Chapter 519 Equilibrarianism
Jingyu said: "You should sing a song: men fight to the border, women weave in their homes, go to farm during the day, spin cotton at night, work hard day and night, soldiers can have this food and clothing, if you don't believe it, please look at us, our shoes and socks, as well as clothes and shirts, thousands of needles and threads are all they are connected, there are many heroines, but also build credit, for the country to kill the enemy generation of heroes, women are not as good as men? ”
Huo Yunting said: "Yes, this song is singing my heart, men and women are equal, absolutely equal." ”
Jing Yu asked again: "Since men and women are equal, I can give birth to a boy, why do you necessarily like girls?" ”
Huo Yunting said: "Now many fathers like boys, and some even take their wives to the hospital for B ultrasound during their wives' pregnancy, and test whether they are male or female, if it is a girl, they will try their best to beat it, at present, the ratio of men to women in China is out of balance, the ratio of men to women is 1.4:1, and there are more men than women in China, which will lead to many men finding no mates." In order to balance the imbalance in the population, I think it is better to have girls. ”
Jing Yu smiled and said, "You regard having a child as patriotism, and your ideological realm is really high." Well, I support your doctrine of maintaining the ecological balance of the population, it is better to have a girl than a boy. ”
As she spoke, she offered a kiss.
Huo Yunting said: "Chanel perfume combines the essence of more than 100 kinds of flowers, such as hyacinth, white musk, jasmine, vetiver, iris and so on, so it is very fragrant. ”
Jing Yu said: "One perfume combines the essence of more than a hundred kinds of flowers, no wonder it is so fragrant? So expensive? Seems to be good value for money. ”
Huo Yunting no longer sat at the head of the bed, stood up, walked to the window, closed the curtains, and the bedroom was full of pink lights and ambiguous atmosphere.
He opened the lid of the bottle containing Chanel, and a scent rushed out of the bottle, merging with the light, and the light was fragrant and the aroma was lit.
The aroma is slightly translucent with a red glow.
Jingyu really seemed to smell the fragrance of more than 100 kinds of flowers such as hyacinth, white musk, jasmine, vetiver, irises, etc., and even in the dense aroma, I saw more than 100 kinds of flowers such as hyacinth, white musk, jasmine, vetiver, iris and so on blooming at the same time.
Huo Yunting took the perfume bottle, pressed the mechanism on the top of the bottle, and sprayed a few drops of perfume onto Jing Yu's head.
Jingyu's head was like a fat peony, exuding fragrance around her body, and the fragrance enveloped her whole body.
She smelled her own fragrance and praised it again and again: "Chanel really lives up to its name, it is so fragrant." ”
Yao Ming said: "Mr. Huo, you are wrong, I only say sweet words, never fancy words." ”
Huo Yunting looked at the turtle in Yaoming's hand and said, "You seem to be more and more interested in the turtle." ”
Yao Ming said: "Mr. Huo, do you know what it means to love the house and Wu?" ”
Huo Yunting knew, but pretended not to know, and said: "I don't know, you know, you might as well say it, we'll listen." ”
Haruka said: "To love the house and the black means to love a person to the depths, so much so that he loves the turtle on his roof." ”
Jingyu, Zhang Lingzhi and Huo Yunting all laughed when they heard it.
Jing Yu said: "Love the house and the crow means, love a person and love the crow on his roof, not a turtle, there will only be crows on the roof, how can there be a turtle?" ”
Haruka said, "Won't the turtle climb onto the roof?" ”
Huo Yunting said to Yao Ming: "Turtles can indeed climb on rooftops, but you haven't explained yet, why do you love turtles so much?" ”
Yaoming glanced at Zhang Lingzhi and said to Huo Yunting: "Sister Lingzhi has loved turtles since she was a child, turtles are her totems and her pets, I love Sister Lingzhi, and naturally love the house and Wu, so it is logical to fall in love with turtles." ”
Jing Yu and Huo Yunting laughed again.
