Wang Baoqiang took a look, thinking that usually the uncle's eyes are glaring, you kid is so scared that the hairs on his body can stand up, today this is eating bear heart leopard guts, he actually dared to play a big knife in front of Guan Gong, he wanted to clean up with his fists and feet, but then he wanted to beat people, only people who have no brains, stupid things to do, looking at his face red and slightly drunk, I thought that since you love face, then I will let you lose face, and even the inner child is lost, and the shame is thrown to grandma's house

"Oops! Look at what you said, Xueba, although I usually don't study well, I've heard this encounter sentence, but there's a question you probably don't know? ”

Wang Jinbao's title of Xueba was not fabricated out of thin air, and he didn't pay attention to the question raised by the scumbag, so he looked at it with extreme disdain

"Please advise!"

Wang Baoqiang said with a smug smile

"Do you know why dogs look down on people?"

Wang Jinbao suddenly felt extremely excited

"Are you stupid for drinking, how can you scold yourself for being a dog! As for why dogs see people low, I can't answer this question, I can't study the dog's vision system for a break! ”

Wang Baoqiang glanced at it

"Oh well! Since Xueba doesn't know, then I'll tell you about it today, because dogs are reptiles, and they look at people from different angles! And by the way, I didn't underestimate you, the reason why you broke your drinking ring is to help you grow up quickly and become a man who stands up to the sky! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"What's that? Drink two taels of cat urine, and you will become a man who stands up to the sky? Your bar is too low, isn't it? ”

Wang Baoqiang's eyes rolled

"Of course! A man's ability to drink is just one of the basic elements!! ”

Wang Jinbao didn't wait for him to finish, and said a little incredulously

"According to your meaning, how can there be a second or a third?"

Wang Baoqiang smiled evilly

"Haven't you heard that unfilial piety is the greatest? So have to have a girlfriend! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless directly, eager to tear his mouth off and hang it directly on the toilet wall, so that the teachers and students of the school could wash it well

"Okay, I know that pigs can't spit out ivory in their mouths! Besides, you're not an elephant either! I can't figure it out, why are you so vicious, according to your meaning, let me break the alcohol ring first, and then break the color ring? In the end, are you lighting a cigarette for me, and then say that a cigarette after dinner will beat the living immortals? ”

Wang Baoqiang grabbed Wang Jinbao's fingers

"Xueba, watch your behavior! This is not only undignified, but also inconsistent with your identity, don't forget that when one finger is pointed at someone, four fingers are pointed at yourself! And what good things do you think about all day long, I don't have a girlfriend all day, and the idle resources you bring make your kid break the color ring? ”

Wang Jinbao slowly withdrew his hand, then burped and asked a little puzzled

"Haven't you heard that falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan? Besides, if you don't break the color ring, even if you have a girlfriend, you still can't have children? ”

Wang Baoqiang was immediately overjoyed when he heard this, and touched Wang Jinbao's head

"Oops! I didn't expect you kid to be an acute kid! But you may forget, we are still students now, and we only have girlfriends to demand perfect love, and as for the things that make villains, it's all after marriage! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it a little impatiently, thinking to himself not to be so kind, you just have a girlfriend to find the perfect love, do you believe it yourself? Have you ever seen a cat that doesn't eat fish? Are you just getting a girlfriend for, sleeping next to you at night just to watch, you think you're like me, you have a bottom line of not fighting, not playing drugs, and not harming girls, so you said a little angrily

"Okay, you can't do this, you can't do that! You don't have to detour me anymore, just say what I should do to prove that I am a man who stands up to the sky? Doing this is what I mean by breaking the color ring? ”

Wang Baoqiang found that the time was ripe, so he said with some excitement

"Actually, nothing? Now you just need to go to the dormitory next door, go in and walk around, go in and tell Li Juan that I am looking for her, and then come out You are a pure master! As long as you can successfully ask her out to me, then you are the best pure master! ”

Wang Jinbao was anxious in an instant

"What do you mean by the surname Wang? Do you think I'm as as you are! What am I doing in the girls' dormitory when I have nothing to do? Besides, why don't you go? ”

Wang Baoqiang glared

"Look at what you said, we may have been a family five hundred years ago, what can I mean! In fact, I not only want to go over and go around their dormitory, but I also want to sleep in the Chase bunk in their dormitory all the time! The point is that I'm chasing Li Juan, she has been hiding in the dormitory and can't come out, so I want to borrow your face and ask her out for my brother! By the way, you will break the color ring! Isn't this the best of both worlds, you see you're still in a hurry! ”

Wang Jinbao was already a little drunk, so his teeth only rattled

"Get out of the way! Five hundred years ago, I would rather be a pig than you! I advise you to take advantage of the early death of this heart! ”

After speaking, Wang Jinbao turned around and left, but as soon as he walked to the door, the north wind blowing in his face almost froze him back to the Quaternary Ice Age, and the sweat that had just been feverish, was instantly wrapped in a thin layer of ice, and the most terrible thing was the things in the stomach, under the influence of alcohol, it also began to jump up and down violently, and then retched twice, but it only thundered and did not rain, and he did not vomit at all.

Wang Jinbao hurriedly leaned against the wall, wanted to slow down a little, and then hurried back to the classroom to study on his own, but at this time Wang Baoqiang was very attentive, came over to help him walk into the dormitory again, and quickly took out the rice jar from his bag, took out the porcelain lunch box, poured some hot water and handed it to him

"Oops! You said that you haven't drunk liquor, why do you want to be reckless, drink all the wine in the bottle in one go, and don't say anything about how many of our brothers will drink, and if you drink too much, and you will be discovered by the warlord at that time, then don't you want to peel us alive, hurry up and drink some hot water! Then lie down and wait until the wine wakes up before going to class! ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as Wang Jinbao took a breath, Wang Baoqiang gave Zhao Fei a look, and then Zhao Fei snatched the lunch box

"Who asked you to take my lunch box to drink water, I was surprised, I went to the dormitory next door in broad daylight, called the girls in our class, and pulled the red line for Boss Wang, you should be a shrinking turtle, my lunch box is for pure masters, not for raising shrinking turtles?"

Wang Jinbao stood up

"Who are you scolding for calling the turtle king bastard! It's called Li Jing next door, right? Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, grandpa will go and call you now! ”