On the stone bed.

Jiang Yun had a bitter face, sighed, and looked helpless.

And all this, naturally, was seen by the old monkey.

It groaned for a moment, then slowly approached.

"My lord, I have a few treasures for you, and I am sure you will be satisfied. ”

Seeing Jiang Yun's sad face, the old monkey couldn't bear it and wanted to enlighten him.

"Baby?"

Jiang Yun was stunned.

What is the treasure of this old monkey?

The old monkey came to Jiang Yun and unhurriedly took out a few yellowed booklets from the clothes made of leaves.

These booklets are very old, with slightly rolled up pages around them, slightly damaged, and they seem to be very old and have been read countless times.

The few big characters on the cover are a little blurry because of the fading.

Far away.

Jiang Yun couldn't read the name on the book.

But when the old monkey took out these booklets, Jiang Yun seemed to think of a movie played by Zhou Xingxing.

That's right, this scene is exactly like the plot of "Kung Fu", the same.

It's just the classic line: "Young man, I see your bones are amazing......"

The only thing that has changed, perhaps, is that the old beggar has become an old monkey.

"In the early years, the old monkey I had traveled down the mountain for many years, in a chance opportunity, the old monkey I picked up these cheats, at first the old monkey did not understand the role of the cheats, but after so many years of research, finally found some way. ”

"I believe that with the talent of the king, in time, he will be able to understand the mysteries. ”

"At that time, the king must return to his former style and raise the majesty of my monkeys. ”

The old monkey had a sworn expression, looking at its appearance, it couldn't be wrong.

Not to mention, this old monkey has a bit of talent for pyramid schemes, at least these words aroused Jiang Yun's curiosity.

"Old monkey, what kind of book is this?"

Jiang Yun's eyes showed a little curiosity.

"The king will see it when he sees it. ”

The old monkey smiled but did not answer, which was very mysterious.

"Oh?"

Seeing that the old monkey was pretending to be mysterious, Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows.

Could it be that it's a golden finger?

Thinking of this, Jiang Yun finally smiled.

It's okay, it's okay, this old man hits the street, and he still knows that there is a golden finger, such a thing.

Jiang Yun was a little fortunate and let out a long sigh of relief.

Take the booklet from the old monkey.

Jiang Yun wiped it carefully as if he had caught a treasure.

"After waiting for a long time, this golden finger is finally online. ”

Jiang Yun sighed with relief.

But when his gaze fell on the few big characters on the cover, his expression was deeply frozen, and the smile on his face was also fading little by little.

"This ......"

Looking at the name of the cover,

Jiang Yun's breath was discharged,

Some couldn't believe their eyes.

Saw

A few booklets,

Each has a name like this:

"Thirty-six Strategies of the Emperor and the Imperial Maiden"

"On Several Ways of the Old Man's Car"

How is the God of Guns made?"

"Run, My Little Second Brother"

"Awesome, My Hanging Master"

opened the booklet, and sure enough, the scenes of competing with each other and men fighting each other made Jiang Yun stunned for a while.

This fucking setting is simply amazing.

At first, he thought it was a famous martial arts that could be taken by such a god palm.

How......

The old monkey in front of him actually took out such a few broken things.

It's a shame on me monkeys!

Jiang Yun's gaze at the old monkey completely changed.

This is definitely not a serious monkey.

And the old monkey's cloudy gaze is just the opposite.

It seemed a little shy, its face was crimson, and it was shy like a young girl who had just been serious, and even turned its head shyly.

Only, in the second moment it turned its head.

Jiang Yun saw that in the depths of the old monkey's eyes, there was a look of affection.

Suddenly, Jiang Yun's chrysanthemum tightened.

This style of painting......

It seems to be a bit spicy.

This old monkey,

It doesn't mean anything like that, does it?

Jiang Yun swallowed in fear.

If something really happens to this barren mountain and wilderness, if something really happens, I'm afraid it will ......

Jiang Yun didn't dare to imagine.

No wonder it is rumored on the Internet that boys should protect themselves outside.

