Chapter 123: Senior Agent
Oh, there's a penalty for guessing wrong? ”
Xu Yi pretended to be surprised.
"Of course, after all, this game has to be fair, there are rewards and punishments, can you dare to play, sir?"
Lan Lian'er said with a sweet smile.
"Fun, let's say, what's the punishment?"
Xu Yi then asked.
"The punishment is the same as the reward, guess wrong, you have to do whatever I tell you to do!"
Lan Lian'er said in a sweet voice.
"Okay, that's it!"
Xu Yi didn't think about it, and directly agreed to the other party.
Because Xu Yi believed that he would not guess wrong, he had learned how to identify unknown people in the army before, and this time it came in handy.
However, although Xu Yi saw through the identity of this woman at a glance, he did not directly expose her, but first slowly drank the wine in his hand, and then pretended to look Lan Lian'er up and down.
Until Lan Lian'er stomped her feet a little anxiously, urging: "Hurry up and guess, if you can't guess, admit defeat, so that I can deal with it!"
Xu Yi smiled coldly and said, "Don't worry, give me three minutes, just three minutes!"
"Okay, I'll give you three minutes!"
Lan Lian'er blinked her eyes and said.
Xu Yi first looked at her, then sniffed it again, and then conjured a rose in front of her eyes like magic, and said with a smile: "Give it to you!"
Lan Lian'er was stunned for a moment, and then showed a disgusted expression and said: "I hate it, hurry up and guess, if you can't guess, you will obediently accept the punishment!"
Xu Yi smiled and said, "I've already guessed your identity!"
"What is it? Say it! ”
Lan Lian'er looked even more nervous than Xu Yi!
Xu Yi looked at Lan Lian'er with straight eyes, and said word by word: "Although you are dressed up enchantingly and look like a pretty woman, you are actually incompatible with the environment here, you are neither a dancer, nor a singer, nor a beer girl!"
"And what am I?"
"You're an agent!"
Xu Yi said affirmatively.
As soon as Lan Lian'er heard these two words, she was shocked, and her pupils dilated a little, but soon, she regained her composure and said with a smile: "Sir, you are really joking, you see that people are delicate, where can you do such rough work as an agent?"
Xu Yi waved his hand and said: "No, you are not weak at all, but still very strong, if I don't guess wrong, the man who died in your arms is not eight hundred, but also a thousand!"
Lan Lian'er laughed coquettishly: "Sir, I think you've watched too many spy war dramas, and when you meet a beautiful woman, you say it's an agent!"
Xu Yi asked rhetorically: "So, do you think I guessed wrong?"
"Yes, you're wrong, and very wrong. I'm actually the young proprietor of this bar! ”
Lan Lian'er smiled and said.
Xu Yi immediately retorted: "You don't fool me, none of your whole body clothes match the environment here." You are a veritable agent, and you are also a high-level agent, although you are well disguised, ordinary people can't see any flaws at all, but don't forget, I, Xu Yi, am not an ordinary person, I can see through you at a glance! ”
Lan Lian'er stretched out her delicate and white jade hand, handed it to Xu Yi, and asked charmingly, "Look at my hands, like a woman with a gun?" Like an agent who has practiced martial arts? Like a hand that will kill at any moment? ”
Xu Yi grabbed her little hand and squeezed it hard, which immediately made Lan Lian'er feel pain. She scolded, "What are you doing, neurotic?"
Xu Yi smiled and said, "Does it really hurt?"
As she spoke, she squeezed down so hard that she almost snapped her fingers.
"You...... Let go of me! ”
Lan Lian'er saw that Xu Yi was really moving, so she had no choice but to turn around directly, and kicked at Xu Yi's leg with one kick.
Seeing this, Xu Yi smiled slightly, dodged like lightning, and continued to pinch her fingers, Lan Lian'er had no choice but to use a killing move, and the sharp knife of her feet came out from the sole of her shoe and stabbed directly into Xu Yi's abdomen.
Xu Yi laughed and said, "Look at you, you are so impatient, if you are slightly tempted, your true form will be revealed!"
Only then did Lan Lian'er realize that she had fallen for this kid, and the reason why he pinched his fingers like that just now was to let himself show his kung fu.
"You're a scoundrel who fooled me?"
Lan Lian'er breathed fire in her eyes.
Xu Yi shook his head and said, "No, Miss Agent, you actually revealed your identity from the beginning, but you didn't know it." I just verified! ”
Lan Lian'er still couldn't believe it, how could a person like Xu Yi who looked dumbfounded could see through her identity in meditation and disguise, she couldn't think of anything wrong at all.
Today's dress, whether it is clothes or makeup, is very similar to the singers and dancers in the bar on weekdays, and there is no reason for it.
Maybe this kid is lying and bragging.
Seeing that she was a little unconvinced, Xu Yi hurriedly took out his super headset and shook it in front of her and said, "Do you know what this is?"
"What?"
Lan Lian'er looked at the thing that was only the size of a mung bean and asked curiously.
"It's called a super headset, and you can hear any subtle sound, like the sound of a needle dropping, and when you walked towards me, I could already hear through this headset that there was a weapon under your feet."
Xu Yi explained.
"So, you're judging that I'm an agent by that voice?"
"No, I just looked at your eyes, your hair, and your fingers, and I'm sure a little more!"
Xu Yi continued.
"What can my eyes, my hair, my fingers say?"
Lan Lian'er was even more confused.
Xu Yi said with a smile: "Maybe it's your first time playing a bar girl, so you don't know that most bar girls like to wear smoky makeup, this is because they usually have to stay up late and have dark circles under their eyes, and smoky makeup is very good to cover these." However, I have seen your eyes, and not only are you not wearing smoky makeup, but you don't even have dark circles. You say you work at this bar and it's clear you're lying! ”
"It seems to make some sense. What does my hair mean? ”
"Your hair looks soft and flowy, but it's a different shade of color, and I guess you're wearing a wig. Because high-level agents usually have short hair, you have long hair in order to play the bar girl. ”
"There seems to be some truth to that, too. What about my fingers? My fingers are white and tender, there is not a single scar on them, there are no calluses, and there are no flaws at all! ”
"No, your fingers look perfect, but it's this perfection that completely exposes your identity!"
"What do you mean by this?"
"Your fingers are white and flawless, which in itself is a problem, because any woman who loves beauty would wear a bracelet on her hand or make a manicure to make her hand more beautiful, but you don't, so I judge that your hands are not for others to see. It's used to kill! ”
After Xu Yi finished reasoning and analyzing, Lan Lian'er suddenly burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
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