He thought that the love from the knife was the warmest, so he looked at Meng Meng warmly and said, "You are so gentle, why aren't you a female devil?" ”

Meng Meng asked, "Do you like gentleness, or do you like fierceness?" ”

Huo Bin said: "Gentleness, I do what I want; Fierce, I also want it, I can't have both, give up fierceness and take gentleness, I like gentleness. ”

Meng Meng said: "You can also say a few words, it's really unexpected." ”

Huo Bin said: "Zi said: If you don't learn poetry, you can't speak." I think that those who don't learn can't say gentle and poetic love words. ”

Meng Meng said: "In the future, as long as you don't go against your cousin Ting, I will be gentle with you, and I will be close to you, if you continue to deal with him stupidly, I will be unkind to you." ”

Huo Bin was taken aback, and then remembered that Meng Meng was Huo Yunting's subordinate, and she started fighting in nightclubs tonight, and until now, all her purpose was to help Huo Yunting be a lobbyist and persuade him to dispel his hatred for Huo Yunting.

It's impossible.

The gratitude in his heart was suddenly replaced by anger, he became like a tiger, roared, and said: "Meng Meng, you have ulterior motives, you came to my room, just to serve your master, I will fight with Ah Ting to the end, I am not afraid that you will become a fierce girl and eat me." ”

The light of the fruit knife flickered, brighter than the bedroom lamp.

Meng Meng raised the fruit knife again and said sharply: "Abin, do you still want to be stabbed?" If you dare not listen to me, I will dig out your heart and liver again. ”

Huo Yunting said: "Let's sing a birthday song." ”

Jingyu said: "It's not fun to just sing, you have to tell jokes to amuse me first, and then we can sing birthday songs happily." ”

Huo Yunting said: "I'll tell you a story." ”

Fortunately, he had been on the Internet beforehand, looked up some interesting facts about birthdays on the Internet, remembered a fairy tale, and began to tell it in childlike words:

It is said that the little monkey celebrates his birthday, and many beautiful little animals come to give gifts.

The first to fly was the little bee, which carried a bucket of honey and said, "Little monkey, I will send you honey, I hope your birthday will be sweet." ”

The little monkey said, "Where did your honey come from?" ”

The bee said, "I made it myself." ”

The little monkey listened and happily accepted the honey.

Then, the silkworm baby brought the silk quilt and said, "This is the quilt I knitted with the silk I spit out, and I give it to you, I wish you a happy birthday." ”

The little monkey accepted the silk quilt.

Finally, the little mouse came to congratulate him with a basket of peaches, saying, "I picked it from the peasant's peach tree." ”

The little monkey shook his hand and said, "You stole it, not your labor, and I can't ask for your peaches." ”

The little mouse listened, blushed, and slipped away.

In the end, except for the little mouse, all the other animals sang a birthday song for the little monkey, and the little monkey had a very happy birthday.

After listening to the fairy tale, Jingyu said with a smile: "You are telling the story of gift-giving, thank you for giving me a big cake, fortunately it is not stolen, otherwise, you are a mouse, I want to learn from the little monkey and throw away your cake." ”

Huo Yunting said: "Now, we can sing the birthday song." ”

So, the two clapped their hands, shook their heads, and sang a song "Happy Birthday to You" like children, with only a few lyrics:

Happy birthday to you

I wish you happiness and good health

I wish you a bright future

I wish you a warm family

After singing the birthday song, Huo Yunting said with a smile: "Today is your birthday, my daughter-in-law, I will release a flock of white pigeons in the morning, and each white pigeon will bring you a bank card." ”

Jingyu said: "So many white pigeons have a bank card for me, how can I be so lucky?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "If each white pigeon gives you a bank card, and each card only has one yuan, and 10,000 white pigeons only give you 10,000 yuan, do you think you are lucky?" ”

Jing Yu said: "That's when they collectively played tricks on me. ”

Huo Yunting said: "Today is a festive day, I will give you a big red envelope." ”

He took out a flat red envelope from his arms and handed it to Jing Yu.

Jingyu took the red envelope, tore open the seal, took out a green bank card from it, and said, "Speaking of which, you are a white pigeon and brought me a bank card, but where is my luck?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "There are 200 million US dollars saved in this card, all of which are pocket money for you, I heard that women like two flowers the most, one is a rich flower, and the other is a casual flower, I wonder if this card can bring you these two flowers?" ”

Jingyu held the bank card in his hand, his heart was full of emotion, smiled, and said coquettishly: "If every white pigeon gives me a bank card, and each card only has one dollar on it, the 200 million pocket money you give me is equivalent to 200 million white pigeons to send me money, I am so happy, this is the best gift I have received." ”

Huo Yunting said: "There is a password on the card number of the bank card, and the password is the last six digits of the card number. ”

Jing Yu took the bank card into his arms, kissed Huo Yunting's face, and said: "My heart has become a vase, there is a rich flower in the left atrium, and a random flower in the right atrium, haha, thank you so much." ”

Huo Yunting said: "After your birthday, you have to work hard to get pregnant as soon as possible and add a fat doll to our small family as soon as possible." ”

When Jing Yu heard this, he remembered that his daughter, who had not yet had time to choose a name, died on the day of the full moon, and felt uncomfortable.

Huo Yunting saw that her face was ugly, and knew that she remembered something sad, so he said, "Don't think about the past, let's blow out the candles and eat cake." ”

So, the two of them blew together, and the two exhales came together, and with a pop, blew out the 31 burning candles.

