Chapter 407: The White Pig Accompanies the Cabbage Heavenly Immortal
Luan Shouping found that Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled upwards, knowing that this kid should be muddy again, once he makes a mistake, he never thinks through his brain, sometimes whoever comes out is difficult for boys to hear, let alone a weak woman like Wang Lining, in case he scolds and cries in a few words, the big guy can't hold it on his face, so he took the lead and said with a smile
"Oops! Long-haired beauty! Your words can be called a divine sword! One sentence is simply half of the brain, summed up to the fullest, without missing any point! Little brother, I'm ashamed of myself! ”
Wang Jinbao glared at Luan Shouping angrily, he wanted to ask what benefits Wang Lining gave him today, but he didn't expect Wang Jie to suddenly come out with a sentence
"Rabbit, you don't want to be here either, the pig laughs at the crow black, the crow laughs at the pig without color! Please remember, the world is as black as a crow, and so are the black pigs in the world! Don't forget! Pigs can't be white in the pen, and sheep can't tan in the mountains! Otherwise it would be impossible for the two of you to live in the same house! So quickly wipe your snot clean, see where no one hits, and where to play! We're still busy! I don't have time to play with you! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he angrily played in a circle, lit a cigarette, took a hard breath, and thought to himself What is wrong today, I have never found out before, the Seven Fairies actually have such a good eloquence, and the most incomprehensible thing for him is that these women, how suddenly, the skills of scolding people have changed from the scum of the soil to a set in an instant, and they don't have a dirty word, and they also have a bit of black humor, Luan Shouping's dear mouth, in front of everyone, directly scolded him as a pig and a crow, and looked at what the kid would do next, so he took a hard puff of cigarette to see how the kid coped.
When Luan Shouping heard this, he smirked vigorously, didn't refute or explain, just stared at Wang Jie intently, but Wang Jie was a girl after all, and so many people next to her were looking, so his face was flushed with shame, and he said while walking forward
"Oops! I'm really going to take you for a nervous! Looking at me with such wide eyes, could it be that I have writing on my face! The mouth is like a rotten apricot, and the bones in the sheep's head hall next to it are thrown out! You're going to smash you to death, too! ”
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao took a light puff of cigarette again, and his heart instantly blossomed, thinking that this kid went out today, should have you bought it or not, and was willing to meet love around the corner, until now she met Tai Sui at the corner, but this kid has to, Wang Jie's knife mouth, clean up this piece of soft tofu, otherwise he doesn't know what his surname is, but he didn't swallow the cigarette, and people came directly
"Oops! My dear! Although your appearance is shy and embarrassing, I see that it is all beautiful, although you don't write a word on your face, but from your face, it is full of stories! I want to hear your story, and I want to read your book, I wonder if you can give me a chance! As for why I laugh, because after seeing you, my world is full of happiness and I don't know anything else! As for why I laugh, because in your world, pigs are all black, but you don't know that there is also me, a white pig, who came to the house for you! As for why I laugh, because only when I laugh can you forget your troubles and become a cute little princess! My dear, I'll be your guide dog now, and I'll get a mobile phone card for you! ”
Wang Jinbao just smoked the cigarette, just swallowed it to his throat, and was directly choked to death by Luan Shouping's sour words, coughing for a long time, before he wiped away his tears and straightened his waist, Luan Shouping glared at him, and said extremely irritably
"Half-brain, slow down! No one is stealing that cigarette from you! Isn't my confession a classic? Not creative? Haven't you heard that giving roses to others leaves a lingering fragrance? Are you exaggerating that? In case you die of excitement, a few of us will send you wreaths! Hurry back to the house and stay, don't wander around, and watch out for the policeman, who will arrest you like a bad guy! ”
Wang Jinbao glared at him angrily, thinking to himself You kid, since you open your mouth and close your mouth to kill a bad guy one after another, then simply brother will be a complete bad guy today, and see what you kid can do to me, but if you think about the stupidest person, you will use force to solve the problem, and then you can kill two birds with one stone in a few words, why bother to fight, and then rolled his eyes, gently rubbed the cigarette on the ground, and swished straight up the pressure plate, Chong Luan Shouping gave a thumbs up, and said very excitedly
"Oops! It's really a master in the folk! I didn't think the rabbit was so talented, and the big guy didn't find out for so many years, it's just a condescension! Your confession can be called the most classic confession in 2006! To sum it up in eight words, that is the white pig with the cabbage fairy! You are simply happier than the spring Zhu Bajie! Hurry up and accompany the Seven Fairies to buy a mobile phone! ”
As soon as the words fell, Wang Caiqin was unhappy, but she helped her eyes and said a little angrily
"Jinbao Spring is shining on Zhu Bajie, what is the relationship between Zhu Bajie and the Seven Fairies, department, the seven of us and Luan Shouping and you, it's just an ordinary classmate relationship, please don't open your mouth to talk nonsense, be careful that a few of us tear your mouth apart!"
Wang Jinbao glanced at the seven monsters in front of him, and thought to himself that if the seven fairies grow up like you, don't talk about Zhu Bajie, they would rather become a delicacy in the world than meet you, even if the seven fairies find themselves like you, they jump directly into the heavenly pool and drown, they will never come to the world to be scary.
But just when Wang Jinbao was about to accept the move, he didn't expect Luan Shouping to suddenly smile happily
"Oops! Ladies and gentlemen! You have nothing to do and what are you doing with a half-brain! I know you are all kind, Jinbao said that it is brains, but in fact, it is not much different from fools, and it is also a part of the vulnerable group, and we should give corresponding care! Besides, we still have important things to do, in case we go late, the mobile company is off work! You won't be able to get your calling card! Therefore, I advise all sisters, take a deep breath, dissipate your breath, and I will take you to apply for a card! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he instantly felt as if he was going to spit out the pure milk he drank in the morning, and glared at Luan Shouping fiercely, thinking that chasing his girlfriend to chase you is really ashamed of the boys in our class, pull one at random on the street, which one is not as beautiful as Wang Jie, it seems that the radish and cabbage have their own love, but since the seven fairies are gone, they did not provoke them, so they hummed a little song and walked towards the hotel, but it didn't feel right while walking, and then immediately turned around and shouted
"Rabbit, if you don't give me the room card, brother, how can I enter the door!"