunting lied: "Jing Yu and I came in for less than a second, and we didn't hear anything. ”

Yao Ming said: "If you don't hear it, you hear it, you said that you came in less than a second, and it took 5 seconds for you to step on an ant, and I am sure that the time you came in was definitely the time to trample on at least 10 ants." ”

According to what he said, it was 50 seconds.

In fact, Huo Yunting came in for more than a minute.

Jing Yu said: "Yao, the time we came in was indeed more than 50 seconds, which is equivalent to the time of stepping on 10 ants, Ah Ting and I saw and heard some details, but I don't think it's anything." ”

Yao Ming asked very openly: "Mr. Huo, Jingyu, do you agree that men and women can do that before marriage?" ”

It's really a pot that can't be opened, where is the filthy and where to remove the fig leaf, Zhang Lingzhi's face was flushed with shame, and he scolded Yaoming: "You'd better shut up." ”

Huo Yunting replied to Yao Ming's question and said: "If the two really love each other, and the relationship is very stable, of course they can do that, holding a wedding is just a formality, without this form, some couples love each other for life, whether they can do that thing, the key is whether the relationship between the two is very stable, since both men and women love each other, both parties can give anything, why wait until they get married." ”

Yao Ming said to Zhang Lingzhi: "Sister Lingzhi, did you hear it?" Mr. Huo and Jingyu did not object to us doing that thing before marriage, doing that thing too much, just like eating too much, it is not something unseemly. ”

Jing Yu interjected: "It can't be said that doing that thing is glory, you can show it off." ”

As a result of everyone's discussion, it is reasonable for the two to live together before marriage, and the two can only have fun, but if the parties publicize the matter of living together before marriage to the world, it will be very ridiculous.

Teacher Niu was very optimistic and generous, and said: "I am looking for everything, the doctor, my girlfriend, and my boyfriend." ”

He barely said that he even looked for his parents.

After speaking, he asked Yao Ming strangely: "Hey, you are a physical education teacher, you are in good health, how can you get sick?" ”

Yao Ming said angrily: "I'm not a god, how can I not get sick?" ”

Teacher Niu asked, "What kind of disease do you have?" ”

Huo Yunting didn't see that Yao Ming didn't have a good face for Teacher Niu, and thought that they were very good iron buddies, so he said the truth unscrupulously: "Yao Ming did too much of that and made a lot of illness." ”

It was too late for Jing Yu to cover Huo Yunting's mouth, so he had to quickly pull him aside and prevent him from continuing to talk nonsense.

As soon as Mr. Niu heard Huo Yunting's words, he praised Yao Ming and said: "Lao Yao, Lao Poyao, your life is really good, you are only 26 years old, you have done so much to do that, you are really happy, you are sick, and your girlfriend will help you treat it, if you don't charge you a penny, I will be miserable, I haven't found a girlfriend at the age of 28, so I have to solve it myself, no, it's too frequent, and I get sick, so I came to see a doctor." ”

In fact, his subtext has not yet been spoken: "Although your girlfriend is older, she is more gentle than a delicate little girl, dedicating herself to you and offering medicine to you, you can play with her body to your heart's content, anyway, play with a disease, she will treat you, you can play as you want." ”

Fortunately, his subtext was in a latent state, and it was not announced with the help of his bull-like voice, otherwise, I don't know what a huge shock it would have brought to everyone present.

Haruka listened to his words, and from his point of view, these words were not only not praise, but complete mockery.

So, he began to fight back: "Lao Niu, Bull Demon King, you think women want to go crazy, you can only use your hands, it's really pitiful, you play with your hands to get sick, and you are embarrassed to come to the hospital to show off, I am your doctor, you look for me to see a doctor, I think you have a waiting syndrome ......"

Teacher Niu was so angry that he yelled like an old cow plowing the fields in the countryside: "You said that I have pelvic inflammatory disease, are you mistaken?" This is a gynecological disease, how can I become a woman? ”

Huo Yunting defended Yao Ming and said to Teacher Niu: "Yao Ming's joke is really fatal, although it is fatal, after all, it is a joke, don't take it to heart." ”

Teacher Niu said: "I am a gentleman who does not remember villains, although Yao Ming is a villain, but I still admire him more, resolutely learn from him, and also find a miracle doctor aunt as a daughter-in-law, do that every day, make a disease to let the wife of the miracle doctor to treat, how cool." ”

Fortunately, there were not many women present, only Jingyu and Zhang Lingzhi, they really couldn't listen to it, this pig and dog surnamed Niu was actually a teacher, and he had no demeanor as a teacher, it was like eating mad beef, suffering from mad cow disease, and becoming another mad cow, the more he talked, the more he didn't talk.

Although Jing Yu couldn't listen to it, he was helpless, after all, the tone of his speech was not aimed at himself.

Zhang Lingzhi is different, she thinks that this person is joking with Yao Ming on the surface, but in fact he is sarcastic, he is ridiculing Yao Ming at the same time, he also brought himself in to humiliate, for example, he compares himself to a big mother, this is his scolding technique of hiding needles in his cotton, he is laughing at his old age.

Zhang Lingzhi roared: "Mad cow, don't you want to see mad cow disease?" Follow me. ”

Teacher Niu grinned: "I'm not a mad cow, I'm a sacred cow, I have that kind of disease, please ask Doctor Zhang to help me take a look." ”

This guy's skin is thicker than cowhide, which should be a shame to be ashamed of, and this guy has repeatedly proclaimed loudly that he actually regards getting sick as a very honorable thing.

