Chapter 0881 Pretending to be deaf is a good means to be dumb

Fan Lei glared at him angrily, and then said coldly

"Get out of the way! Xiaofang said that she has a sow at home, if you are interested, she will send it to you now, and she can also let their boar rest a little! Fun at night! Otherwise, where to eat, where to spit it out, then give me to eat, and finally give me to spit out, toss and don't die, then it's not over! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it in great surprise, thinking that you kid is ruthless, even if you are so black-bellied, as the saying goes, kill people to pay off debts and pay money, I will eat you a meal with Brother Monkey, you actually want to toss me not to die, then the matter is not over, please ask if you are disgusting, I still hate the diaphragm, eat your meal, no, I will give you the money, as for bullying people like this, but think about it again, this is not a meal at all, there is no way to eat people, and the hands of people are short, so he said extremely irritably

"Trouble me how far my mind goes, immediately roll how far! Don't pollute my room! But don't worry, even if you kid asks me to go to your house with a sedan chair in the future, I won't get on the sedan chair! I still have this self-knowledge! ”

After Wang Jinbao sent Fan Lei, the plague god, away, he lit a cigarette angrily, calmed down a little, experienced last night's events, completely took back his heart, and dreamed of loving only one person in his life, so Li Chunyan quickly sent a text message and asked if people had eaten? Have you eaten enough? has been old-fashioned problems, looking for common language and topics, paving the way for the love words of sour teeth on the phone at night when he was in the quilt, but when he was chatting energetically, he didn't expect He Xiaogang's phone call

"Your kid has been answering the phone for so long, are you harming people in the house again?"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that they are in a general situation, nothing important, never call to say these nonsense, what is wrong with this kid today, shouldn't it be Fan Lei, this kid, sold himself in the past, and told this guy about taking turns to rest and going home for the New Year, but he can't get straight to the point, and ask people directly what is going on, which is extremely impolite, and if Fan Lei didn't say it, he poured beans directly into the bamboo tube and explained everything, then it was really done, and he lifted a stone to shoot himself in the foot, And it happened to be smashed on which toe just now, so I was not in a hurry, I listened to it first, so I hurriedly smiled and said

"Are you old man sleeping! To make such a joke with me, who else can I harm in this world except you! I just called the imp! What's wrong with today, suddenly calling me, and a little uncomfortable! Did you miss me? ”

He Xiaogang smiled faintly and said with a happy smile

"You kid seems to have nothing to do except make phone calls! Why don't I sneak back at night and have two drinks with your kid, what do you think? ”

Wang Jinbao glared at the mobile phone fiercely, thinking that people say that bragging doesn't play drafts, you kid can blow out his teeth directly, and secretly come back at night to drink two cups, don't say that your kid has just left on the front foot, and the people in the cooperation block on the back foot will immediately notify the operation area, ask if the person is back, take a step back and say that even if your kid really has that heart, Su 21 stands in the hinterland of the desert, except for the production vehicles on the oil field, there is no other vehicle at all, and when your kid walks down, I'm afraid it's noon, let alone think about drinking, But people are just polite, why should they take it so seriously, so they said with a smile

"Sneak down or forget it, in case you are caught by the leader, it is definitely enough for your kid to drink a pot, as the saying goes, there are blessings and hardships, such a good thing as drinking, how can you let your kid enjoy it alone, you have been up for so long, you should be back soon, let's wait for you to come back and talk about it! Don't worry about these days, do you think I'm right! ”

He Xiaogang said with a happy smile

"Yes! I asked just now, and Officer Feng said that we will come down in ten days! By the way, I want to ask you something! ”

Wang Jinbao thought to himself that the was over, and it was time to get to the point

"Oops! You are known as PHS! How could there be, use my place! You're not kidding me! ”

He Xiaogang sneered, then took a sip of tea, and suddenly became a little sad and said

"Look at what you said, don't talk about thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi! The point is that PHS is now obsolete! The big guys are using mobile and China Unicom! I'm in the past, don't give me any more calls here haha, just say a word or not! “

Wang Jinbao heard this kid's trick of saying and playing, and he thought that nine times out of ten it was similar to what he guessed, so he continued to pretend not to know, took a puff of cigarette, and said with a smile

"Oops! As the saying goes, those who know the times are handsome, why are you so thorough in social research, I can't admire my little brother! If you have something to say, it is my honor to be able to serve you and your eldest son! Please command! ”

He Xiaogang couldn't hold back anymore at this time, rolled his eyes angrily, and said extremely irritably

"You kid! No matter how weird it is, then it can roll as far as it goes! I don't even know how to say anything today! ”

Wang Jinbao was secretly glad when he heard this, he didn't directly pour the beans into the bamboo tube, even if this matter was as he expected, thinking about the same thing, then he couldn't say it, waiting for this kid to say it himself, so he pursed his lips and said with a happy smile

"Oops! Don't worry! What the hell is going on! You should tell me first, see if I know! ”

He Xiaogang saw that Wang Jinbao was playing dumb riddles for himself, so he had no choice but to leave the things promised to Fan Lei behind, and became a little irritable

"You kid just keep pretending to me! Since you kid don't want to say it, then I'll tell you! I heard people say today that we can take turns and go home for the New Year, is there such a thing? ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, thinking that it must be Fan Lei's broken mouth, smiling everywhere, calling He Xiaogang to say, it seems that it is really between three people, there is no so-called secret at all, but this matter, in a word, that is, I can't admit it even if I was killed, I wanted to say it directly, I had never heard of such a thing at all, but when I said this, it was clearly looking for scolding, so I scratched my head and became extremely embarrassed

"You know, I don't usually deal with people, so all kinds of news are known relatively late, to be precise, my news is relatively closed! That's right! I also just heard about it, and I was about to call you, but I didn't expect your call to come! But I don't know how to do it yet, how do you know, do you know how to do it? If you know, tell me about it! “