Chapter 238: Smash Me
Shopkeeper Li almost couldn't hold back his laughter, as far as the son of the British prince still knows poetry, calligraphy and painting?
Don't be funny!
Who doesn't know that British fathers and sons are rough men?
When the British Duke followed Taizu, he couldn't even recognize all the words.
Legend has it that there was a joke at the time that Emperor Taizu did not believe in evil and asked people who were good at teaching to teach the British to read and write.
Within three days, the teacher went crazy!
The British public is the existence of a teacher who can drive teachers crazy.
Although the son of the British Duke is stronger than the British Prince, at least he spent a lot of resources to read a few books.
It's kind of blue.
But the money spent by the British Duke on this can make ordinary people live without food and clothing for more than ten years.
Gu Hu is the best one among the brothers, but he is also a scumbag compared to the rest of the scholars.
He was able to pass the Tong Sheng, and it is said that he was also the examiner at that time and was rescued by the British public...... But even so, Gu Hu barely passed the end of the crane, and then was immediately eliminated in the Xiucai test.
That is, the family of the British Duke still believes that Gu Hu can be admitted to Xiucai.
Emperor Wen of Yan attached great importance to civil officials and the imperial examination, and would never allow any nobles to take a favor in the imperial examination.
For this reason, Emperor Yan Wen once killed several noble sacrifice flags.
"Dare to ask if the person Gu Siye said is your own brother?"
Shopkeeper Li has just returned from buying goods from outside, and he has not yet heard of the sensation of holding the wrong child in the capital.
In ordinary people's homes, even if they hold the wrong one, after raising them for more than 30 years, their sons have started a family, and they will be wrong.
But the British public is not, and he recognizes his parents and children with great fanfare, and Ning Yuanhou is lonely.
Some people sympathize with Ning Yuanhou, after all, Ning Yuanhou is not only the most prominent son of the British duke, but also a recognized filial son.
And Gu Xi has a reputation, is arrogant, and has no dust under his eyes, he once caused a big disaster in the capital back then, not because his appearance is too good, and the queen mother of the two palaces is extraordinarily gracious, Gu Xi may not be alive.
Gu Xi was very arrogant at that time, and it was the norm to quarrel with Shangguan.
It's quite a crazy stance.
If this is recognized, Gu Xi will definitely cause trouble for the British public.
However, the British duke insisted on going his own way, and even said that the son I gave birth to, it is already very uncomfortable not to raise him, and even if Gu Xi breaks the sky in the future, I will clean up the mess for him.
"How fresh, naturally it's my brother, and my brother can scare you to death!"
Gu Hu was extremely proud.
Gu Xi was personable and chic and pleasant, "You are the shopkeeper Li who sells fakes?" ”
Poof, British males grinning, selling fakes?
Well said!
He likes to see Gu Xi's dustless appearance under his eyes, he is originally an immortal in the sky, why should he care about mortals such as Er?
can give birth to immortals, and the ancestral grave where his family is buried must have exploded.
Gu Jiayao really doesn't know where the laughing point is?
A sentence that can make the British public and others laugh back and forth.
Shopkeeper Li said in shame: "Where did you get poor? Insulting me? Do you know that pretending to be the son of an official eunuch will be beheaded? ”
Before Gu Xi could speak in a hurry, the British Duke had already smashed his fist on Shopkeeper Li's face, directly smashing Shopkeeper Li's head.
Shopkeeper Li's well-combed hair bun was scattered, and the corners of his eyes were cracked, "You... How can you hit someone? ”
"Is the country's public beating people? It's obviously a wild dog full of nonsense! ”
The British Duke said coldly: "Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, he is the biological son of his father-in-law, his own son, his own son!" ”
Finally, a surprise fell from the sky, and the British public was afraid that when he woke up, Gu Xi was not his son again.
Gu Xi's heart warmed, and he raised his hand and patted the back of the British duke, "Don't be angry, it's not worth caring about him." ”
"You look so much like my father-in-law, they're all blind, they're all blind."