Zhang Lingzhi frowned and said, "Okay, I'll treat you, and you can come with me to my office." ”

Teacher Niu followed Zhang Lingzhi to the office and sat opposite Zhang Lingzhi.

Zhang Lingzhi asked solemnly: "Are you really here to see a doctor?" ”

"Really, indeed!" Teacher Niu said boldly: "I started to use my own hands at the age of 12, I am a senior veteran, alas, I have not yet married, I have this disease, no woman will dare to marry me in the future, Doctor Zhang, you quickly cure me." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "People suffering from this disease do not need injections, do not need to take medicine, only need psychological treatment, you are a teacher, an engineer of the human soul, first of all, you must be a teacher for yourself, and then a teacher for others, strengthen the transformation of world view, outlook on life and values, write a few more confessions like a greedy person, and the disease will be cured naturally." ”

Teacher Niu asked, "You just helped me heal my illness?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "You should go to a psychological counselor for treatment of this disease, but you are your best psychological counselor, and the root of your biggest illness is to be a, treat your body as a, and play around, please respect your own big man, OK, you can go." ”

When Teacher Niu heard this, he was like an initiation and entered the realm of Zen epiphany, and said happily: "There are three kinds of teachers: the first is a teacher, the second is a lion and a lion, and the third is a teacher, and I will be the first teacher in the future." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Yes, think about it, you yourself are a teacher, you have made a ridiculous illness by yourself, and you have become a polluter of the human soul, how can you teach students?" Let's go back and transform the three views. ”

Teacher Niu stood up and said to Zhang Lingzhi: "Let me tell you a secret, many teachers' world view, outlook on life and values are the world, life and value, and even the world coffin, life coffin and value coffin. ”

After saying that, he left and went back to school, and his job back to school will be to turn the coffin of the world, the coffin of life and the coffin of values into a world view, outlook on life and values.

Zhang Lingzhi got up and went to prescribe Chinese medicine for Huo Yunting and Jing Yu.

After Huo Yunting and Jingyu got the traditional Chinese medicine, they both thanked Zhang Lingzhi, and Huo Yunting asked about Zhang Lingzhi's treatment of Teacher Niu by the way.

Zhang Lingzhi replied: "A disease like his is caused by desire, and Confucius said that if you deny yourself, you will return to benevolence." As long as you restrain your desires and abide by the etiquette of human beings, his illness will be cured without cure, but the surname Niu is a mad cow, and I think his illness is difficult to cure. ”

Zhang Lingzhi commented on others behind their backs, but how did she behave, did she restrain her desires? Did Haruka restrain his desires? If the two of them restrained their desires, how could Haruka suffer from such a disease that they were ashamed to talk about?

Hehe, it's easy to look at other people's shortcomings, but it's hard to look at your own shortcomings.

Huo Yunting and Jing Yu listened to Zhang Lingzhi's words, sighed, sighed, went downstairs with a bag of Chinese medicine, took the car when they came up, and went to the street.

Jing Yu had no doubts about the supervisor's words, but wanted to consult other questions, so he said: "Actually, I want to get married in secret, but my husband and I can't resist the pressure of the world, so we have to hold a wedding and change the hidden marriage to an open marriage, but I don't know something, why do women have to wear wedding dresses to get married, and can't they do without wedding dresses?" ”

The director said: "Oh, you are a problem to test me, fortunately I read a chapter on the history of the birth of wedding dresses yesterday, to help you answer, in the sixteenth century, the Irish royal family loved to go to the wild to have fun, once, the royal family rode horses, with hunting knives, to the north of Ireland to hunt, saw a young lady named Rose washing clothes by the river, the Earl of Charles was fascinated by Rose's elegance......"

Speaking of which, he received a call from a client, and after making the call, he continued: "When Charlie's earl returned to the court, he mustered up the courage to propose the idea of marrying Rose. The royal family was in an uproar, and strongly opposed it on the grounds that the door was improper and the household was wrong. However, Count Charles was unwavering, and the royal family, in order to make Count Charlie die, proposed that as long as Rose could sew a white robe overnight, they would agree to marry the two, otherwise they would blow ......"

After a pause, he continued: "At that time, the Earl of Charles thought that Rose did not have such ability, and was disheartened, but Rose worked overnight, stayed up all night, and sewed a 16-meter-long white robe before dawn without losing the royal style, when this white robe was sent to the royal family, the royal family was amazed that this was a fairy robe made by the goddess, and with the promise of the King of Ireland, Rose and the Earl of Charles held a fabulous wedding. The white robe made by Rose is the origin of the world's first wedding dress. ”

After listening to the story of the origin of the wedding dress, Jing Yu strengthened her determination to buy a wedding dress and said: "Rose is so talented and happy." ”

The director said: "Country girl shredded radish, no, no, it's Rose, Rose is not shredded radish, Rose created the history of wedding dresses, after she got married, wedding culture is popular all over the world, women don't wear wedding dresses to get married, it is equivalent to not keeping up with the trend, so all women get married, they must come to our store to buy wedding dresses." ”

Huo Yunting said: "Your advertisement to promote wedding dresses is good, it's good, it's too domineering." ”

The director said: "It's not domineering, it's domineering." ”

As he spoke, he took off the wedding dress from the model, handed it to Jing Yu, and said, "You try it on to see if it fits?" ”

Jing Yu took the wedding dress, went to a small fitting room alone, tried it on, and then came out, and said to Huo Yunting and the supervisor: "I tried it on just now, the wedding dress is too big, I look too small." ”