The year 2968 is in the new calendar.

Xandar is a colony of Earth located 3,000 light-years away from Earth.

In Quling City in the northern hemisphere, on the Xiwu Square of Tianwu Academy, a mobilization meeting before the graduation assessment is being held.

The burly figure of the dean of the Tianwu Academy was holographically projected into the sky above the square, and he was making an impassioned speech.

"In the first year of the new calendar, the colonization era of the home planet Earth officially began, and martial arts rose rapidly because it could strengthen the physical body and have no obvious side effects........ So far, martial arts and science and technology have gone hand in hand, helping us humans to overcome difficulties again and again, and open up one planet after another. ”

The principal and the various faculty members were at the forefront of Xiwu Square, on a high platform for speeches.

At the end of the platform, two people stood on the left and right sides.

There are two on the right, a man and a woman, both of whom are dragons and phoenixes among people, and their posture is also high-spirited.

The two on the left are two men, one with long dyed yellow shawl hair, and his expression is full of ruffianism. The other is slightly emaciated, and his appearance can only be regarded as upright, with his head down.

"Now, please invite the pride of our Tianwu School, Lin Fengwei and Zou Ran come forward to learn."

Immediately, the man and woman on the right took a slight step forward, and the holographic projector on the high platform also acted on them.

As the holograms of the two of them zoomed in over the square, the students, who had been drowsy by the dean's more than an hour-long speech, immediately woke up.

Thunderous cheers and applause rang out.

After finally calming down, Lin Fengwei cleared her throat and took the lead in speaking.

"Cut!" The ruffian-looking yellow hair on the left snorted disdainfully when Lin Fengwei's clear voice came out, "Isn't it just beautiful?" Isn't it just that you were admitted to the University of South China early? If I were born in a family like hers, I would still be able to refine my body at the age of five and be quiet at the age of ten. ”

"And what Zou Ran, isn't it that he has already taken the C-level covered mecha license? It's not that I said, that kind of mecha can even be piloted by a thresher ape. He whispered, "Little white face." ”

"You say, it's already this age, why is this garbage school still doing the same as the ancient school? Mobilization meeting? As he spoke, he looked over to the other person beside him.

He seemed to have a long list of things to say, but after turning his head, his voice stopped abruptly.

It took him a few seconds to come back to his senses, and without anyone noticing, he stomped the emaciated boy's feet.

Suddenly, the young man raised his head, looking around in confusion, and at the same time wiping the saliva that flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"You're really my big brother, you can fall asleep on this occasion?" Huang Mao looked helpless.

The boy finally came to his senses, and looking at the crowd of students under the high platform, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "It's just a small occasion, one day I will let my holographic image be admired by the creatures on the stars." ”

"Smack!" As soon as he finished saying this, a bright light suddenly shone on the emaciated young man's body.

This is the light of a holographic projector.

Lin Fengwei and Zou Ran's speeches have ended.

Naturally, the holographic projection of the emaciated teenager immediately magnified over the square.

Suddenly, Huang Mao laughed, "Yes, yes, when the time comes, all the creatures in the universe will know that you are the laziest human and the most powerful thief in the universe." ”

There was another soft 'snap', and another beam of light shone on Huang Mao's body, and the projection was quickly magnified over the square, and his smile froze.

The emaciated young man didn't care at all, and even raised his hand to say hello 'shamelessly'.

Suddenly, an overwhelming 'call' sounded out, mixed with sneers and mockery.

None of the headmaster and the many staff members of the high platform came out to silence them.

Lin Fengwei and Zou Ran also looked at the emaciated boy at the same time, Zou Ran smiled disdainfully and scolded 'garbage', while Lin Fengwei frowned slightly.

Tianwu School is a three-year secondary school for students aged 15 to 18 who have received a primary school education.

For more than 500 years since its establishment, the number of students in the third phase of the school has been maintained at about 50,000.

Now, among the 50,000 teachers and students present, not a single one does not know that this thin boy named Lin Xiao is definitely the biggest shame since the establishment of Tianwu School, the most rubbish school, and a veritable maggot!

Finally, the cry of 'churning' stopped.

The principal raised his hand to Lin Xiao very skillfully at this time.

Lin Xiao smiled, and took out a paper confession from his pocket very skillfully.

After spreading it out, he coughed and read the contents of the paper book, "My name is Lin Xiao, a third-year D-11 student at Tianwu Academy. During the school period, a total of 186509 school door locks have been pried open, a total of 297,860 photon computers of teachers and students have been hacked, 5239766 various types of quantum communication equipment have been monitored in the school, and more than a million times have been turned over the cabinets and drawers of classrooms, student dormitories and teachers' offices......

Hearing Lin Xiao read this, the principal, the major directors, and all the teachers in the three-year D-11 class all raised their hands and slapped them heavily on their foreheads.

Especially the principal, who had already lowered his head and glared at Lin Xiao with hatred, and couldn't help muttering in his heart, "A month ago, I criticized in front of the whole school's faculty and staff, and there were obviously not so many records." ”

And all the squares took out their communication equipment as quickly as possible, most of the girls' faces turned red instantly, and the male students basically glared at Lin Xiao on the high platform in shock.

