Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Little Theater of Darkness
One of the Little Dark Theaters:
(PS: Not counting in the plot)
For Empress Chen Yunying's visit, Zhou Huan had a very ominous premonition in his heart, so after pretending to be forced, Zhou Huan quietly slipped out of the back door.
Tang Yunniang is no longer there, but she is not dead, but she is shattered and the void is shattered, and the sun is soaring - the fire burns her body and allows her to refine her body again and again, and there is a blood pill to help her replenish the source, and in the last few years, she still wishes to repay Zhou Huan, the dregs of the medicine to help nourish her, and she suddenly told Zhou Huan one day that she was leaving.
Not to leave the world, but to go to another world, shattering the void and soaring by day.
Then the expired Lori disappeared in front of Zhou Huan like this, and when she left, she said that Zhou Huan must remember to come to her.
Although Zhou Huan was very sad, the system told Zhou Huan that this was a good thing, and maybe there would be a chance to see each other again in the future, so Zhou Huan suppressed his sadness and hurriedly ran away from Beijing.
He can't beat Tang Yunniang, and he can't beat Chen Yunying, especially Chen Yunying's martial arts after being beaten by Tang Yunniang again and again have improved by leaps and bounds - the poor girl suddenly changed from a swordsman who dominates the world to an empress in the palm of the world, all kinds of things are pressed on her, she can only sleep for less than an hour a day when she is busiest, and she has to deal with a lot of things.
But she is still a very responsible person, knowing that the superior can't do what he wants, so he works very hard, and then beside her, all the perpetrators are sweetly sprinkled with dog food next to her, her dearest elders invade her lover, and the male god in her dream goes to someone else's bed, those two people are so happy, but all this is her first!
Sometimes she angrily slashed Zhou Huan with a sword all over the palace, and then after being beaten by Tang Yunniang, her whole body exploded angrily, and she cried angrily again.
But this doesn't mean that she is a weak chicken, she just can't beat Tang Yunniang, and it's easy to beat Zhou Huan!
So Zhou Huan fled immediately after Tang Yunniang shattered the void, but he didn't expect Chen Yunying to still find him, this time Chen Yunying's visit made Zhou Huan a little scared, he didn't want to run to the palace to be Chen Yunying's secretary, how good is it to hide in a no-man's land and study hard?
is about to return, that world is about to take the college entrance examination, and he hasn't studied hard in the past nine years, and has forgotten a lot of everything.
"Great Grandmaster Zhou Huan, where do you want to go?"
A slender jade hand stroked Zhou Huan's dog's head, and Chen Yunying's smile was full of disdain - the bookstore was sealed and there was nowhere to escape, so Zhou Huan turned into a dog, but he didn't expect Chen Yunying to be blocked at the entrance of the wall.
"Are you going to find her again? she's already soaring!"
"We can't theoretically, I'm your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather......"
"I don't care, what do you think?"
She pinched the dog's head, and then a collar fell on Zhou Huan's neck.
"Is this collar good?"
Chen Yunying smiled and stroked Zhou Huan's dog's head, "This is a collar cast by a thousand years of cold iron, although it is just right on the dog's neck, it is much thinner than a human neck, if you become a human, then the neck will definitely be broken." In my absence, you won't have a chance to escape. β
"Why did you do this to me?"
"Who told you to sneak away, go back to Beijing with me obediently, don't miss the two old women Chen Lihua and Tang Yunniang. β
"You're getting old, too, you're almost thirty. β
"Yes, you are really too disobedient, do you remember how you bullied me with Aunt Tang?"
"That's Tang Yunniang, it's none of my business, don't hold me, it's so uncomfortable, Wangwang!"
Theatre 2: Heroic Spirits and Their Pets......
PS: It's also not included in the main story.
Heroic Spirit, a name that has been widely sung in the 21st century, has entered thousands of households.
With the power of magic, it is not impossible to summon powerful warriors, existences and kings that have existed since ancient times, although it comes at a great cost, but it is also acceptable for fans or merchants - money is the most wonderful thing in the world, especially those Internet companies, etc., they will do everything to attract attention in order to attract traffic, etc., so what can be more noticeable than resurrecting the dead?
Pingyang Princess Chen Lihua, Iron-blooded Sword Demon Chen Yunying, Thunderbolt Emperor Helen, and peerless Sword God A Qing...... Their names are already legendary in this era, because they have reversed the course of history again and again!
Of course, there are also people who want to resurrect the Great Grandmaster Zhou Huan, the root of everything, the origin of everything, the legend of the legend, the Great Grandmaster Zhou Huan, but the Magic Association tried its best to find no trace of his existence.
The Heroic Spirit is a god who walks in this world.
Looking at their god-like form and noble temperament, the majority of netizens shouted unparalleled on the virtual network - of course, there are also psychologically shady guys chanting that they should add demon replenishment and command compulsion, but those are just ** enthusiasts, how can the heroic spirit be bound by this kind of thing?
Not to mention that the Heroic Spirits are unwilling, even the Sorcery Association is unwilling and can't do it.
There is an old saying that don't underestimate the wisdom of the ancients, these things have been powerfully embodied in the body of the heroic spirits, they quickly understood everything that happened, and because of the power of the will, they quickly cultivated and became the world's top combat power.
Compared with those tall and powerful or macho male heroes, the audience prefers the existence of female heroes, and more than a dozen beautiful big sisters and young ladies are sitting there - although their appearance looks similar to the seventeen ** girls, but the precipitation of the years on their bodies makes them have a more beautiful taste.