There is, it seems, for a reason.

After all, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of monkeys.

In addition to grief and indignation, Jiang Yun lowered his head.

But as soon as he lowered his head and looked at the booklet, his expression became even more helpless.

This thing, can't it really be a golden finger, right?

Is it possible to rely on the skills in the room to fight?

But isn't that what a thief does?

Feelings for this fan who hit the street, do you want to write a story about a lewd monkey who pops the sky?

"Alas...... It's scary to think about. ”

Jiang Yun's expression was very melancholy.

The current situation is quite dangerous.

Inadvertently, he seemed to think of something he shouldn't have thought about.

Suddenly, the air was quiet.

One man and one monkey, without words.

But there are strange colors in the eyes.

"Old monkey, how long have you been in this mountain?"

After being silent for a while, Jiang Yun mustered up the courage to finally ask such a question.

The old monkey stretched out four thick fingers, grinned, and replied with a smirk: "It's only forty years." ”

"Is there a female monkey in this mountain?"

"In the early years, there were, but since 20 years ago, due to various reasons, the female monkey has become extinct, so ......"

The old monkey didn't finish speaking, he seemed to feel sad, and he stopped talking, but in those eyes, there were hidden tears flashing.

It can be seen that this is a lonely old monkey.

"Old monkey, stretch out your hand and show this king. ”

Jiang Yun wanted to verify the idea in his heart.

The old monkey was very confused and didn't know what to mean, but he still honestly stretched out his palms.

Just a glance.

Jiang Yun's expression began to become complicated.

He looked up at the sky and sighed leisurely: "This is really a pair of hands full of human affection. ”

The old palms are densely covered with white thick cocoons, which are of different shapes and sizes, and there are dozens of them.

If it weren't for the battle-hardened,

How could this be the case?

"Old monkey, can you wield knives and guns?"

"Such a barbaric thing, I have never touched the old monkey for half my life. ”

"Comrade Old Monkey, it's really hard for you old man, you are still fighting on the front line at a young age. ”

Jiang Yun clasped the old monkey's hand and burst into tears with excitement.

Looking at this age, I'm afraid I'm seventy or eighty years old, right?

"It's not hard, it's not hard. ”

The old monkey is very modest, and it can be seen that it is also a decent person.

But Jiang Yun collapsed.

It's cocooned, isn't it hard?

Others are dancing with knives and guns, but they are not in the same situation as you.

"Old monkey, let's be straight, how many times a day?"

Jiang Yun was too lazy to say anything, and asked directly.

"Just once a day. ”

The old monkey took a deep breath and felt helpless.

Its little secret was discovered.

"Once a day?"

Jiang Yun didn't believe it, who was this fooling?

The cocoons are three or four centimeters thick.

Actually say once a day?

He is a social monkey who has experienced nine-year compulsory education in the 21st century.

Is it so easy to be deceived?

I think that at the beginning, when Sister Cang was the enlightenment teacher, he was quite serious in class, and he didn't even blink his eyes.

If you describe it in eight words.

It must be: full attention, concentration.

Only this eight-character mantra can show that my Chinese man's enthusiasm is strong.

What's more, judging from Jiang Yun's experience of being single for twenty-six years, he is very sure that the old monkey in front of him is definitely lying!

"Old monkey, do you dare to deceive this king?"

Jiang Yun pointed to the old monkey's hand calloused and said in a low voice.

"Old monkey, I, just hit it until dawn, and it wasn't a big deal, but the king, you ask tightly, and I have to be cheeky about the old monkey. ”

The old monkey seemed to remember something, his eyes were confused, and he muttered to himself.

Seeing the old monkey's casual answer, Jiang Yun was finally stunned.

The realm of pretending to be forced like this has reached the point where the clouds are light and the wind is light.

It's almost a cigar hanging from his mouth, which sets off the invincible and lonely atmosphere.

This old monkey can shoot until dawn?

Jiang Yun only understood at this moment,

He's just too superficial.

