Shangguan Yunzhu glared fiercely, looked at the egg on his mouth, and was about to cry in an instant, thinking that it seemed that this kid was smarter than he imagined, and he actually saw through his intentions, but he must not give up his efforts, otherwise a plate of fried noodles will be eaten by two people, Wang Jinbao will definitely not be able to eat, and then his eyes turned and he pretended to be angry

"Don't forget! What I just said was that you finished the whole plate of fried noodles, but now you are unreasonable and give me the eggs, which is obviously a cheating! Therefore, if you don't finish eating eggs, Mrs. oral liquid is not an equipment overhaul, but a direct shutdown and closure! Where to go, where to save it, you weigh it yourself! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he still put the egg between Shangguan Yunzhu's mouth without moving, and then smiled evilly

"No way! I'm like this, it's my consistent style to be dead skinned, and to be reasonable with the person I love the most is nothing more than to talk to the emperor about national laws and family rules, so what is popular is unreasonable! Hurry up and eat! Eggs are generally taken out of the pot, and they must be eaten cold, otherwise the hot mouth will not be able to stand it, but you are now inked and inked, and when the fried noodles are cooled, my stomach can't stand it after eating, and when the pain rolls all over the ground, I'm afraid there will be no tears when I cry! Hurry up and eat! It's almost time! Seeing that class is about to start, girl, please hurry up! ”

When Shangguan Yunzhu heard this, she glared angrily, because although she knew that Wang Jinbao was playing Laipi, she had no way at all, and then her eyes rolled, thinking that compared to messing around, we girls are all masters, and said with a wicked smile

"That's it! No more nonsense! Hurry up and plug your broken mouth with rice, and now I will be annoyed to hear your voice! Don't do these today, sooner or later, be careful of your aunt and grandmother playing with you! ”

Wang Jinbao was even more exaggerated, responding to all movements without moving, always maintaining the same posture, putting the egg on Shangguan Yunzhu's mouth, and said with a wicked smile

"That's it! Don't play with me and cry again! Two troubles! Three hanged tricks! If you think the eggs are still a little hot, I'll blow them on you first! Then lick it with your tongue in all directions, and then feed you after passing the test, okay? In a word, if you don't finish the eggs today, I won't finish the fried noodles! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu glared at this with some despair when he heard this

"Know how to lick all day long! Lick! Lick! You are not afraid of the winter, and your dog's tongue will be frozen directly! You've licked it in all directions, and let me eat it, you're not disgusting, I'm still very sick! So now this plate of fried noodles is all yours now! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, still brought the egg to her mouth, and then stood up and said badly

"Didn't you say that loving one starts with eating leftovers? Aren't you the most fond drinker of men's nutrient solution? Don't you love me! So please stop inking! Otherwise, just wait for the two of them to be blocked at the school gate! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu opened his mouth very reluctantly, bit it hard, chewed it very reluctantly, and said through gritted teeth

"Don't be arrogant, young man! This revenge is not revenge, I will pay it back to you sooner or later, sister! And it's double! ”

Wang Jinbao saw that Shangguan Yunzhu had been completely conquered, not to mention how happy he was, so he ate a bite of fried noodles and fed Shangguan Yunzhu a mouthful of eggs, so that you and I have a mouthful, and the two of them have just finished eating.

Seeing that Shangguan Yunzhu hadn't wiped his mouth, he stood up in a hurry and walked towards the bar

"How much money does the boss have?"

As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Wang Jinbao to be in a hurry, so he pulled her to sit on the chair next to her

"What do you mean? Bullying me for having no money? I still think I'm poor and can't afford a bowl of fried noodles! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu glared at him angrily, and then said helplessly

"Oops! A bowl of fried noodles is not a table full of Han, are you so excited? Who pays the difference? Isn't it interesting to be so calculating for a day? ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and then said with a very weird smile

"It's not a question of a bowl of fried noodles or a table of wine, it's a matter of saying I'm in for a treat! Besides, in these years, who still pays for food! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu looked at him extremely puzzled when he heard this

"That's it! If you don't brag all day long, you'll die! Haven't you heard that there is no such thing as a free lunch? You don't pay for food, do you want to eat overlord meals? You are not afraid to wait for the boss and come out with a knife! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, patted Shangguan Yunzhu's shoulder, and then nodded at the waiter

"Beauty, old look! Brush your face!"

Shangguan Yunzhu looked at him in great confusion

"What's that? I've only heard that you can swipe your card when you eat, or is it the first time I've heard that you can swipe your face? ”

Wang Jinbao smiled very strangely, and then gently patted Shangguan Yunzhu's shoulder

"You're right, there's no such thing as a free lunch! But don't pay for meals, or eat overlord meals directly, that's a matter of scum, brother, I'm a celebrity, don't say it, at least I can't embarrass you! As for brushing his face when eating, that's because my brother is poor and can only brush his face! Let's go! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu glanced at it, thinking that he obviously had no money to hang up the account, and he was ashamed to say that he would brush his face, but he would really put gold on his face, but what men value most is face, even if he has money in his pocket now, he can't pay it anymore, but when they just walked to the door, they suddenly walked out of the bread room, and a young woman with heavy makeup and couldn't walk, walked to the bar and said angrily

"Waiter, old look! Get things out! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu stared at her, wrote a few words, and then twisted his butt and walked towards the box again, Wang Jinbao glanced at it and found that it was a courtesan who was mixed in with all kinds of gangsters, so he glared fiercely

"Let's go! Look at this kind of thing that leans on the lower body, cheats on eating and drinking, and you are not afraid of staining your eyes! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu glanced at it angrily

"Accumulate some virtue on the mouth, and grow hemorrhoids in a whisper! Besides, if you can brush your face, why can't people hang up the account! Didn't they all give money? ”

Wang Jinbao glared, then smiled evilly, and Shangguan Yunzhu whispered

"That's right, we didn't give any money, but my brother is currently brushing his face and owing it to the final unified settlement, and he pays out of his own pocket! And she's just an errand runner, but someone else pays for it! As for eating and drinking, you can only rely on your body to pay it back, so the biggest difference between her brother and her is that her brother brushes his face, but she is brushing his crotch! ”

Shangguan Yunzhu's face flushed instantly, and he shook Wang Jinbao away

"Oops! I've never seen such a foul-minded person as you! Thinking about problems can never be separated from the lower body! ”

Wang Jinbao found out that it was still early, so he grabbed Shangguan Yunzhu's hand, looked at it with a wicked smile and said

"Baby, I'm going to be a little dizzy, maybe malnourished, you don't know if you can give my wife some oral liquid!"