Wang Jinbao felt his scalp tingle again, because the three things he was most afraid of doing were the first to take pictures! Second, buy clothes! 3rd Haircut! How did I turn around for a long time, and return to the original point again, wouldn't the phone call be in vain for such a long time, I glanced at it and found that it had been thirty minutes, I wanted to chat casually, and quickly hung up the phone, otherwise my living standard, I am afraid that because of this girl who has never seen her, from the well-off level, to below the poverty line, Shi Wentao should be sarcastic and say, Zhang Zhaochun has washed his hair a few times and enjoyed life, and you didn't even see Mao directly, and spent a river beach money, which is really worthy of being a half-brain, Just when he was at a loss, he didn't expect Li Chunyan to say something mischievous

"Why are you scared? But! That's right, those who know the times are handsome, and people must learn to retreat in the face of difficulties! It's better to save you some phone bills, don't contribute to China Telecom here! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes with great disdain when he heard this, and thought to himself that he was sorry in his brother's life dictionary, and he never flinched, because as a man, even if he died, he would die on the way to the charge, since you talked about money, then I will give you a right match, and also give you an inspection period, other tests are too far away and difficult to implement, then use the touchstone money to test whether you meet my brother's criteria for choosing friends, if it is a gold worshipper, then I can only regret to say, I'm sorry, please stand aside for a gold worshipper, You don't accompany you at sunset, who are you when you come back, you are not there to share joys and sorrows, you are not worthy of glory and wealth, don't look at my brother who is poor now, don't forget that my brother is only twenty years old this year, earns 100,000 a year, and at least 5 million is killed, and he hasn't got it back from the bank yet!

If you are a little girl, she is really a money worshipper, then my brother will be merciless, pointing to your nose on the phone and saying, although you are now a very good dish, brother, I haven't eaten meat for 20 years, and I see you drooling an old bowl, but I will not be hungry and lose the bottom line of being a man, I can only regret to say, I'm sorry you are not my dish, I am afraid of eating rotten intestines! There is also a step back 10,000 steps and say, even if I am a millionaire now, I can smash the belt with money, but when you meet someone who can break your belt and even the waist, you will be merciless, from the bed that still retains each other's body temperature, and your head will not run to the arms of others, and your plate of delicacies with full color and flavor will be constantly loaded and changed, and finally reduced to a plate of green-headed flies flying all over the leftovers, thinking of this, he smiled faintly, sighed and said helplessly

"Look at what you said, from the moment I decided to be your friend, I was ready to go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire, because only then will our friendship last forever! Besides, I have a problem, once I think of something, others will immediately turn around and leave, and I will use the city wall as a brick factory to practice iron head skills, until the city wall touches it! And during the time of knocking down the city wall, the gods blocked and destroyed the gods! People block and destroy! Therefore, there is no such thing as retreating in the face of difficulties, please don't say this again in the future, because I think you are not persuading me to give up, but trampling on the dignity of a man! ”

Li Chunyan sneered when she heard this, and said happily

"You're so funny! To practice iron head gong, you should go to Shaolin Temple! What are you doing running to bully other people's walls? Besides, I really thought I was the god of war, King Kong, and knocked down the city wall, don't be at that time, the wall was not knocked down, but the head was not appropriate, then it would be troublesome! That's right! It's strange that I still have it, how can I get involved in it, get on the knife mountain and get off the train, I think you've watched too many TV series! Nanqiao Feng and North Murong all day long, thinking about his cousin Wang Yuyan! May I ask if we can become friends with us, or whether our friendship will last forever, and what is the direct or indirect relationship?"

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, and then immediately swore an oath

"Oops! You're too bad, aren't you? Even if you don't want to be friends with me, you won't send me directly to Shaolin Temple to become a monk! But you can't help but underestimate me, in order to protect you earlier, I will listen to you, go to Shaolin Temple to become a monk first, and after the iron head is practiced, I will return to the vulgar, and then hit the city wall head by head, until I become your friend! But don't worry, even if your head hits the wrong place, you don't have to be responsible, because I am willing, and I will say to people in the rest of my life, do you know where Li Chunyan went? Ay! I'm not armed to the teeth with the god of war King Kong! But the determination to be your friend, put it in the furnace with steel, even if all the steel turns into a wisp of smoke, but my heart is still the same! But you really guessed it, I really watched a lot of TV series, not much, I prefer to watch "Love is Deep and Rainy" and "Meteor Garden", I long to have a hero-like love, the reason why it is said to be a knife mountain and a sea of fire, it is because it is easy to get, the easiest to lose, only after the fire and baptism of emotion, that is the most precious! Do you think I'm right? ”

Li Chunyan was a little overwhelmed by what she said, and instantly used the girl's nirvana, and said it incoherently

"That's it! Excuse me, don't be serious and domineering here, obviously you have a weak heart, and you're so scared that you're about to pee your pants, does it make sense to talk here? Haven't you heard that being too modest is pride! Is excessive explanation tantamount to a cover-up? ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and then said with a wicked smile

"What the hell, I'm scared of peeing my pants! Ah! I'm really skeptical now, if you're studying science, how can you have such a rich imagination! And I'm a little skeptical that your ability to never forget is bragging! ”

Li Chunyan was instantly anxious when she heard this

"King! Whether I'm a science student or not, what does it matter if you're scared or not? Besides, I didn't tell you that I have the ability to never forget! Is there such a bully as you? I'm hanging up so boring again! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard the nonsense king, he breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself that if he was in love and said all the serious things, the probability of success was basically zero, and his brother just wanted to talk nonsense, which would make your brain dizzy, otherwise how could you succeed Sold himself in a daze, but when he heard that he was going to hang up the phone, he gave a sentence directly

"I'm sorry! I deceived you! Hang up the phone if you want it! ”

Li Chunyan panicked instantly, and immediately asked rhetorically

"Stinky boy! Why are you lying to me! If you don't make it clear to me today, be careful that I peel your skin! ”

(End of chapter)