Actually, with the concept of the 21st century,

to look at this old monkey.

You know,

This is an old monkey in the mountains,

Comprehended "How is the Gun King made?"

Isn't it comparable to an ordinary monkey?

After thinking about this, Jiang Yun was a little desperate, he couldn't figure out the routine of this novel.

Even, he once felt deep doubts about his IQ.

Can a novel be written like this now?

Jiang Yun's worldview,

was refreshed,

And it's been refreshed very thoroughly.

maybe

The world of street writers,

The great gods never understand.

As if, genius is on the left, and madman is on the right.

......

After half ringing.

"Alas......" Jiang Yun sighed faintly, "Old monkey, you go down, I want to be quiet." ”

With that, he waved his hand, like a fly, and let the old monkey go.

Hear the words.

The old monkey's cloudy gaze was slightly complicated.

It stood for a long time, silent.

The old monkey knows,

It hurt the teenager's heart.

After all

Man,

There will always be jealousy over these little things.

I still remember when I was a child, I would pee higher than anyone.

Alas......

Who made this monkey king, or a child?

If you knew it earlier, you shouldn't have exposed your strength.

The old monkey felt deeply guilty.

It also wants to keep a low profile, but its strength doesn't allow it!

Is it its fault that this shot was made to dawn?

The old monkey shook his head and sighed.

It knows that it is useless to say anything at this point,

Only let the king be quiet,

Only in this way,

Maybe it can soothe the inferiority complex in the king's heart.

"The king rested, and the old monkey retired first. ”

The old monkey was reluctant to glance at Jiang Yun.

Regret to leave.

When the old monkey left, Jiang Yun rubbed his head in distress, how should this be?

I feel like the Monkey King, it's hard to be it.

doesn't even have a gold finger, what kind of protagonist to be?

Could it be that I am going to embark on the road of becoming a monkey at the beginning and relying on deception in the harem?

"Drop. ”

"Check the host identity. ”

"The host is eligible for system binding. ”

"The Three Realms Domination System is being opened for you. ”

Listening to the cold electronic sound, Jiang Yun was a little depressed, he was almost desperate, so he came out?

"As Goldfinger, you can't get there early?"

Jiang Yun couldn't help but complain.

The system prompts: "Goldfinger may be late, but it is never absent." ”

Jiang Yun: "......"

It turns out that the system can still be so skinny?

"Then the meaning of your existence is ......"

Jiang Yun wanted to know what was the difference between this golden finger.

System Prompt: "From today onwards, under the cultivation of this system, you will conquer the Three Realms and become the master of the Three Realms." ”

"What is there to be about the Lord of the Three Realms, it is better to be more leisurely in this chaotic day. ”

Jiang Yun refused.

Conquer the Three Realms?

Is it that easy?

Could it be that the immortal cultivators in this world have their heads pinched with dough?

The system prompts: "After becoming the master of the Three Realms, you can flop every day and let the fairies warm the bed." ”

"Ahem. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yun coughed lightly.

Then, he said very seriously:

"Actually, I think it's okay to conquer the Three Realms, after all, every man has a dream, who wants to be a salted fish?"

"The conquest of the Three Realms, I think!"

As he spoke, Jiang Yun smiled and gave a thumbs up, very satisfied.

He knows

The famous philosopher Wang Jingze's law of true fragrance,

It's messing around again.

It's really, so naughty.

He liked it, though.

The system prompts: "The host agrees to conquer the Three Realms and gives a newcomer gift pack." ”

Then, in front of Jiang Yun, a simple panel appeared.

Host: Jiang Yun

Race: Demon

Cultivation: Enlightenment Realm (Second Technique)

Exercises: None

Luck: 20

Incense: 0

Merit: 0

Inventory: Newcomer Pack (1)

Jiang Yun taps the inventory and clicks on the newcomer package.

Suddenly, the red gift box opened, blooming with colorful light.

The system prompts: "Congratulations to the host for winning the Wheel of Fortune draw." ”

System prompt: "Congratulations to the host for getting a pet egg." ”