Chapter 262: Which "point" does the lover brother and lone sister have?
Li Chunyan found that Wang Jinbao was beginning to punish him, and was ready to play a trick for himself, and after thinking about it for a while, he suddenly said a little cleverly
"King! Can you stop being so bored! Don't forget that overconfidence is conceit! I didn't even promise to be your girlfriend, why did I run into your bowl? And why are you so shameless, you think I'm a sauerkraut fish! Think about something good one night! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he wanted to say, I'm sorry you have reached my heart, to my bowl, it's just a matter of time, and then I think about it too direct, and I want to say that if you are a sauerkraut fish, then I not only have to eat the fish, but also grind the fish bones and bones into powder, make it into a golden throat treasure, hold it in my mouth and slowly taste the taste of love, little by little with my tongue, lick you into my blood, but this is too vulgar, after licking my mouth, my eyes instantly lit up
"Baby! Even if you're a sauerkraut fish, it's made by mermaids! Let's talk about sauerkraut fish, and sour! Another dish! And a lot of fish! Isn't it too wasteful for a mermaid to make sauerkraut fish, and it doesn't match your temperament, like you are a well-behaved, cute, and beautiful visitor from the sky, and the lowest grade is also a chocolate! ”
Li Chunyan was completely amused
"Stinky guy, why did you turn me into chocolate! How do you know I love chocolate! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, thinking that his brother has also been in love for so many years, and he has witnessed with his own eyes how many innocent girls, in pursuit of chocolate-like love, were turned out to be a boy who has wisdom and shrewdness, and used the white rabbit toffee, flickering wide clothes to untie the belt for life, and then his eyes rolled and said with a bad smile
"Because I want to take you in my mouth, while tasting the taste of love, little by little into the blood, slowly into my body, so that I can use my life to love you well, protect you well, and grow old together! Would you like to, baby? ”
Li Chunyan felt the moment she heard this, the blood flow in her body accelerated, her blood pressure soared rapidly, and the most important thing was that she was a little short of breathing, and she pretended to be angry in desperation
"No more nonsense! Why is that exclamation point using five roses? And it cost so much? ”
Wang Jinbao felt that his head was buzzing when he heard it, because he didn't think about it so much at the time, but since the people had already let the horse come, there was no way to accept it, so he gritted his teeth, and said with a wicked smile in his eyes
"I love you, little ghost! A few words! As for why my brother drew such a big circle, it's actually an exclamation point! That's a point and has a deeper meaning, since you really want to know, then brother, I'm not afraid of your jokes, because my brother loves my sister in my life! Do you know what it is? As for the specific point you know, brother, I won't say! ”
As soon as the words fell, Li Chunyan was directly anxious
"Get out! What point does the love brother love the sister, why don't you just die! It's just lawless, blatant hooliganism! Please immediately! Right away! Disappear before my eyes! Why do you say I'm so stupid, I actually started to believe in your broken mouth, it seems that you are really as black as a crow in the world, you stinky boys, you will always only use your lower body to think about problems! ”
Wang Jinbao was completely panicked, licked his lips and asked extremely puzzled
"What's wrong with you? Why are you scolding me in a good way? ”
Li Chunyan said angrily
"Why do you say? Can you still be a rogue point? What do you love in your life, why don't you just say that you like me without clothes! Come on! Before I get mad, get out of here! All when I'm blind! There's nothing else to do, if you don't have it, I'll hang up, and I don't want to say a word about you, a psychopath and a pervert! ”
Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, pursed his lips and said helplessly
"Hey! Ay! Nabs! Don't hang up yet! Even if it is death, it should always be, let me die to understand! You're saying now, what the hell was wrong with me? How did I become a nervous and pervert, neuropathy I know, since I met you, my spirit has been a little abnormal, but I can't figure it out a little bit, most of the men in the northwest are northwest wolves, but there is a knife on the head of the color word, this is terrible! ”
Li Chunyan let out a long sigh
"Oops! If someone else's skin is as thick as a city wall, then your skin is the corner of the city wall! Since you say so, please tell me now what you like about you! A pervert like you in sheep's clothing should have died a long time ago! Living in the world is not only harmful, but also spoiling food! May I ask what you are still doing in the world, do you feel that you have not done all the bad things, and you are ready to waste some more air?"
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought to himself that if he didn't wear clothes, wouldn't it be better, I could have a few more options, but now this guy is hating because of love, not falling into the sea of love, you say baby, I love you to death, she will cover your mouth with her hand, and said with a red face, I don't allow you to die, I am afraid that I can't find a better person than you for me when you die, so he said with a wicked smile
"What a downside! What are you thinking about all day long? It's so sad! ”
Li Chunyan was stunned in an instant, licked her lips, and said with round eyes
"Oops! You're an outlier! Everyone else likes each other's strengths, but you like the disadvantages! You say that you are sick or not, how can you think differently from normal people! When you talk in the future, don't say that it's so obscene, just say an advantage or disadvantage, isn't it over, but you have to say which point on your body, so it's easy to make people want to be crooked, do you hear it? ”
Wang Jinbao wanted to say that he obeyed orders, but this was a bit too bland, so he said with a wicked smile
"Wait a minute! You just criticized me like a grandson, is that it? Is there such a cheap thing in the world? At the very least, I'll have to say I'm sorry! Or say I'm wrong! And I'm weird, isn't the shortcoming a little bit of you, seeing that you reacted so strongly just now, what do you think I like about you, to be exact, which point do you want me to like about you! ”
I didn't expect Li Chunyan to say it directly
"What's that? Don't you say I'm your troublemaker? Wouldn't it be so sorry if you didn't make trouble, you gave me such a unique name! And let me say sorry to you, or maybe I'm wrong! You broken mouth, why are you so distressed! May I ask if you didn't wake up! Think of good things all day long! And have you ever seen a young grandmother like me, who wants me to be so loved, and so like a fairy? No more nonsense! Why do you like the advantages of others, but you are an outlier who likes the shortcomings! ”
(End of chapter)