“……”
When the young man picked up the shopkeeper Li, he whispered in his ear: "He is Gu Xi, the biological son of the British duke, it is said that the Marquis of Tong Ning Yuan hugged the wrong ...... when he was born."
Shopkeeper Li was slightly stunned when he heard Gu Xi's name, and he traveled south and north all the year round, and spent most of his time collecting antique calligraphy and paintings in the south.
Naturally, he knew Gu Xi's reputation in Jiangnan better than the people in the north and the capital.
In the eyes of the noble courtiers, Gu Xi's resignation was a fool.
However, the scholars in the south highly admired Gu Xi.
regards Gu Xi as a real celebrity who does not bend his waist for power and official position.
Gu Xi's appearance is too good, his talent is extremely high, and he has poems and songs at his fingertips.
He has become the spiritual pillar of those who miss the cultural rule of the Southern Dynasty.
Although the Southern Dynasty was destroyed by Dayan, the people of the Southern Dynasty still remember the Southern Dynasty when Wenhua was prosperous.
But no matter how prosperous Wenhua is, he still can't beat the soldiers with knives and guns.
I thought that the Yangtze River natural danger that I could hold onto, and the layer-by-layer layout was easily cracked by Rui Wang Murong Ze.
Eventually, the Southern Dynasty fell.
The Southern Dynasty did not die under the tyranny and the faint monarch, but believed in the danger of the Yangtze River too much and despised Murong Ze!
"You...... Are you really Gu Xi? A pair of words is worth a thousand dollars Mr. Gu? ”
Gu Xi's calligraphy and paintings are particularly valuable, not weaker than the famous artists of the previous dynasty.
In particular, wild grass is highly sought after.
Every time Gu Xi splashed ink, it would always cause a group of onlookers.
Of course, it is difficult for most people to see Gu Xi's artistic conception of wild grass, and they can't even recognize the words.
But Gu Xi writes about the posture of wild grass and the wild and uninhibited demeanor, it is said that people who have seen it will have a tasteless feeling of eating when they go home and then look at the beauty.
Gu Xi never sells calligraphy, and occasionally when he gets drunk and happy, he will write a piece of calligraphy, casually use it as wine money, or throw it directly to onlookers.
On another occasion, he threw the calligraphy directly into the water, and many people jumped into the river in an instant, and lifted the scroll high before the river wet the calligraphy.
Gu Xi relied on the painting boat, carrying the wine bottle, and laughed.
But the people on the shore were envious of the man who jumped into the icy water.
In the eyes of Shopkeeper Li, Gu Xi throwing his own calligraphy and paintings is the same as throwing silver, a loser, a loser!
Of course, there are many legends about Gu Xi in Guangzhou, Jiangsu and Zhejiang.
After all, Gu Xi, who indulges in landscapes, likes to walk around and meet friends with literature.
Gu Jiayao felt that Gu Xi liked to pretend to be forced at that time.
Gu Xi nodded slightly, his eyes brightened, "You sell fakes to ...... Give it to my brother, do you look down on me? ”
The British Duke smiled brightly, and gave Gu Hu an approving look, very good, well done, go back and add a chicken leg.
Gu Hu couldn't wait to pat his chest a few times to express his excitement.
"Did you hear that, the eldest brother admitted that I was his younger brother."
Gu Jiang Gu He's eyes were full of envy and jealousy.
But after thinking about it, they and Xiaobao are brothers, Gu Xi recognized Xiaobao as his younger brother, and after a change, Gu Xi is their eldest brother.
Although they are not very good at reading, such a simple reasoning can still be deduced.
"This ......" Shopkeeper Li sweated on his forehead, did the British public take shit luck?
Gu Xi walked into the store, took a general look, picked out a few calligraphy and painting antiques, and said slowly: "The rest, smash it for me!" ”