Chapter 510 Allusions

He took the needle and the thread roll, pulled a long thread from the thread, the thread was long to a certain distance, he tore the thread, and the thumb and index finger of his right hand twisted the thread end, and passed through the eye of the needle twisted by the thumb and index finger of his left hand.

"You're very good at threading the eye of a needle." Zhang Lingzhi took the threaded needle handed over by Yao Ming and said.

Haruka smiled and said, "In addition to being able to thread the eye of the needle, I can also use a twist flower to pass through the eye of the needle." ”

Zhang Lingzhi picked up the clothes that Yao Ming took off and put on the sand, found the place where the cuffs were torn, and sewed them up with flying needles.

She bowed her head and said, "If you can use a twist flower to pass through the eye of the needle, I can use a camel through the eye of the needle." ”

"Can a camel be the size of a needle? Brag! Haruka said.

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Isn't the twist much bigger than the eye of a needle?" You actually said that you can use a twist flower to pass through the eye of a needle. Brag! ”

The love is deep, the speech is disorganized, there is no logic, and the two sides talk nonsense.

Yao Ming had nothing to say, and asked, "What do you mean by bragging?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi also replied casually: "In the past, people in the inner area crossed the river on cowhide rafts, and before people took the cowhide raft, they blew air into the shriveled cowhide raft, and after blowing enough air, they tied their mouths and put the cowhide raft on the water, and people could float across the river by taking it, because the cowhide raft was blown very big at the beginning of use, and people said big things about the braggaking cowhide. Braggart is referred to as bragging, and this is where bragging comes from. ”

Yao Ming praised Zhang Lingzhi and said: "Wow, you even know braggart allusions, your knowledge is really rich, knowledge can increase people's beauty, you are so beautiful, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, the clouds that float by, the water that flows, how sweet you smile in the moonlight, let my love fly with you, I want to give you happiness and comfort, your beauty makes my heart intoxicated, I want to be with you in this life." ”

These nonsensical words that were not serious and serious made Zhang Lingzhi very embarrassed, and her face turned red.

She bowed her head and was speechless, and continued to mend her clothes, pricking the edge of the tear in the sleeve, threading it from the front, threading it from the back, and then from the back to the front, and so on, so that the thread was wound around the edge of the tear, and the tear was mended.

Haruka looked at her mending clothes extremely seriously and attentively, the light shone on the silver needle in her hand flashed and flickered, and the light reflected by the needle reflected in Haruka's eyes moved him.

He suddenly had a feeling: Zhang Lingzhi is not only his girlfriend, but also like his mother, and he cares for him meticulously.

He was originally a physical education teacher and did not have advanced literary knowledge, but he lived in school all the year round and was exposed to some poetry and allusions.

Yao Ming remembered that when the Tang Dynasty poet Meng Jiao left home, his mother sewed clothes for him, and he wrote a poem "The Wanderer's Yin": the line in the mother's hand, and the wanderer's shirt. Before leaving, I am afraid that I will return late. Whoever says an inch is careless, and he will be rewarded with three springs.

This ancient poem, which was popular in the Tang Dynasty, still appears in student textbooks and has touched thousands of people.

So, he said emotionally: "Sister Lingzhi, you are so good to me, I am so moved, read a poem to you, I wrote it." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "You can also write poetry? ”

Yao Ming can't write poems, but he will spoof "The Wanderer's Yin", he smiled and chanted a poem: "The wife has a thread in her hand, her husband's shirt, a stitch and a thread, sewn into a trace of love, who speaks of her husband's heart, repays his wife's kindness." ”

Zhang Lingzhi smiled and said, "It's so meaty." ”

Yaoming looked at Zhang Lingzhi with infinite affection and said: "This poem is sincere, not numb, Sister Lingzhi, I love you." ”

Zhang Lingzhi had already mended the torn part of his clothes, draped the clothes on Yaoming's body, and said, "Try it on and see if it looks good?" ”

"You don't have to try it on, it must look good." Saying that, Yao Ming could no longer control his passion, and hugged Zhang Lingzhi.

Bang, Bang, Zhang Lingzhi felt super embarrassed, his face was red, and his hands struggled.

Haruka held her tightly.

Haruka said, "What's so terrible about the Burrow? The house is not high, just be able to live in it. The bed is not big, there is love. Although he lives in a humble room, he loves and loves. The chickens and ducks bark in front of the door, and the puppies guard the threshold. Talking and laughing are only husband and wife, and there are no rich people in contact. You can drink coarse tea and eat light rice. There is no mess of scolding, no fighting. Rural peasant houses, urban slums. Ma Yun said: What is ugly? ”

Zhang Lingzhi laughed when he heard it: "At the beginning, I heard you talk about the world's richest people, you are like a treasure, and now you can actually spit out "New Burrow", you really have a little bit of poverty and strength, and you don't fall into the backbone of Qingyun's ambition." ”

Yao Ming said: "It doesn't matter if I live in a bad house, poverty and wealth are not so absolute, forgive all the wrongs in this world, it really doesn't matter if I am content with poverty, why let myself be reincarnated in pain." Although I don't care, I'm afraid that you will follow me to be poor and suffer. ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Don't worry, we will not suffer from poverty, if we can really get married, I will buy a villa in country M, we live in a large and luxurious villa, at that time, you can write "Mansion Ming". ”

As soon as he heard that Zhang Lingzhi would buy such a luxurious residence in country M, not to mention that the two would live in a mansion after they got married, they could also get rid of the embarrassment of being looked down upon in China and move to country M to settle down, which was like living in heaven, and he was so happy that he wanted to burst out laughing.

Hahaha, hahaha......

