Li Chunyan sneered disdainfully when she heard this, and then said coldly

"I'm sorry, if I had listened to what they said at the time, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in the broken mouth of men! I won't succeed in selling myself, not only will I help you count the money, but I will also pull out my food expenses from between my teeth and give you this white-eyed wolf fried noodles! So please don't talk nonsense, if you don't slap yourself today, then there is only one possibility, you have only loved me verbally, in fact, I am just a doll for you to pass the time! What to do from your own point of view, give you three seconds to think about it! ”

Wang Jinbao instantly felt a tingling of his scalp when he heard this, and thought to himself that no wonder the ancients said that trouble comes from the mouth, how many people have he said that the first step to maturity is to learn to shut up, what is this thing he did today, but now this little girl, since the height has risen to, love and non-love and true love and false love, this slap does not fan, it seems that it will not work, if you want to continue to discuss for a while, but there is only three seconds of time to consider, if you hang up the phone, it is not more difficult to get through than to ascend to the sky, but you don't know where the sky is, but it hurts too much to hit his face, thinking of this, when Yu Jingbo called, he told his sister that he was as obedient as a Persian cat all day, and he didn't even dare to look at the girl more, but in fact, when he called, he drank the ice cream that Qi Qian bought for him, and his front teeth bit by bit, slowly tasting the taste of legendary love, his eyes lit up instantly, and he thought that he was thousands of miles away, although he used to use a phone, and now he uses a mobile phone, but his mobile phone does not even have a camera function, There will be no video function, Li Chunyan just wants to listen to the sound, this is not as simple as one, so he put the phone on the hands-free, and then slowly put it on the table, couldn't help but laugh, and slapped his hand fiercely, but just took a shot, but I didn't expect Li Chunyan to be anxious, and roared loudly on the phone

"Neurotic! Why are you really fighting! Hurry up and stop! Otherwise, people will ignore you forever! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he instantly felt hot in his heart, and secretly congratulated himself that his choice was not wrong, but he deliberately called Li Chunyan at the beginning, in order to give this little girl a film and teach a good lesson, but as a result, his teacher was not good at learning, and he became a student in a blink of an eye. That's really the end of the game, so I slapped it louder and didn't say anything, and I kept saying it in my mouth

"Don't feel sorry for me! Haven't you heard that men have to be cruel to themselves, today I don't believe in this evil, because this broken mouth has made you angry a lot, I don't believe it today, I can't cure myself of a stinky problem! If you don't think it's strong enough, if it's not enough, I'll pump the soles of my shoes until I see blood! ”

Sure enough, Li Chunyan completely confessed, and hurriedly said one after another, with a crying voice

"Oops! God of War King Kong! Please! Please don't abuse yourself like this again, okay? Doesn't it hurt you to slap your face? Besides, you are like this now, slap after slap, slapping yourself in front of me, have you thought about my feelings? All right! I'm not angry anymore! Still can't do it? ”

Wang Jinbao secretly smiled when he heard this, thinking that everyone has known since ancient times that women are made of water, brother, I don't believe it today, I can't help you, but he wants to tease Li Chunyan again, so he deliberately brought the mobile phone to his face, gritted his teeth and made a loud noise, followed by a few slaps of the slap, and a long sigh came with a little irritability

"Baby, I definitely hurt until I slap my face, but I feel sorry for you for not loving you well! Take care of you! Pamper you! It's to make you angry all day long! Don't feel sorry for me, you should give me a long memory, save me from this broken mouth and make you angry again! Therefore, I will trouble you again, after overcoming it a little, and listening to it for a while, my cheap hands and mouth that does not guard the door, I talk nonsense all day long, and make my beloved wife angry! Rest assured that the time will not be too long, and if you flash it two or three times, the blood should come out! ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan was completely anxious, and said directly with a crying voice

"Husband, it's my fault that everything is wrong! I'm not willful anymore, please don't beat yourself again, okay? Don't you know that although you are hitting yourself in the face now, it hurts my heart! Promise me, okay? ”

Wang Jinbao paused slightly when he heard this, and pretended to be a little embarrassed

"That's not good! Wouldn't I have broken my word! You should say that I lied to you all day long! So let's finish the fight! Do you think it's okay! ”

Wang Jinbao took a hard sip after speaking, and then slowly spit it out, but before he could spit out the cigarette, Li Chunyan said directly

"I hate it, how long have I not had a relative's house, what should I do if my mouth is broken! Obedient! Don't make a fuss, if you dare to hit yourself, then I'll be really angry, and I'll never let you kiss me again! And that's the end of it! Because I can't stand it, my beloved is torturing myself in front of me, and I don't care about my feelings, then there is only one reason! You've started to stop caring about my feelings and don't love me anymore! Forcing me to break up with you in another way! ”

Wang Jinbao was directly excited when he heard this, because he was still thinking about it just now, he was using a bitter meat trick, and by the way, he was cheap, but he didn't expect people to open their mouths by themselves, and found that the time was ripe, so he quickly turned off the hands-free, and said with affection

"Baby, I'm sorry to disappoint you! Because I'm too afraid of losing, when I slapped myself just now, I used all the strength to count the money, although you have been stopping, but I'm sorry that the blood still came out, I didn't want to kiss you, I was afraid that my blood-stained stinky mouth would stain your jade lips, but since you said so, then please overcome it a little, because I'm a sheep herder, I don't know where to sell lipstick, then use blood donation to dye your lips, all when I buy you the first lipstick, okay? I hope you don't dislike it, but please rest assured, I will definitely buy you a real lipstick in the future, and I will buy you all kinds of colors, okay? Wife, I love you, please accept my gift! ”