Huo Yunting said: "Yao Ming, your explanation of love house and Wu is right, when you love someone, you love the turtle on the roof of this person, and the turtle on the roof is deeply loved by you, that is really happy." ”
Yao Ming said: "Mr. Huo, you and Jingyu's child is born, you can also play with the turtle, and the turtle will sing a lot of beautiful songs." ”
The turtle can still sing, the more he talks, the more outrageous it becomes, and the more presumptuous his movements become, he actually took the turtle, approached the sitting scene, put the turtle against her pregnant poop belly, and said: "The turtle is transmitting the aura to the child." ”
Huo Yunting yelled at Yaoming: "Yaoming, you take the turtle, stand far away, don't touch the scenery." ”
And Zhang Lingzhi thought further, afraid that Jingyu would be frightened, and even had fetal gas, resulting in a miscarriage of the fetus. She also yelled at Yaoming: "Yaoming, you are not too young, be respectful of the scenery." ”
Yao Ming retrieved the turtle from Jingyu's belly, grinned, and said: "Mr. Huo, the turtle is a spirit animal, which can protect adults and children, and the turtle is an animal that has a longer life span than a human being, with an average life span of 150 years, I hope this turtle can bring auspiciousness, health, and longevity to your unborn children." ”
The turtle struggled in Haruka's hands, it couldn't sing, it couldn't understand what Haruka was saying, it just wanted to break free from his hands.
Haruka put the turtle on the ground, and the turtle was free, and its limbs were rowed away like oars, and its body crawled on the ground, and it actually crawled to the feet of Jingyu.
The neck of the turtle can be contracted and extended.
This turtle was too bold, and when it climbed to the foot of Jingyu, it stretched out its long neck wrinkled with black goosebumps and raised its triangular head.
When she saw the turtle's long neck, she was startled and shouted: "Snake, snake." ”
In the midst of the screams, she stood up and ran, her feet slipping.
Just when she almost fell, Huo Yunting stood up, rushed up, hugged Jingyu, and at the same time, kicked the turtle far away, and yelled at Yaoming: "Yaoming, take your turtle and go away, don't scare Jingyu and our unborn child." ”
The turtle was probably kicked out three meters away by Huo Yunting.
Yao Ming stepped out of the turtle, picked it up, and apologized to Huo Yunting in a hurry: "Mr. Huo, I'm sorry, I just wanted to make your unborn child happy, but I didn't expect it to be self-defeating." ”
Zhang Lingzhi criticized Yaoming: "Yaoming, I think you yourself are a turtle, and I don't want to treat a turtle as a pet in the future." ”
Yaoming apologized to Zhang Lingzhi again: "Sister Lingzhi, please forgive me, I really love the house and Wu, I just wanted to have a lively time, but I didn't expect to frighten the scene." ”
Huo Yunting hugged Jingyu and said to Yaoming and Zhang Lingzhi: "Jingyu and I are gone, you can talk slowly." ”
When Huo Yunting left with Jingyu, he apologized to Zhang Lingzhi desperately, saying a lot of sweet words and rhetoric to make her happy.
Huo Yunting and Jing Yu sat at the table, with an empty bowl of vegetables in front of them, Huo Yunting scooped a spoonful of cinnamon fish soup with a spoon and fed Jing Yu to drink.
After Jingyu drank a sip of Guiyu soup, he said, "Don't feed me anymore, I'm not a child, let me do it myself, everyone eats their own." ”
Huo Yunting said: "Uncle is so good to us, when I think of him being so good to us, I can't help but be good to you." ”
Jingyu scooped the cinnamon fish soup with a spoon and drank it, swallowing her husband's love for her in her heart, which felt delicious.