This scene was keenly captured by Lin Xiao, and regardless of the fact that his projection was now four or five meters high, he smiled at everyone, "Don't worry, the monitoring has all been lifted, and I will definitely not tell those secrets of yours." If you spread it, you're breaking the law. ”

All the students gritted their teeth, eager to tear Lin Xiao apart.

"Keep reading!" The headmaster's soft cheer was heard.

Lin Xiao then began to read the contents of the paper. One "crime" after another was read out by him.

"I thought he wouldn't be able to practice even now, and his science and culture grades were the first in the whole grade, and he was a mechanical idiot's shit, but I didn't expect him to be a scumbag?"

The 'crimes' made all the students in the square babble, and later, they all began to become startled, angry, and angry.

Because among these crimes, in addition to the incredible things, Lin Xiao actually confessed that he had peeked at almost all the teachers and students in the school taking a bath, such a ridiculous, disgusting and angry and shameful thing.

"Scum! Scum! ”

In the end, the square was already full of angry denunciations of Lin Xiao. The faces of the principal and the staff were also quite ugly.

Seeing that Lin Xiao had no intention of stopping at all, the principal snorted heavily, shook his body, and appeared beside Lin Xiao like a shapeshifter.

"You continue to preside." After throwing this sentence at the faculty and staff on the high platform, the principal pulled Lin Xiao to rise to the ground, and then an air explosion sounded out, and a long air tail dragged out behind the principal who rose into the air, and rushed towards an extremely tall building in the school.

In the blink of an eye, he arrived at the building, and the principal pulled Lin Xiao into the open floor-to-ceiling window.

As soon as he entered the room, the principal threw Lin Xiao aside, quickly walked to the desk, raised his hand and slapped it on the table.

The table made of precious marble transported from the earth shattered, and the headmaster glared at Lin Xiao, "Are you going to be angry with me?" ”

"Old man, you made me confess my crimes, can you blame me?" After Lin Xiao, who was thrown to the ground, stabilized his body, he didn't stand up anymore, and sat on the ground and shrugged his shoulders to the principal.

"I told you to tell me about peeking into other people's showers? I asked you to tell me about stealing other people's underwear? I asked you to tell me about the fact that after sneaking into the girls' dormitory, I recorded them picking their noses, snoring, and picking their feet? ”

The principal seemed to be confused, and the more he talked, the more excited he became, "Why don't you go and secretly film others going to the toilet......!" ”

Speaking of this, the principal slammed and stared at Lin Xiao in horror.

Lin Xiao immediately understood, and waved his hand to him, "Don't worry, I won't do such disgusting things." ”

"You know it's disgusting!" The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and continued to scold.

Seeing that the principal's face had turned the color of pig liver, Lin Xiao hurriedly interjected in his scolding, "Calm, calm." People who are almost two hundred years old, how can they still be so easily excited? ”

"Besides, in the past, I only did reviews in front of the faculty and staff, so you have to do this today." Lin Xiao stood up from the ground with a smile and raised his eyebrows at the principal, "I know you want to use me as a negative typical case to inspire them." I'm just going to say it all to make him even more interested. ”

"! What do you say to keep them focused on the final sprint? I just wanted you to play it a little bit! "Looking at Lin Xiao's smiling face, the principal's anger will not be beaten." Are you trying to me on purpose? ”

"Do you know that if it weren't for the nine-year compulsory education in Huaxia more than 2,000 years ago changed to a twelve-year compulsory education, if it weren't for the "Regulations on the Punishment of Violations of Discipline and Discipline for Students in School", if the compulsory education student did not commit a serious crime, the school could assume the obligation to punish the student, you would have been expelled from the interstellar juvenile detention center."

"Hey, I just can't figure it out. You just do those things, why are you caught by the teacher every time? ”

When the principal said this, Lin Xiao, who stood up, patted the wall lightly, only to see that the wall immediately cracked, and quickly opened, and a cabinet full of wine appeared.

Lin Xiao picked a bottle, opened the lid and poured it before saying, "It's not that you don't know that I like to sleep." You have to be glad that I don't want to fall asleep when I do this type of 'little thing' of peeking into other people's showers, or they wouldn't have known about it today. ”

The principal gave Lin Xiao a fierce look, but he didn't continue to speak.

Raising his hand, he took out a crystal card from the pocket of his coat and threw it in front of Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao picked it up and glanced at it, and said strangely, "Room card?" ”

"It should be your 18th birthday, right?" The principal asked.

Lin Xiao smiled, "What?" Did you get a beautiful woman for me? You're nice to me, old man. ”

"Fart!" The principal snorted heavily, "Your mother told me before she disappeared that if you haven't succeeded in refining your body by your 18th birthday, you will be asked to go to No. 66, Building 6, Chonghua Street. Don't go back to school just before your graduation exams, or you'll have to cause a riot. ”

"My mother?" The cynical expression on Lin Xiao's face disappeared in an instant, and his face became extremely heavy when he looked at the room card in his hand.