Chapter 1098 Beware of shit ahead
Li Chunyan suddenly leaned back with a smile and looked at it in surprise
"Hey, it seems that it is really aging and declining! So many pork kidneys and Red Bull were eaten for nothing! I haven't even been a woman yet! If you don't endure it first, there is a KFC next to you, and my sister invites you to eat KFC! ”
Looking at Li Chunyan's excited appearance, although Wang Jinbao wanted to sit on the ground and rest for a while, after all, he was a man, "Okay, if you don't just walk, I don't believe I can still lose to you!" How long have you been walking and how many kilometers can you walk? ”
Li Chunyan smiled evilly, pulling his hand and shaking it as she walked
"Hehe, I'm afraid you're really not my sister's opponent when shopping, I can go shopping until dark! Can you do it? ”
Wang Jinbao was speechless
"Then you're amazing! But spare me today! Let's go look at the clothes, finish eating KFC, open an hourly room and get some sleep! ”
Li Chunyan rolled her eyes upwards and shook him away
"Shameless, what do you think about all day long, other people's boyfriends, go shopping with you every weekend, you know how to sleep once every three years, why don't you reincarnate and become a pig!"
Finding that Li Chunyan was angry, Wang Jinbao hurriedly took Li Chunyan's hand and smiled evilly
"Hehehe, it turns out that you only found out that I am Bajie until now!"
Li Chunyan couldn't cry or laugh
"Get out, breeder! It's not like a pig, it's still a god! ”
Seeing Li Chunyan smile, Wang Jinbao pulled her to win
"Do you know why Zhu Bajie is not called Zhu Qijie, nor is it called Zhu Jiujie?"
Li Chunyan raised her head and asked very seriously
"Why?"
Wang Jinbao scratched his head deliberately
"Because the rules and precepts are all nine precepts, and Marshal Tianpeng didn't quit the sex! If you fall into the pigsty, you will become a pig! ”
Li Chunyan broke the sand pot and asked the end, and her eyes stared straight ahead
"Then why didn't he quit sex?"
There was no way, Wang Jinbao deliberately picked her palm, and said with a smile
"Oh, I'm afraid that you have a bit of an obstacle to understand this question, and you have to go back to the house and give you a combination of theory and practice in order to explain it more thoroughly and in detail!"
Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan was stunned at first, two flowers immediately rose on her face, and the beautiful fire clouds rose, and then she pinched her back fiercely, and said shyly with her mouth high
"I hate it, you're making fun of me again! Be careful when you go back, I will directly abolish you and let you be called Wang Jiujie in the future! ”
Looking at Li Chunyan's distressed expression, Wang Jinbao touched the pinched hot back, and then stared at it with squinting eyes
"Can I ask you a question, if you abolish me or kill me, what should you do if you can't sleep alone?"
Li Chunyan stomped her feet angrily and raised her hands
"Nasty! Hurry up and get some water! ”
Wang Jinbao thought that he was going to serve the family law again, so he quickly smiled
"Good! No more bullying you! Don't be rude in public, let others see it! ”
Li Chunyan gently wiped off the beads of sweat on Wang Jinbao's head with a soft little palm, and said with a wicked smile
"Alright, am I so messing around? Hurry up and don't tan my little darling! ”
Wang Jinbao's whole person instantly felt a little floating, as if he was dreaming, so he quickly wiped the beads of sweat on Li Chunyan's forehead and said with a smile
"Thank you, wife, then let's go quickly!"
Wang Jinbao lit a cigarette and hummed a little song, and left alone, but he didn't expect this guy to come up and grab his ears and read for a long time
"Why did you drink too much, I didn't loosen your ears today, I don't know what my last name is?"
Wang Jinbao hurriedly took her hand
"What's wrong with the good guys?"
Li Chunyan smiled wickedly at first, and then pulled her ear hard
"What's wrong? Don't you know that as long as you are by my side, you must hold my hand!"
Wang Jinbao shook his head helplessly and hurriedly took her hand
"Oops! Please watch out for a bubble of dog shit ten centimeters ahead!"
Li Chunyan glared fiercely
"Haven't you always wanted to go shit luck? Then you hurry up and step on it, and clear the obstacles for your aunt and grandmother by the way!"
Seeing that Li Chunyan's anger was gone, Wang Jinbao instantly hugged Li Chunyan and said with a wicked smile
"Yes, ma'am!"
After a while, I came to the door of the Yichun store, looked at the luxurious decoration, and thought to myself that there was a dress in it, should it be thousands, and when she was playing the drums, Li Chunyan twisted it hard
"Look! Hurry up!"
Wang Jinbao smiled unnaturally
"Aren't we waiting for you to come in? Otherwise, should I ask if I don't know if the lady is the priority? So Madame, please come in first!"
Li Chunyan glared mischievously
"Oh, when will you grow up, since you are so naughty, then you are led by your sister, don't lose it!"
Wang Jinbao followed Li Chunyan and opened the glass door a little timidly, but as soon as he entered the door, several beauties who were shopping guides immediately walked forward to greet Li Chunyan, but he became a little follower with a bag.
Wang Jinbao was wandering around in the store for nothing, looking at the colorful clothes, but looking at the beautiful woman in a miniskirt at the door, thinking about all kinds of possibilities with herself, Li Chunyan suddenly shouted
"Where are you dying, come and see these dresses, that one looks better!"
Hearing Li Chunyan shouting, Wang Jinbao was completely panicked, and his heartbeat immediately accelerated, thinking that he should not have been discovered by this aunt! Quickly turned her head to take a look, and found that she was accompanied by a shopping guide beauty, looking at a skirt over and over, but when she walked by, the beauty at the door accidentally touched a shopping guide, and before he said sorry, I didn't expect people to come first
"Oops! It hurts me! What are you doing in a hurry! I don't have long eyes when I walk!"
Wang Jinbao was directly speechless, looked at Li Chunyan's annoyed and angry appearance, and lowered his head with a flushed face and said
"I'm sorry, my girlfriend told me to look at the skirt, and I was in a bit of a hurry, are you okay?"
Li Chunyan stepped on it hard, and said with round eyes
"I'm talking about how you didn't crash to death! I'm breathing out with long eyes!"
Wang Jinbao didn't say a word angrily, Li Chunyan also glared, and then tightly held the hand of the shopping guide
"Your colleague is alright! I'm sorry, this guy hasn't looked at the road all the time!"
The shopping guide smiled and said
"It's okay! Let's continue to look at the skirt and walk! ”
Li Chunyan turned around again and glared at Wang Jinbao fiercely
"When you walk in the future, it's best to look at the road, it's easy to say that one day you will be killed, but if you hurt others, you won't have tears when you cry!"
Hearing this, Wang Jinbao was directly speechless, but after all, there were so many in it, so there was no gnawing sound, and the shopping guide said with a smile when he saw this
"Oh, you two really deserve to be a couple, happy and happy enemies! In addition to envy, jealousy and hatred, it makes people envious, jealous and hateful! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking that it was full of girls, and he was a big man staying inside, and he didn't know that people thought they were sick, but when he just walked out of the door, Li Chunyan was anxious again
"Oops, dead man! What are you going to do? ”