Chapter 335: Pure Water-like Netizen
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
Li Chunyan rolled her eyes angrily, thinking that if this stinky guy was by her side, she would tear off this broken mouth, and then take a needle in her hand and ask him why he is so distressed, if he is not satisfied with the answer, he will directly sew it up, but everything, like the love between them, can only stay in a beautiful imagination, and then said with a red face
"Stinky guy! What good things do you think about all day long? Aren't you afraid of me and send you directly to the police station? Do whatever you want? I'm going to hear it now, what are you going to do?"
Wang Jinbao smiled, thinking that under the same roof, looking up and not looking down, they had to give each other some face, and since they were in the same quilt, they should have thought about it before going to bed, what should happen next, how can there be time to call the police, if you don't do something, how to pick up the quilt right, and then said with a bad smile
"Oops! I love nothing but hard! Love you so much! What can I do? But if the police can pull the two of us out of the bed, that's what I've always dreamed of! Because it will save me from asking for marriage, and if you don't want to marry me at that time, there will be no way! So when are you going to call the police and arrest me! Please, speed! I'm thankful for all the flowers I've been waiting for! ”
Li Chunyan said with a flushed face in an instant
"I hate it, don't you really have a problem with your brain! Where is there anyone rushing to eat prison food! I've really taken your neuropathy! Besides, don't say it, people haven't even seen you in person, so they don't know what you look like, where to find the police to arrest you! Besides, we are so far away, far beyond the jurisdiction of our Tianshui police, how can we arrest you! ”
Wang Jinbao licked his lips and said with a wicked smile
"As long as the beauty that can be hugged returns, not to mention eating prison meals for a few days, even if you sit through the prison, it is worth it! Because doing anything for you, it's worth it for me! Baby, when will you hit 110! ”
I didn't expect Li Chunyan to say it directly
"Stinky and shameless! You dare to talk nonsense and be domineering, believe it or not, I will scrap you, and then call 120 and send you directly to the hospital! Lying in the hospital waiting for you, the anti-thought understands and then comes out! Okay, I'm still busy, don't talk to you king! Hung up! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at the microphone glowing with cold light, felt that his back was cold, and thought to himself that it was fortunate that he was not sent directly to the morgue, no wonder people said, don't provoke a woman if you provoke anyone, otherwise you don't know how to die.
Since Li Chunyan has a mobile phone, not only Wang Jinbao has doubled the number of times he runs the public phone booth than usual, but the most important thing is to change, as soon as the dormitory door is closed, it is like cutting the red line between them, the old moon, because Xu Weiliang also secretly bought a mobile phone, and it is a one-way charge, Wang Jinbao saw that when Xu Weiliang did not use a mobile phone, he harassed Li Chunyan, and Li Chunyan would immediately come back, with the help of other people's mobile phones, let him realize the dream of lying in bed and making calls, in silence, Their love has also accumulated in quantity, and qualitative changes have occurred little by little.
But when Wang Jinbao and Li Chunyan were playing hot on their mobile phones, suddenly one day in class, the metal craft teacher happily walked into the classroom
"This week, let's have a week of practical lessons!"
As soon as the words fell, the classroom exploded instantly
"Teacher, where can I practice!"
"Teacher, there's nothing, what kind of practice!"
"Teacher, there are more than a dozen carbon written in the book, and I have never seen any of them, all of them are written about how to practice carbon elements!"
"Teacher, we're doing it with our bare hands now, how can we practice it!"
The metalworking teacher smiled faintly
"Don't get excited, everyone! I'll take you to the time and place, where are the raw materials and tools we need! ”
As soon as the words fell, the metalworking teacher walked out of the classroom, what are the seven fairies in the class doing, always so positive, chattering, surrounding to ask this and that, Wang Jinbao saw this, thinking that no matter what happened, as long as he could leave the classroom, don't face the blackboard all day long, it would be better than anything, love to practice what practice, and then followed behind, with Yu Jingbo and the two talking about the strange things in the public phone booth.
After a while, everyone was taken to a workshop next to the training restaurant, where the pumping unit was placed, and Wang Jinbao had just walked in before he could react, only to see the metalworking teacher pick up a small iron rod in his left hand, pick up a hammer in his right hand, and shake it in front of his classmates
"This is our first practical class, and we will turn this iron rod into a hammer through the knowledge of mechanical drawing and metal craftsmanship that we have learned! One raw material, one saw bow and ten saw blades per person, the material cost is fifteen yuan! ”
Wang Jinbao panicked when he heard this, and hurried to take a look, and found that the iron rod in the teacher's hand was about three centimeters thick, and the length was fifteen centimeters, and it was an ordinary iron rod with no marks on it, so he said with some complaints
"Teacher, although as the saying goes, as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron rod is sharpened into a needle! But if you give us an iron rod and turn us into a hammer, isn't that a deliberate attempt to embarrass people? The most important thing is that we don't do magic, and we don't have the craft! Classmates, are you right? ”
As soon as the words fell, the whole workshop exploded
"Teacher, the hammer in your hand is machined! Now let's do it with a saw bow, it's impossible! ”
"Teacher, there is not even a drawing, you let us pat our heads and think, how can we turn an iron rod into a hammer, isn't it a fantasy?"
Seeing this, the metalworking teacher put the iron rod on the table next to him, picked up a drawing, and said with a happy smile
First of all, I can assure you that the hammer in my hand is not made by a machine tool, but by me! Now I have drawings in my hand, mechanical drawing has been studied for so long, the three views are so slippery, this workpiece drawing, for you, it is simply pediatrics! As long as everyone is willing to do it, they will definitely make the same hammer as the one in my hand! ”
Wang Lining said with a pouting mouth
"Teacher, mechanical drawing, we all draw on paper, but now we want to draw on the workpiece, we have never done it, we can't do it! What should I do? ”
The metalworking teacher glanced at it and said with a smile
"It's okay! Just transfer what you have learned from your brain to the artifact! I'll show you later, if you don't understand, I'll be in the workshop, you can find me at any time, now the big guy comes first, the raw materials are collared, and the rust on the operating table is sanded! Then move on to the next step! ”
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