Chapter 1093 Entering an online relationship by mistake is as bitter as the sea

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking don't use the bean bag as dry food, my brother let you follow you in everything, I don't know if people still think that Wu Dalang is reincarnated, and he knows about baking cakes all day long, and he never knows dignity, and his brother doesn't give some color to see, you still think that you have become a sperm, so your eyes rolled

"Oops! Come on! Don't be at every turn to make your aunt long and your aunt short! First of all, your rank is not so high, and secondly, your teeth have not fallen out yet, so don't slap your swollen face and become fat! If you compare men to salt and women to sumptuous delicacies, they have the color and flavor of salt! No salt is just a table of leftovers! So in the world of women, if there is no man, life is not a paradise on earth, but a biting and cold underworld! So brother, I'm the sun god! ”

Li Chunyan was directly anxious, and wrote fiercely on her mobile phone

"Oh, if there is no sun, don't you walk at night, the moon can still be used as a lamp! Don't always think of yourself so big, don't forget that there is no braised carp to drink, and it is more comfortable to eat with dry fried hairtail! Don't waste your sister's time with your fallacies, and say when you owe me? ”

Wang Jinbao went crazy directly, thinking what a wonderful moment, wouldn't it hurt too much to talk about money, so he came directly

"Okay, I really don't know how you got into college, don't you know that the moon doesn't shine! Even if a woman is the moon, without the sun is a big rock! As for the money I owe you, the money on the love card, I didn't move at all, you take the excerpt and get it yourself, don't want it all day long, it's always so boring, okay? ”

I didn't expect Li Chunyan to say naughtily

"Oops! I didn't expect you to be a big boy! Why don't you get me a wad of money and let me stack planes and have fun! By the way, please open your dog's eyes and see clearly, sister, I didn't say that the moon can shine! And even if it's a big rock, it's a priceless meteorite when it falls on the earth! If you don't know, don't talk nonsense, otherwise it's easy to make people laugh off their big teeth! ”

Wang Jinbao directly wanted to turn off the phone, because at this moment he understood what it means to strayed into online dating, and since then, his brother has no self, so he breathed a sigh of relief and replied helplessly

"Oops! Don't forget, no matter how good a meteorite is, it's also a stone, and if it's put in the hands of a sheepherder, it's not easy to keep it in captivity! Fall into the pit, it's a stinky, hard stone! Although my brother is not a young man, but with my brother's temperament, at least he is a declining son! ”

Li Chunyan immediately changed the topic

"Oh, I'll take you and let me die! Don't you know that a phoenix that has lost its hair is not as good as a chicken! Wake up! Don't forget that although my sister and I don't have any money, the gifts sent by my sister have never been in the habit of settling accounts after the autumn! What should I do if I owe me? ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, since he didn't want money, and he didn't owe Hu Niu anything to promise, he thought that he must want to make a nameless fire himself

"Oh, didn't I tell you everything? If you really miss me, pray for me silently when you have nothing to do! ”

Li Chunyan had no intention of stopping

"Less nonsense, what do you owe me?"

Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, and replied helplessly

"Oh, please don't look for something to do, okay? So you tell me clearly, what do I owe you? ”

Li Chunyan saw that Wang Jinbao had completely disarmed and surrendered, and the text message at night also achieved the expected purpose, and replied with a pouting mouth

"I didn't expect you to ask what you owe me! Ah! How can you say such brute words! Hey, forget it, my young heart has been seriously traumatized again, okay, don't talk about it and talk too much about tears, you go to bed quickly! ”

Seeing this, Wang Jinbao was completely dumbfounded, because he really didn't know what he owed money to others, and when he was puzzled, his eyes lit up in an instant, and in the dead of night, he should have been lying in his arms, but he was hugging the quilt, and his heart must be like a cat scratching like himself, so he hurriedly replied

"Baby, I'm sorry! My brain is so slow! Kept you waiting so long! If you have to make me owe you! That's willing to spend a lifetime to pay back! But on this special night tonight, I'll give you a happy hug first! In the days to come, I will give you a long and sweet kiss! An unforgettable trip! An unexpected surprise! A pair of twins and a cosy home! ”

As a result, Li Chunyan replied directly

"What's that? For nearly 1,000 days and nights in three years, you left me in a strange environment and let me wash my face with tears all day long, is that what you owe? So I'm so much weight in your heart? No wonder they ignore me at every turn! It seems that I don't care because it's not important! Please disappear now! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that this guy was waiting here, but facts speak louder than words, he only met twice, and it was completely negligible in the long years, and then he thought about it

"Baby, I'm sorry! Let you be wronged! Then you say, how can I compensate you! ”

As a result, Li Chunyan came directly

"There's no sincerity at all, how can you let me tell you a girl about this kind of thing! It's only best if you're willing to say it! So for the sake of your stupid head, my sister plans to give you a chance to make up for it! Say you owe me something! Otherwise you don't want to sleep tonight! ”

Wang Jinbao lit a cigarette, thinking that he must not say too outrageous promises, nor can he deal with errands with rhetoric, that would be digging a hole for himself, and then scratched his head and replied

"Wife, I'm sorry, I owe you too much, but I know that I once gave you a promise, you entrust yourself to me for life, so today I will give you another promise, if you don't give up, I will live and die, I will love you well with my life, until you don't need me that day! I'm willing to use my life to make up for the good times I should have enjoyed! Do you think this will work? ”

Li Chunyan came directly

"Forget it, you dog's life, let's keep it for yourself! But you must always remember that as long as you are in my presence, you must be accustomed to me every day as if you were a queen! Spoil me! Take care of me! Otherwise, I don't need you one day, I will change my number directly, and I won't even give you the opportunity to say goodbye! No, I almost fell for you again, didn't you say that the oath was just a temporary lie? Can you change the trick, at least use your brain! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled, thinking that maybe this was a woman, obviously wanting to wear a skirt but saying that it was too short and unstable, so he took a puff of cigarette

"Oh, the oath is just a temporary lie, but today it is not an oath, but a plain promise, because the man who gives his life to you is the one who loves you the most!"

Li Chunyan made a sharp turn of 360 degrees

"Nasty! Sure you didn't lie to me! What is this going to do? ”

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