Blowing out the candle, Huo Yunting used a long knife to cut the cake into many small pieces, and put a few small pieces in the small plate in front of Jing Yu.

Jing Yu picked up a small piece of cake with a western fork and ate it, feeling sweet and full of taste, and said, "Ting, thank you for letting me taste the sweetest life." ”

Huo Yunting smiled and said: "According to what you said, children have become parents, parents have become children, the relationship between parents and children has been reversed, and children can be condescending and educate parents on how to behave in a way?" ”

Jing Yu smiled and said, "Almost." ”

Huo Yunting put the rag doll on Jingyu's belly again, and said to the future child in the belly: "Child, when you are born, you will treat me as a son and your mother as a daughter." ”

Step by step, the joke escalated.

Jing Yu did not correct this escalating joke, saying: "When the child is born, I want you to be a cow and a horse for the child." ”

Huo Yunting said: "Mr. Lu Xun said it well, bow your head and be willing to be a son of a cow. What does that mean? A child is a child, and Mr. Lu Xun taught us adults to become cattle in front of children. ”

Jingyu said: "Then you can pretend to be a cow and let the child ride." ”

Huo Yunting climbed onto the bed, propped himself on the bed, and said: "Okay, if you ride on my back, you will be our future child riding on me, Lu Xun bows his head and is willing to be a son of a cow, and I am willing to be a child horse." ”

Jing Yu then began to correct the jokes that had escalated step by step, saying, "What I said is all jokes, how can you take it seriously?" Forget it, don't play, Lu Xun said that he was willing to be a cow for his children, that was just a metaphor, he hoped that adults would be as silent as cattle in front of children. ”

Huo Yunting said: "You say you can't take it seriously, but in fact, you can take it seriously?" ”

Jing Yu asked rhetorically: "How can you take it seriously?" ”

Huo Yunting said: ""Zuo Biography" records: During the Spring and Autumn Period, Qi Jinggong and his youngest son frolicked together, Qi Jinggong picked up a rope with his mouth, pretended to be a cow, and let his youngest son lead him. ”

Jingyu said: "It's just a temporary game, he doesn't always let his son treat himself as a cow, at least he won't let his son lead him to the grass to graze." ”

Huo Yunting said: "Let's play a game for a while." ”

Jingyu said, "Unless you're willing to eat grass." ”

Huo Yunting said: "Okay, if you don't want to ride on me, then, I'll ride on you." ”

The heart is not as good as action, and words are not as good as body.

Zhang Lingzhi sat in front of the B ultrasound instrument, while observing the screen of the B ultrasound instrument, he picked up a high-frequency probe and dung it on Jingyu's belly, just like the salesman at the exit of a supermarket used an inspection instrument to shine on the goods.

At the same time, her eyes observed the sound wave frequency beating map on the screen, and after only three minutes, she told Jing Yu to put down the clothes she had picked up, and said, "After the inspection, you can get up." ”

Jing Yu got up first and then got out of bed, stood in front of Zhang Lingzhi, and said, "It's been checked so quickly, what is the result?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi stood up from the B-ultrasound instrument and said, "Let's go outside and talk." ”

The two walked out of the B-ultrasound room and met Huo Bin waiting there outside the door, Huo Yunting asked Zhang Lingzhi: "Godmother, how is the result of the B-ultrasound test?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi's eyes showed joy: "First of all, congratulations to the two of you, the result of the test is that Jingyu has signs of pregnancy, which is not obvious yet, you take Jingyu back to recuperate your body." ”

Jingyu said: "Godmother, when I gave birth, I still gave birth in your hospital, and when the time comes, please give birth, you have already helped me deliver one, and I will be embarrassed to drag you down again." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "We are all a family, Jingyu, why did you say that I heard that in two days, Qingkong Temple will hold a festival to send Guanyin to send children, will you go?" ”

Huo Yunting and Jing Yu asked at the same time: "What is the Sending Child Festival?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "It is said that Guanyin, who sent her son, was originally a dancing girl, and one day, the king held a banquet to entertain 500 warriors and invited her to come to dance. But the warriors drank and drunk, and did not allow her to go, and forcibly kept her, and asked to dance with her, but she refused, so the warriors pulled and pulled, and in the pulling and pulling, she fell to the ground, and the child was miscarried, and she became ill when she returned home, and soon died, and married the ghost king as his wife after death. In order to make up for the pain of losing a child before his death, he gave birth to 500 children at a time. ”

Huo Yunting exclaimed: "Wow, this dancer gives birth to 500 children at a time, and her belly must be bigger than a building." ”

Jing Yu glanced at Huo Yunting: "This is just a legend." ”

Zhang Lingzhi continued to tell the legend of Guanyin: "The wife of the ghost king has always been full of resentment towards her miscarriage in the Yang world, and every night, she will turn into a ghost mother who eats people, and go to the world to steal and eat babies, and the world is full of crying. One night, the ghost mother returns to find that her own child is missing. She searched the heavens and the earth, but she couldn't find it. Just as she was grief-stricken, the Buddha appeared and told her that he had hidden her child. ”

Jing Yu asked, "Why did the Buddha hide the ghost mother's child?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "If the Buddha said to the ghost mother, you have five hundred children, and you are still grief-stricken when you lose one, and many people only have one or two children, and their children are stolen and eaten by you, think about it, aren't they more painful than you?" The ghost mother suddenly realized that she should not steal and eat the children of the world. In order to atone for his sins, he gave his 500 children to the couple who lost their children in the world. Since then, the ghost mother has been revered as the goddess of mercy. ”