Chapter 710: The price of eating sweet potatoes is to fart stinkingly
The nanny and aunt came to the living room and said to Muzi: "Madame, it's snowing, I bought a lot of sweet potatoes in the market this morning, I'll cook some sweet potatoes later, can you taste them?" ”
Muzi nodded.
When Ice Cream and Coke heard the nanny and aunt say that it was snowing, they immediately got up from the ground and ran out the door.
The sky drifted with fine snowflakes and threw them on Coke's nose, and Ice Cream reached out to castrate the snowflake on his nose, but the snowflakes changed when they first reached the tip of his nose, and his hand stopped on Coke's nose, and Coke knocked his hand off, and said unhappily: "What are you doing?" ”
"I saw a piece of snow fall on your nose just now, don't you feel it?" Ice cream said.
Cola touched the tip of her nose, her nose was indeed a little cold, nodded and said, "I do feel a little cold on my nose, Brother Ice Cream, this is the second snow this year, what did you do in the last snow?" ”
Ice cream, hearing her ask him what he did in the last snow, he hurriedly said: "In the last snow, my father and I built a snowman in the yard and built a particularly big snowman, but I felt that those people were very ugly, my father couldn't build it, and he also said that he wanted to build a prosperous snowman for me, which was really laughing to death, and I am still laughing at the snowman that my father built for me." ”
"Your dad will build a snowman for you, but I feel that my dad works every day, and I rarely have the opportunity to see my dad, although my dad loves me very much, but I still hope that he can stay at home more with me and mom." Coke, a little sadly.
Ice cream thought about it, Coke's father is his housekeeper uncle, if he intercedes with his father and lets the housekeeper uncle often rest at home, then won't the housekeeper uncle be able to accompany Coke? Then Coke wouldn't be so sad and sad.
He immediately said to Coke: "Okay sister, your father is my housekeeper uncle, I can tell my dad to let my dad give the housekeeper uncle a holiday, and let the housekeeper uncle accompany you and Aunt Muzi more at home, okay?" ”
"Really? Can you really tell your dad to spend more time with my mom at home? Little Ice Cream Brother If you do this, I will definitely be very grateful to you, I will be very good to you in the future, and I will no longer bully you. As she spoke, she grabbed Ice Cream's arm with one hand.
Ice Cream turned his head and touched her little head, feeling more and more that Sister Coke was very cute, in fact, he had many times wished that his own mother could give him a sister, if he had such a cute sister as Sister Coke, he would be able to wake up with a smile in his dreams.
If he had a cute sister like Sister Coke, he would definitely spoil her every day, give her all the good things to eat, and would not let people in this world bully her sister
If anyone bullies his sister, he must be the first to stand up and protect his sister.
It's a pity, his mother's stomach has never moved, he is a little depressed, didn't his mother ask him if he wanted his sister? Doesn't that mean that you want to give him a sister? But it's been so long and it hasn't been implemented, and it's obvious that my sister has no hope.
"Son, Coke hurry up and eat sweet potatoes!" Su Yao came to the door and called the two children.
The two children heard the sweet potato, hurriedly turned around and returned to the house, the ice cream carefully looked at the sweet potato over and over again, this was the first time in his life to see the sweet potato, he stretched out his hand and touched it, soft, it felt very good to the touch, it looked strange, but I don't know how it tasted, and it looked so ugly.
"Mom, this sweet potato is so ugly, is it delicious? Isn't it so unpalatable? Have you ever eaten it? Ice cream asked innocently.
Su Yanxi shook her head, although she said that she had lived for two lives, but to be honest, she really hadn't eaten sweet potatoes, she had only seen them, when she was Shen Chenxi in her previous life, her family background was really good, and she had no chance to contact sweet potatoes at all.
"Your mother, I really haven't eaten sweet potatoes, but I heard that it's delicious, let's eat Muzi?" Su Yanxi said.
Muzi nodded, and said to the ice cream very seriously: "Sweet potatoes are really sweet and sweet, we have eaten Coke several times, this sweet potato Coke is the most favorite, if you don't believe it, you can ask your Coke sister if this is the case, did Aunt Muzi lie to you?" ”
The ice cream is really like Coke asked if the sweet potato is delicious, and Coke said very happily: "The sweet potato is delicious, it is soft and sweet, some are special noodles, there are the kind of sweet potatoes that are white inside, and there are also the kind of yellow sweet potatoes, I like to eat the yellow ones, the yellow ones are more delicious, and the white ones are too noodle and a little choking." ”
Coke said that the head is the way, the ice cream is really wanted to taste a bite, looked at Aunt Muzi, Aunt Muzi asked him to take a small break with his little hand tremblingly, want to bite down, Coke stopped him and said: "When you eat sweet potatoes, you have to peel the skin, the outer skin is not edible, although the skin has been washed clean, but the skin is not delicious, I suggest you still peel off the skin and then eat it, so it is more refreshing and delicious." ”
Ice cream nodded, like the skin of a sweet potato, after peeling it off, he took a bite gently, it was really sweet and delicious, he ate the small sweet potato in his hand in three or two bites, and then took another one and ate it.
