Wang Jinbao uncovered the quilt, took a deep breath, and looked at He Xiaogang with straight eyes, thinking that your kid is too unkind, brother, I texted and chatted with my girlfriend, his monkey brother is a ghost drawing, you text and chat with your daughter-in-law, that is to talk about love and contact feelings, are you so bullying? But he was afraid that this kid would be beastly again, so he flew a cigarette, and when he had just lit the cigarette, he said with a wicked smile

"Hey! Xiao Gang! What are you talking to your daughter-in-law about? The front front teeth of laughter are about to fall out, can you tell me about it! And in the future, if your daughter-in-law is disobedient, or has nothing to do, you tell me, and I will draw a talisman for you, and ensure that she will be obedient in minutes! Having her face east will definitely make her forget where the west is! ”

He Xiaogang took a light puff of cigarette, then squinted his eyes, glanced at Wang Jinbao, and thought to himself that this kid really deserved to be a half-brain, just let him draw a talisman, a fool can hear it, it was a scolding of him, this will actually take the initiative to ask Ying, thinking about drawing a talisman for me, to clean up my daughter-in-law, I really don't know, what is he thinking about all day long, I really don't want to say a word to him, so I said irritably

"You kid really have a problem with his brain! How many people have you met, and you have nothing to share with others about the sweet words you have to share! You think people are just like you! Besides, my daughter-in-law is a stunning beauty, you think it's the female ghost you're looking for! Draw a talisman and you can clean it up! You kid is going on all day long, what are you thinking in your little head! I really don't know what to say about you! It's okay to go to sleep, don't affect my normal play! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at He Xiaogang's extremely funny facial expression, the more he looked at it, the more he felt good-looking, and thought to himself, don't talk about your daughter-in-law, is it a stunning beauty, but even if your daughter-in-law is really a stunning beauty, then on your dry cow dung, sooner or later, because of malnutrition, you will enter menopause early, and soon become a yellow-faced woman, but her fists are not as hard as this guy's, and although her small body is very resistant to blows, it is not used as a sandbag, and then her eyes rolled, and she said with a bad smile

"I believe that your daughter-in-law is definitely a stunning beauty, although your long cold point, the appearance of a talented woman is used on you, which is obviously inappropriate, but the door is right, there is absolutely no problem, as the saying goes, people rely on clothes and horses rely on the saddle, if your daughter-in-law is still struggling on the food and clothing line, even if she has a good temperament, what a beautiful face, no finished clothes to cover her shame, at best she is a woman, there is no beauty at all! And don't get me wrong, I let you know that your daughter-in-law is not a female ghost, but my daughter-in-law is a ghost, I can let my daughter-in-law possess your daughter-in-law, so isn't it what I say, if I am disobedient, I will clean it up for you, and I promise to clean it up! What do you think of my idea, brother? ”

When He Xiaogang heard this, the cigarette he had just inhaled was all sprayed out of his nose without reservation, choking him so much that he almost didn't pass, and then pinched the cigarette in the ashtray, and flew the pillow directly, just hitting Wang Jinbao's cigarette, the hot guy jumped on the ground with a swish, and flicked the hot cigarette butt from the quilt to the carpet with his hand, He Xiaogang saw this, and said very exaggeratedly

"You kid don't have money to spend! Don't forget! The brochure of the hotel is clearly written, a hole in the carpet is fifty yuan, you kid had better take advantage of not lighting the carpet and quickly throw it into the ashtray, otherwise you will want to rely on me when the time comes, and there is no door! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at the carpet, the red cigarette butts, if you want to put them in the ashtray, you can only pinch them in now, but this cigarette butt is full of tobacco, not even the outside of the paper, let alone the cigarette butt, thinking of the penny, he will put on slippers, rub the cigarette butt a few times, and then move his foot, except for a small black circle on the carpet, there is not even a trace of the head of the cigarette, and then he turned around, took out the brush from the shoe cabinet, and gently brushed it twice, and the carpet returned to its original appearance. He Xiaogang was extremely surprised when he saw this

"You're definitely an evil boy! People throw cigarette butts into the ashtray, and you might as well step on them directly! And it's still stepping in circles, not to mention the feeling of the carpet, which shows how vicious your kid is in his heart! In the future, I will stay away from you kid, in case one day I will step on me like a cigarette butt, and I will talk to someone bitterly! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, glared fiercely, then breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with a cold smile

"Okay, they're all thousand-year-old foxes, please don't play anything here! When others throw pillows and smash people, they usually choose their heads, but you kid chooses hot cigarette butts, do you want to burn me! The two of us don't seem to have any deep hatred! As for you being so vicious and killing me? As for why I didn't put the cigarette butts on the ground and threw them directly into the ashtray, in fact, it was very simple that I couldn't, for a mere fifty yuan, it cost me more than 100 yuan to see a doctor, wouldn't that be more expensive than noodles, and besides, the RMB was originally for the people, as long as there was a pair of intact hands, why worry about no money to earn! As for me to step on the cigarette butt on the soles of my feet and turn it around several times, I'm afraid you pig brain, even if you think of death, I'm afraid I can't figure it out, for the sake of you didn't succeed in school, and you wore a pair of glasses for the sake of romance, I'll tell you the answer, when others encounter a lazy toad jumping on the surface of their feet, it will be like kicking a ball, directly kicking it to the clouds, but I am a kind person, but also a person who is jealous and hateful, and thinks about others everywhere, today this toad can jump on my feet, then tomorrow it may jump to your feet, Compared with others who continue to be disgusting, it is better for me to do the right thing for heaven and destroy it directly! The same goes for villains, do you think what I said makes sense? ”

He Xiaogang glanced at Wang Jinbao, thought that he had taken advantage of the situation and flew a cigarette, and said with a happy smile

"Oops! Today I finally understand, why the ancients said that each other was born from the heart! And I'm a relatively simple person, not as complicated as I imagined, just wanted to fly the pillow over, scare and scare you, but I didn't expect your kid to hold a cigarette in his hand, and actually block the pillow! So I can only blame you for not having a brain! But there's nothing wrong with scalding your kid, it's just right to make you increase your memory, buddy brother can help you with everything! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he looked at He Xiaogang's extremely rich facial expressions, and deliberately pretended to be puzzled and asked

"Look at what you said, since we are brothers, then your business is my business, and your mother is my own mother, what else can't we help with each other, I really obey you! It's simply impossible to communicate! ”