The second prince looked at me with a flirtatious expression, nodded affirmatively, and said, "Yes, it's you!" ”

What a hell!

I only glanced at the great monk tacitly, stepped forward, and asked meaningfully, "Lord Wang, are you sure?" ”

"What's so uncertain about that?" The two princes were full of disapproval.

"The prince doesn't know that the reason why this woman lives in this temple is because she is not good." The words of the great monk seem to be mentioning the two princes, but in fact, they are singing and harmonizing with me.

"Oh? How bad? After hearing this reason, the second prince asked with some wavering.

"Oh my." The great monk casually thought about it and replied.

"What is the Heavenly Evil?" The second prince then asked.

The great monk then explained: "Tiansha is the robbery and the lonely widow, the stars in the next angle are superimposed, the yin and yang are wrong, it is a punishment, a husband and a wife, a son and a daughter, a widow and a wife, a widow and a wife, no one is spared, marriage is difficult, the old age is miserable, lonely and miserable, six relatives have no fate, criminal relatives and friends, and loneliness is old." ”

The words of the great monk even frightened me, and it seemed to be quite presentable.

But...... If this spreads, won't my reputation be ruined in the future!

In this case, how can anyone want to be with me!

Well, don't think about it so much, you still have to solve the urgent need at hand first.

I don't want to be really miserable in my old age, and then die of old age in the palace!

The second prince was bluffed by the great monk and took two steps back, looked me up and down as if he was facing a great enemy, and exclaimed: "Oh my God, how can this little woman have such a hard life!" If anyone marries her in the future, isn't that equivalent to pouring blood mold for eight lifetimes? ”

"It is precisely because of this that this woman was swept away by her family and took refuge in the Jinsu Temple, a poor monk." The great monk said even more beside him.

The great monk's trick today is so good that I don't even have a foundation.

The second prince fell into a deep embarrassment at the moment, "What should I do?" ”

"If the prince insists on letting this woman enter the palace, the temple can also ......"

Before the last half of the eldest monk's sentence could be spoken, he was resolutely interrupted by the second prince: "Forget it, her life is too hard, if it is given to Your Majesty by my hand, it will not be good for the master himself." ”

"The prince is right!" The great monk said with a deliberate compliment.

"Since I can't send a woman, what should I send?" The second prince thought for a while, and seemed to have no clue, then turned to the great monk and asked, "Does the master have a solution?" ”

With the pig brain of the second prince, he will believe whatever others say, as long as he thinks of a way that does not offend people and has the best of both worlds, isn't it?

So I said: "Speaking of which, the second master actually wants to be slightly better than the third master on the day of His Majesty's birthday, but the third master has already recast the golden body first, and the Buddha statue of Jinsu Temple can not be cast again in the short term, alas, it is really troublesome, but what, the little woman has a way, I don't know if the two of you can think about it?" ”

The great monk said: "Listen to me." ”

The second prince said: "Let's hear it." ”

I raised my eyebrows in front of these two people, and said with my back hand: "The third master has recast the golden body of the Buddha statue, so the second master will ask the place where the Buddha statue is placed, and the abbot in it will not do it!" ”

But the second prince didn't understand what I meant, so he only asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Alas, it's stupid, I made it so clear.

For a moment, the atmosphere became extremely subtle.

The great monk looked at me, then at the two princes, and said: "What this woman means is that it is beneficial to Your Majesty and the cleanliness of the palace to let the prince invite the poor monk to wash and wash at His Majesty's birthday banquet." ”

The straw bag suddenly came to his senses, "That's what it means, um......"

Then he thought about it for a while and then said: "Okay, it's decided, someone will come to pick it up then, remember to say more good things about my master in front of His Majesty." ”

This person has a bad brain, and he has a lot of crooked thoughts, and it doesn't look like a good thing no matter how he looks left and right!

Before leaving, he glanced at me, and threw down this sentence beside me: "Tiansha Lone Star, remember to speak clearly in the future!" ”

What is it?

Is it because I can't tell you or are you too stupid to recognize it at all?

Actually said this kind of thing to me, who gave you confidence!

Are they the two green flowers in your bun, or the golden pig around your neck?

I couldn't help but stand there and think, "A flower is stuck in cow dung." ”

The second prince had just taken two steps and turned back to me and asked, "What did you say?" ”

"Oh, no, it's pig dung," I turned my head sideways, pretending to be unintentional, "It's nothing, the prince is good!" ”

After the great monk sent the second prince away, he came back and poked my forehead, "You, how dare you say anything!" ”

But I was right: "Am I wrong? ”

The big monk also can't help me, "It's wrong, it's ......"