Su Yanxi also dialed one The one in Su Yanxi's hand has not been eaten yet, his son has already eaten two or three ice creams, Muzi touched the little head of the ice cream and quipped: "Aunt Little Ice Cream will tell you one."
Do you know what happens if you eat too many sweet potatoes? ”
Ice cream shook his head, is there any side effect from eating too many sweet potatoes? If you know that there are side effects, he will not take it.
"What will happen if Aunt Muzi eats too many sweet potatoes?" Ice cream asked.
Seeing that Shao Ice Cream was so puzzled, Muzi laughed and said: "If you eat too many sweet potatoes, you will fart stink, you have to be careful when the time comes, don't put my house full of stinky farts, a dignified man has no image when he farts in front of others, and you will be embarrassed yourself!" ”
What the?
If you eat too many sweet potatoes, you will fart stink, and the ice cream can put down the sweet potato in his hand, and he didn't continue to eat it, in case he put a stinky fart in front of Sister Cola and Aunt Muzi, what should he do, his image is completely gone, he is usually a very clean and tidy little man in front of them, he doesn't want to fart in front of them.
Although he was always ready to keep himself from farting, after a while, he heard a pop and a small sound running out of his ass.
After Coke heard it, he didn't say anything, but Su Yanxi covered his mouth and laughed uncontrollably.
Ice Cream's face instantly became extremely red, she looked at Sister Cola and then at Aunt Muzi, hurriedly ran to her mother's side, and said seriously: "Mom is not allowed to laugh, what's so funny, isn't it just a stinky fart?" Wouldn't you? ”
Su Yanxi said with a special pity: "Don't say that your mother eats less sweet potatoes, you really won't eat so many sweet potatoes just now!" ”
"Didn't I see that sweet potato was delicious, so I couldn't help but eat a few more for a while, if I knew that eating sweet potatoes would make me stinky farts, I would definitely eat a little less, now I have no image, it's really annoying, Mom, I hate you, you are not allowed to laugh." Ice cream said, slapped his mother's arm twice, Su Yanxi laughed until he felt his stomach hurt.
When Muzi saw the ice cream, the kid blushed, like a ripe apple, and said to Su Yanxi: "Don't laugh, this is your son, don't you give your son a little face?" How did you become someone's mother, right? Ice cream, your mother will not be your mother at all, don't go home with your mother today, stay here with Aunt Muzi! ”
"It's better not to want Mom, let's go home quickly, okay? I beg you, I'm so cold, I need to go home and put on some clothes, it's so cold, really I'm going home, I haven't seen my dad in a long time, I miss dad a little, I want to see dad! ”
No matter what, it's the most important thing to get out of here now, no matter what, he has to convince his mother to leave Sister Coke's house and not let Sister Coke and Aunt Muzi look at him! jokes.
They weren't laughing, but he was really embarrassed.
Su Yan
Hee nodded, said goodbye to Muzi, and then returned home with her son.
As soon as he sat on the sofa at his house, the ice cream fluttered and released a long stinky fart, and Su Yanxi couldn't extricate himself from laughing.
Su Yanxi's laughter scared Fu Siyu who came out of the study, he didn't know what was going on, why was his little wife able to laugh like this?
"What's going on? Why are you smiling like this, what's wrong with your son? Why is your mother smiling like that? Tell Daddy what's funny! ”
Ice cream blushed and shook his head, Fu Siyu found that his son's face was wrong, hurriedly came to his son's side, stretched out his hand and touched his head, and then touched his head again and asked, "Son, what's wrong with you?" Is your face so red, is it a fever? Do I want to take you to see what happened to the doctor and my son? ”
The point is, what happened to Su Yanxi?
Su Yanxi covered his mouth and said: "Son, son, he has eaten too many sweet potatoes and has been farting, my God, I really can't stand it, this kid is serious every day like an adult, and now he finally has a little shortcoming, I caught it, I don't laugh at him a few times, let him go, I'm really sorry for me Su Yanxi!" ”
Fu Siyu now understood what was going on, coughed lightly, and the person didn't laugh out loud with a straight face.
Ice cream, seeing that his father didn't laugh at himself, he felt much better, to be honest, if his father was laughing at himself, he really felt that he should quickly find a river to solve himself.
His life and his image were all ruined, and he was ruined on the bodies of those sweet potatoes, I thought that eating sweet potatoes was a thing to enjoy, but I didn't expect to be able to pay such a price after eating, it was really speechless.
"Don't laugh Mom, you're not afraid of laughing, I'm so annoying, how can I have a mother like you!"
(End of chapter)
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