Chapter 62: The Half-Immortal Queen of the World 32
In the esophagus of the human-faced pig, Guo Zhao struggled to push a white ball, and she scolded as she pushed: "Why doesn't she drink saliva!" I said, how could the medicine I made not work? It turned out to be stuck and not digested. β
"Do it yourself, have plenty of food and clothing!" She used her hands and feet at the same time, and various postures took turns, about to push it into her stomach, and suddenly her esophagus trembled violently, Guo Zhao was dizzy, her esophagus shrank a few points, and the pill was stuck tighter.
βshitοΌβ Guo Zhao scolded, got up, kicked it hard, and said, "What kind of plane is she doing?" β
"You should have hurt her."
"Humph! If it weren't for the spell that couldn't be used, the old lady would still want to conjure a kitchen knife! She pushed the pill with difficulty, and muttered, "This stupid pig has killed me, and now here, the heavens should not be, the earth is not spiritual, how can I get out...... Forget it, I don't want this, I have to let her digest this pill first. β
She didn't know how long she had been pushing, but she could hear a 'bang', the pill fell into a puddle of water, she gasped for breath, and slowly walked back to the top, according to this situation, there would be no rescue, she had to rely on herself, crawl from the esophagus to the mouth, and sneak out while she spoke.
"Alas! The rookie is so humble! "Guo Zhao is boring.
"Cheer up! Guo Zhao, you can do it! She She encouraged.
"Alas, I can do it, I can do it...... Why is life so humble! Guo Zhao stepped on it hard, punched her esophagus again, and shouted: "If you dare to swallow me, you will have to pay the price!" Even if the old lady can't go back, even if she can't live, she will never let her have a good time! β
Outside, the human-faced pig rolled on the ground in pain, its hooves clutched tightly to its stomach, looking very pitiful, Cao Zhi looked at the man next to him and asked, "What did you do?" It's amazing! "Cao Zhi had just been playing with the human-faced pig, and when it was dangerous, Zuo Ci came, and then the human-faced pig miraculously became docile, and after a while, it was humming and chirping in pain on the ground.
"Maybe it sensed my breath and freaked out! Oh, by the way, didn't you come to find your sister Guo? How did you get to Tangyang? Zuo Ci asked.
Thinking of Guo Zhao, Cao Zhi became depressed and said, "Maybe Sister Guo hates me, she was still playing hide and seek with me just now, and then she disappeared!" Does she hate me anymore? β
Suddenly it was gone...... Invisibility! Good boy, you go and sit in the hallway for a while, close your eyes, and don't look this way. Zuo Ci already had an idea in his heart.
"Why?" Cao Zhi asked.
Because the teacher wants to disembowel it, this kind of scene, children can't see it, Zuo Ci smiled kindly, and said: "Be good, obedient, in less time, I will give you a lively Sister Guo." β
Cao Zhi really left obediently, after he left, Zuo Ci turned a protective cover, fixed the human-faced pig, and confirmed that the people outside could not see him, so he conjured a kitchen knife, the blade of which gently slid on the skin of the human-faced pig, and it made a terrible cry, like a baby on the verge of death.
Zuo Ci smiled and said, "I haven't started yet, you just called, if this knife cuts into the flesh one by one, I don't know if it will hurt you." β
His smile was like a spring breeze, with a hint of warmth, and he said softly: "Little guy, you are the first pig I killed, aren't you honored?" With that, he dropped the knife without hesitation.
"Babble." The human-faced pig cried, and big hot tears fell.
"Cry! What to cry about! Don't spit people out yet! Zuo Ci untied the body fixation technique and said, "You have no mana, but you are greedy and want to swallow the golden immortal?" Your deeds are not enough, and no one will be able to save you when you explode and die! Now show you the way, obediently spit her out, and I will spare you from death. β
The human-faced pig stopped crying, opened its mouth wide, and after a while, a little beauty turned out of her mouth, this little beauty became bigger and bigger, and after returning to its original state, she immediately snatched the kitchen knife in Zuo Ci's hand, turned the kitchen knife into a hammer, and knocked it hard.
"Damn! Does it hurt? If the old lady doesn't kill you today! I'm not human! β
Zuo Ci smiled: "You are not a human being, since you have come out, let it go!" β
"Thank you, sir, for saving me, but this pig is so hateful, it's hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart if I don't beat it!" No matter how well-behaved the pig was, Guo Zhao didn't show mercy to his subordinates, and after a long time, she threw away the hammer and said hatefully: "Damn it!" This thing has rough skin and thick flesh, and hitting it is like helping it massage, no, but I'm tired! β
She conjured up a soft quilt and lay on the ground as Ge You, after a while, there was a feeling of wetness on her hands, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that the human-faced pig was licking her hands, Guo Zhao patted her head away, conjured a towel and intervened, Zuo Ci said: "It likes you." But there was schadenfreude in his expression.
"If she's still human, I wouldn't mind getting together with her, but now this thing, forget it, it's too ugly!"
The human-faced pig's eyes showed grievances, and slowly moved over, Guo Zhao wanted to hit someone, and scolded: "Why didn't you see you so pitiful when you ate me before?" Now you know how to sell cute! I'll have to show you what you're like, though! With that, she conjured up a mirror, placed it in front of the human-faced pig, and said, "Look at your ugly appearance!" β
The human-faced pig screamed and ran away miserably.
"Why bother?" Zuo Ci said.
"Haven't you heard of it? The most poisonous woman's heart! This guy hurt me a lot, I want to take revenge on it! Guo Zhao was worried that it would run away, so he changed a ring with his hand, wrapped it around its neck, turned to Zuo Ci and said, "I'm going to send it back to Yanshan, Zijian over there, please." β
"Aren't you going to be responsible for turning him into a fool?" Zuo Ci said, he stayed well in Chibi, but seeing that the three-day appointment was coming, he was afraid that Cao Zhi would forget the time, so he looked for it, but he didn't expect to see a person and a pig playing peek-a-boo as soon as he came......
After some conversation, he identified the culprit as Guo Zhao, and for the sake of his apprentice's future happiness, he decided to help his apprentice rely on her.
"After I send it back, I will naturally take Zijian to eat the Holy Wood Mandui."
"I'm afraid he won't be able to wait until then!"
"What do you mean?"
"If his soul does not return to his body within these two days, then his body is dead."
Hearing this, Guo Zhao had no choice but to say: "Then you should send him back to Chibi first, and I will take him to Kunlun Mountain later." β
"Okay, but can you pick me up then?" Zuo Ci quipped.
Guo Zhao refused: "You have to find it yourself." β
"It's so ruthless, I saved you just now!"
"Thank you for your great kindness, if you are in trouble in the future, you can blow this flute, and no matter where you are, I can come to save you."
Zuo Ci accepted it happily, and when he looked at the color and quality of this flute, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he shook his head and said: "Guo Zhao, Guo Zhao, you are also an immortal." "How can the life-saving flute that is given away so much like wholesale goods?