Chapter 165: The Dead Man Opened His Eyes in Fear
Wang Jinbao glared
"That's it! Please stop beating around the bush and bully! The things that are in the limelight will always be you people! I have a relationship with this flat-headed common man! ”
Unexpectedly, Shi Wentao smiled extremely disdainfully
"Get out of the way, you're going to die if you don't pretend to be all day long! Aren't you known as the Prince of Love Songs? ”
Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and then asked extremely puzzled
"Am I the prince of love songs, and what does it have to do with showing my face? Love songs are sung to lovers, and you don't open your dog's eyes, there are a total of seven females in the class, and one is better than a cow, and those who don't know think that the seven fairies have descended to earth! ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw Shi Wentao glaring
"Can you kid be a little simpler! In addition to staring at the lower body of the girl and thinking about the problem with your lower body, is there nothing else to do except the woman in the evening brain? Don't you feel sorrow for yourself? ”
Wang Jinbao glared at him with extreme irritation
"Okay, if you have something to say, let it go! Don't show off here anymore, be careful that Kong Yiji comes out to find you desperately! ”
Shi Wentao let out a long sigh
"Hey! It is understandable that the brain capacity is small, but the brain is a sadness! Since I said that the time has come for you, the prince of love songs, to show your face, it must be something to do with singing! You can't figure out such a simple question, tell me what you are doing wasting air in the world? ”
When Geng Buyue heard this, he stood up suddenly, stared at Shi Wentao with his eyes, and said extremely nervously
"What are you singing? Aren't we in military training? Which song do you sing well? Does everyone want to sing? ”
Shi Wentao looked at Geng Buyue's extremely exaggerated expression, and immediately gloated
"You're right, everybody has to sing! Singing a song doesn't make you cry and mourn, are you so exaggerated? Who said you can't sing in military training? ”
Geng Buyue sat on the bed when he heard this
"It's over! Finished! Others ask for money when they sing, but I sing for a long time! Ah! What should I do? How can I sing if I don't have all five notes! ”
Shi Wentao said with a wicked smile
"Oops! You still know that you don't have all five tones! But you're too unkind, aren't you? Others listen to your kid's song, if you don't want to sing it, don't sing it, why do you have to ask for other people's lives? ”
Geng Buyue glared, and then sighed
"Oops! I can't even kill a chicken, how can I take someone else's life! When I say death, I don't want the lives of others, but my own! Ah! It's over, it seems that I'm going to be like Zhang Zhaochun again, embarrassing people in Shaanxi, Gansu and Ningxia! What should I do? ”
Shi Wentao glanced at it
"I didn't find it! You actually have the same hobby as Zhang Zhaochun! ”
Wang Jinbao hurried up when he heard this, and said with a smile
"What's your hobby?"
Shi Wentao smiled evilly, and then said in a weird way
"It's like eating steamed buns!"
Geng Buyue pursed his lips angrily, glared at Shi Wentao and said
"Okay, you think everyone has the same nerves as you, and people who put it well don't do it, and they love to drill into the brute pile! If you can't sing and don't break the law, I don't believe it, you're all singers! ”
Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily, and then immediately asked rhetorically
"Can you sing the national anthem?"
Geng Buyue suddenly became anxious, and he couldn't wait to use his eyes to directly kill the thing in front of him that eats people and doesn't talk about people, so he said extremely angrily
"Why don't you ask me, are you a human or a pig? Except for the illiterate and some special groups, who can't sing the national anthem? Today I found out that you kid is not only a vitriol villain, but also a thing that looks at people on his stomach! ”
Shi Wentao found that Geng Buyue was in a hurry, and he did not have an advantage in his body, so in order to avoid the pain of flesh and skin, he immediately said with a smile
"Look at you, how can you make a joke, you are still in a hurry! Rest assured! As long as people who can sing the national anthem can cope with the next singing session, so many people stand together, who knows who sings well and who sings well! In other words, just keep your mouth moving! ”
Geng Buyue rubbed his chest, and then breathed a long sigh of relief
"Oops! Scared the baby to death! I thought that if you sing them one by one, since it's a chorus, write down the lyrics, and when others sing it, you can put your mouth on it! ”
Shi Wentao glanced at it and said as he walked towards the bed
"What do you kid think about all day long? Do you think you're a long-legged girl in the spotlight and want to sing alone? Besides, the long-legged girl in the spotlight, even if people don't sing well, no matter how good or bad they are, they still have long legs, I know that your legs are not short, but the trouser legs are rolled up, and the black and pressed leg hair can scare the dead people to open their eyes! ”
I didn't expect Geng Buyue to come directly to the sentence
"Hey! It's terrible to be uneducated! Haven't you heard that a good man is full of hair, and a good woman is full of fat! But now that you roll up your trouser legs and take a high-powered microscope, you can't even find a single sweat pore, and men think like this, don't you feel sorry for yourself? ”
Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly when he heard this, thinking that since he was singing, his strength at this time could make good use of this opportunity to make up for the loss of face during this time, and looked at the two of him and began to bite the dog again, so he quickly climbed into bed, slowly recalled the training ground, Li Yun's every heart-warming moment, and then the big guy chatted for a while, and fell asleep after a while.
When he got up the next morning, Wang Jinbao habitually folded the quilt, and just arrived at the playground after breakfast, Jiang Xiaoyu said with a smile as soon as the bell rang
"Military training is nearing its end! The school is ready to hold an opening ceremony for you after the end of the queue formation evaluation the day after tomorrow! Then there will be a National Day holiday! ”
As soon as the words ended, there was a commotion in the procession
"Wow! Finally liberated! ”
"Haha! It's finally time to go home! ”
"Oops! Finally got out! ”
Jiang Xiaoyu shook his head helplessly when he saw this
"Let's be quiet! But in the opening ceremony, there was a link where 1,000 people sang a song together! ”
As a result, when they heard singing, although a few girls were waist-by-waist, they drove in a cow and could play back and forth in it, but they thought they were fairies who could sing and dance, and said with a chatter
"What song is Instructor Jiang? Shouldn't it be "Green Flowers in the Army"? ”
Wang Jinbao glared at this, thinking that today he finally knew what it means to be a poor person who doesn't know himself, that is the saddest person in the world, but scarcity is expensive, and then he shook his head helplessly, but he didn't expect that several activists in the team also followed suit
"Isn't it "Love You for 10,000 Years"?"
"Isn't it "The Rain Keeps Falling"?"
"Isn't it 'Norwegian Wood'?"
"Isn't it 'Sudden Self'?"
Jiang Xiaoyu looked at everyone excitedly, his smiling eyes became a slit, and then signaled everyone to be calm and unhurried
"Don't mean it! "I dedicate oil to the motherland"! ”