Huo Yunting said: "Do you know why my uncle only gave us Guiyu and not other fish? ”
Jingyu said: "Gui and Gui homonym, from ancient times to the present, the folk have always believed that Gui is expensive, Guiyu is Guiyu, he hopes that we will give birth to a noble son early, so he will send Guiyu to us." ”
Huo Yunting said: "Yes, Gui is a fake word, Gui Tong Gui, the ancients thought that Guiyu is a noble fish, on behalf of the rich, since ancient times, Guiyu is the most popular among all fish, every year on October 13 is the Yao people's Guiyu Festival, you can imagine, how expensive Guiyu is, uncle sent Guiyu to us, not only hope that we will have a noble son early, but also hope that we are rich and rich, really have ulterior motives." ”
Jingyu said: "It's not ulterior motives, it's good intentions." ”
Huo Yunting said: "Yes, yes, I used the wrong word, my uncle sent us Guiyu, which can be described as well-intentioned." ”
Jingyu recites the poems of the ancients: "The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain, and the peach blossoms flow and the mandarin fish are fat." Green hats, green clothes, slanting wind and drizzle do not need to return. This mandarin fish is osmanthus fish, even the monk who does not touch the meat is fishing by the peach blossom stream in spring, I want to taste the osmanthus fish feast, and I eat it to seek wealth and wealth. ”
Huo Yunting said: "Monks and nuns eat Guiyu, in addition to being rich and rich, they will also give birth to a noble son early. ”
Monks and nuns are not married, how can they have a noble son early?
Jingyu said: "You are talking nonsense again, the monk and nun heard what you said, and it is strange if they don't smash your rice bowl." ”
Huo Yunting stretched out his chopsticks to the plate of braised osmanthus fish, pried a piece of braised osmanthus fish, and stuffed it into his mouth, the fish was smooth and sweet, and it was fragrant.
After a moment of reflection, he said to Jingyu: "Since you don't want me to serve you vegetables, then, you can eat it yourself, eat it yourself and give birth to a precious son early." ”
Jingyu stretched out his chopsticks, poked a piece of fish meat from the steamed osmanthus fish, put it in his mouth, chewed and eaten, the fish meat was smooth, slightly spicy and not greasy, and the taste was indeed wonderful.
She was full of praise: "The value of osmanthus fish is not only reflected in the homonym, but also in the taste, thank my uncle for sending us such a delicious taste." ”
In praise and gratitude, the two finished their lunch, returned to the living room from the dining room and drank a cup of tea each, and then moved the cradle in the living room to the bedroom to prepare for a lunch break.
Huo Yunting said: "Jingyu, you see how good your uncle is to us, send us Guiyu to eat, I hope we will give birth to a noble son early, and send a cradle to the unborn child in advance, you will give birth to a child early, don't live up to your uncle's kindness, and don't let the cradle wait for a long time." ”
Jing Yu said: "You can really tell jokes, say stupid things, when the child is born, this is a scientific law, limited by a fixed time, how can it be artificially advanced or postponed?" ”
Huo Yunting said: "But you can feel the happiness of taking care of children in advance. ”
Jingyu said: "This is strange, the child has not been born yet, how can I enjoy the happiness of taking care of the child?" ”
Huo Yunting lay down in the cradle, but the cradle is for babies to sleep, he is an adult, his body is too big to lie in, boom, his head touched the ground, and his body also lay on the ground, like a child: "Ouch, I fell in pain, please help me up." ”
Jingyu picked up Huo Yunting and said, "Don't pretend to be tender, don't you feel numb?" ”
Huo Yunting said: "The Tao Te Ching says: The thickness of virtue is better than that of a child. Even the Taoist sage Lao Dan, who wrote the "Tao Te Ching", pretended to be tender, I just like children, what about being a child? ”
Jingyu said: "You really like children so much? ”
Huo Yunting said: "Of course, I lost my parents very early, and my uncle raised me, and as soon as I saw the child, I wanted to give the child more fatherly love." ”
As he spoke, he held the rag doll he had bought before on the bed, put it in the cradle, and regarded the rag doll as a real child, shook the cradle, and said to Jingyu: "Look, our child is asleep, you can sing her a lullaby." ”
Jing Yu looked at his serious appearance, couldn't bear to go against his will, took down the huqin that had not been played for a long time from the bedside, played a "lullaby" to the virtual child in the cradle, and sang:
Huo Yunting said: "Take out the knife I gave you, and I will teach you to shoot down the squirrel." ”