He wanted to laugh and finally laughed, but as soon as the laughter came out, he immediately realized that he was out of shape and quickly stopped laughing.

Zhang Lingzhi asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Afraid of revealing his truest thoughts, Haruka hurriedly covered himself up and said, "I remembered a very funny joke and couldn't help but laugh a few times. ”

Zhang Lingzhi asked, "What kind of joke?" Can you tell me about it? ”

Actually, where did he remember any jokes? It was clear that Zhang Lingzhi was so happy that he laughed out loud because he proposed to buy a villa in country M, in order to hide his heart, he searched his intestines, and finally remembered a joke, so he talked about it happily.

Here's the joke he tells:

The high-speed railway was completed and opened to traffic, farmers along the line stood on the side of the road to watch, a female passenger on the car came to menstruation, after changing the clean new paper towel, threw the paper towel with menstrual blood out of the window, the paper towel floated to a farmer's face in the wind, the farmer wiped off the paper towel and looked at it, exclaiming: "Good girl, what kind of car is this, really fast!" Floating down a piece of paper can smash my nose and bleed! ”

Zhang Lingzhi originally held the steering wheel with both hands, but after hearing the joke, he freed up one hand, snapped, and punched the remote life next to him, saying: "It's a shame that you think of such a lewd joke, which means that what you think about in your heart is obscene things." ”

Haruka deliberately pretended to be angry and said, "Jokes are caricatures of life, and I will never tell you jokes in the future." ”

The two talked and laughed in the car, time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the car arrived at the shopping mall.

Zhang Lingzhi parked the car, the two got out of the car, looked up at the majestic shopping mall like Qionglou and Yuyu in the sky, stepped into the door, and took the elevator to a men's boutique clothing store on the 88th floor.

The two walked into the store, the store was richly decorated, and all kinds of clothing hung in the store, colorful, and dazzling.

The shopkeeper was a beautiful young woman in her thirties, and when she saw Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi coming in, she felt that they were a mother and son, and immediately greeted her warmly: "What a good mother, aunt, what clothes did you buy for your son?" ”

Yao Ming was furious: "Will you do business?" Blind, we're obviously a couple. ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly apologized: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm blind, in order to apologize, I'll give you a 20% discount on everything you buy, and you can just open your mouth for whatever you buy." ”

Zhang Lingzhi was accustomed to being humiliated, and had become indifferent, forgiving all the wrongs in the world, and said to the shopkeeper: "I want to buy him a suit, a pair of leather shoes, and a matching tie and patchwork." ”

"Yes, I am here to serve you." The shopkeeper smiled, turned around and found a whole set among the boutique clothes hanging on the wall.

After that, she went to the crystal counter and took out a pair of black and shiny leather fish leather shoes, and walked to Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi.

Both Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi were very satisfied with this outfit and this pair of leather shoes.

The shopkeeper pointed to a small room with a glass door like a cabinet in the back, and told Haruka: "That's the fitting room, you can go in and try it on, if it's not suitable, I'll find you another model." ”

Haruka took a set of clothes and a pair of leather shoes from the shopkeeper, went straight to the fitting room, and spent most of the day grinding inside.

When he came out, Zhang Lingzhi and the shopkeeper were dumbfounded, only to see that Yao Ming had a new look, his suit and leather shoes set off his tall and handsome, the collar of his white shirt was locked by a bright red tie, and the pair of shiny black high-grade fish skin shoes on his feet were highlighted from the black trousers.

In short, the newly dressed remote life shows a gentleman's temperament from top to bottom.

The shopkeeper said to Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi: "I started to say the wrong thing, I should be punished, the goods are discounted by 20%, the handsome guy is so handsome, and then the discount is discounted, and your goods will be discounted by a total of 7%. ”

Zhang Lingzhi paid the bill, took Yaoming out of the store, and the two entered a health care product store, and Yaozhi spent money to buy a box of brain platinum for Zhang Lingzhi's mother, Zhang Lingzhi was quite moved.

After both of them finished shopping, they walked out of the mall and walked to the car they were in.

There is a large trash can near the car.

Haruka put on a new suit, took the old clothes, and walked towards the trash can.

Zhang Lingzhi saw the signs and said, "Yaoming, do you want to throw away your old clothes?" The cuffs of your old clothes were torn by your father a few days ago, and last night, I helped you mend them, can you bear to throw it away? ”

Yao Ming woke up suddenly, remembering the experience of her mending her clothes yesterday, she braked her feet like a brake, and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot, I must cherish your stitches and threads, keep the old clothes, if I am attending a banquet, I will wear new clothes, if I am usually at home, I will always wear the old clothes, cherish your hard work, remember your love." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Men should learn to be grateful and cherish clothes, with new clothes, don't throw away old clothes, treat women, and don't like the new and hate the old. ”

"Yes, yes, you said it to my heart." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Bring the old clothes to the car, let's go." ”

The two got into the car, and the car started and drove forward.

Yao Ming listened to Zhang Lingzhi talk about this, and secretly smiled happily in his heart, luxury cars and mansions were exactly what he needed, and he could get them through marriage, why not?

However, he can't expose his desire for material things, which will disgust Zhang Lingzhi and ruin his upcoming marriage.

After Zhang Lingzhi said this, he was silent and quietly shed tears.

Zhang Lingzhi took out the fragrant tissue, wiped the tears from his face for Yao's life, and said: "Don't cry, I can see clearly that you are attentive to me, and we will live a life that is not rich but a little rich in the future." ”

The convoy of helicopters and eight luxury cars has finally disappeared, the roads on the street have been cleared, and all the blocked vehicles have been activated.