The TV station chased them frantically, and then there was a talk show for the heroes, and finally there was a TV station with eyes and eyes, and it did everything it could to gather dozens of female heroes at once, and they were also the first time to participate in the interview of the TV show.
When this live talk show aired, viewers around the world sat in front of the TV, wanting to know about the past - so many beautiful young ladies, each of whom was a popular idol all over the world.
What's more important is that they are all single now, if we can know their preferences, is it okay...... What, you say the Heroic Spirits have been married?
I'm sorry, their husbands are dead and there are no scum, and many of these female heroes have spent their lives alone, and they haven't heard of any scandals.
The interview begins with Chen Lihua, who is recognized as the earliest heroic spirit.
"May I ask Your Highness Chen Lihua, no matter what, you can't summon Mr. Zhou's Heroic Spirit, what's going on?"
"Why summon him?"
Chen Lihua blinked, it seemed a little strange.
"It's not that you have a very deep relationship with him, but after his death, you have lived alone for many years, and you miss him very much. β
"Yes, I miss him very much, and I wish he appeared in front of me now, so that I can teach him a good lesson. β
Chen Lihua gritted her teeth and said, the audience actually saw a trace of resentment on her face. Could it be that Zhou Huan had another new love back then, and then Chen Lihua made a corpse?
The host didn't dare to ask this question, each of these heroic ladies on the stage had a large group of fans, and if they offended, they would be splashed with sulfuric acid that night.
"So, why can't you summon Grand Master Zhou Huan?"
"Because you don't have all the information. β
It was Chen Yunying who spoke, as a relative two hundred years apart, Chen Yunying didn't seem to have any respect for his predecessors.
"Summoning the Heroic Spirit, in fact, is similar to the court's wanted warrant, to describe the criminal in various ways, age, height, gender, experience, etc., if the court's indictment itself is full of errors, the criminal's appearance, age, gender, height, etc. are all wrong, then will the criminal be successfully arrested?"
Chen Yunying's words made the audience in front of the TV stunned, could it be that everyone understands Zhou Huan is wrong? Could it be that Zhou Huan is a woman?
Countless viewers are thinking about some obscene things, just like the very popular Nianghua in recent years, I don't know how many heroes have been turned into beauties, and the great master Zhou Huan has naturally been motherized.
"Speaking of Grandmaster Zhou Huan Zhou, I also know him, he has always been by my side and never abandoned. β
"Ahhhh
The audience in front of the TV seemed to be hit by an electric current at this moment, and the fire of gossip was blazing, could it be said that Zhou Huan lived for another two hundred years?
"However, according to historical records, Emperor Wu has no man by his side all the time, could it be that Grand Master Zhou Huan and Zhou are women?"
The host finally asked the question, but Chen Yunying shook his head.
"No, he has always been by my side, and he has appeared in many of your literary and film works, do you want me to give you a hint?"
"Okay, can the Divine Monarch say something?"
"This is going to ask Ah Qing, didn't Zhou Huan accompany you for a long time later, he and Ah Qing ate and slept together, and the title of your shepherdesss who doesn't like to take a bath is what he called. β
"I said I wasn't a shepherdess who didn't like bathing!"
The weak A-Qing, who was sitting on the side, suddenly broke out, and the most angry thing in history was that the enemy said that she didn't like to take a bath, even when she was tied to a pillar and burned to death, she cursed those who gave her this name.
"Hmph, then why do you sleep with that dirty sheep all day long?"
"That's not a sheep, that's Zhou Huan!"
After saying this, Ah Qing hurriedly closed his mouth, but the people in front of the TV were stunned.
Everyone knows that Princess Pingyang once raised an eagle, Chen Yunying likes a yellow dog the most, the shepherdesss A-Qing will bring her own sheep wherever she goes, and the female heroes in the back also have their own pets......
"So you can't summon Zhou Huan, that guy is a pervert, sometimes he becomes an eagle, sometimes he becomes a dog, sometimes he becomes a sheep, and he once became a fat cat, or a ......"
The host of the show was speechless, who would have thought that Zhou Huan, the great hero and grandmaster in history, known as the number one best-selling author of fireside gossip, would be such a pervert.
"I don't believe it, how could Great Grandmaster Zhou Huan be such a person, if it weren't for him back then, history would have been in another direction. β
An old man with gray hair got up from his seat and shouted loudly.
"Ahhh
"I want to be a man like him, and if I offend my wife, I will become a cat......"
"I want to ......"
There were also many people talking about it, and several female heroes present also showed surprised expressions on their faces.
"Is it really Zhou Huan?"
"I've heard his name, Sex ......"
"No wonder it's so delicious and lazy, it turns out to be ......"
"It's a man, no wonder it resisted desperately when I tried to castrate it several times. β
"Which of you has a sword, let me hack that bastard to death, I won't marry for the rest of my life, thinking he ......"
Tang Yunniang turned her head and made eye contact with Chen Lihua, and there was a faint flash of electric sparks......
"By the way, if I'm not mistaken, Zhou Huan is still alive now, but I don't know whose pet he has become...... He likes to stay by the side of beautiful women, and if you add factors such as high power, beauty like a flower, single and unmarried, etc., find a woman with a very obedient pet by her side, and you should be able to find his existence......"
After saying this, the audience suddenly had an ominous premonition in their hearts, and everyone turned their eyes to a woman sitting not far away, holding a desperate ...... in her arms
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