When Li Botao heard this, he directly sprayed a quilt full of wine, and said with a smile while wiping his tears

"Oops! You two are really interesting, smoking a cigarette can make a second father, and drinking tea can make a big nephew! Then I don't want to sip wine anymore, won't I become a fairy and his uncle! In this way, don't you have a son and a grandson? You two are just so funny! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at the three living treasures in front of him, and was instantly happy, thinking that he would not worry about this half a month, no one would accompany him to be happy, as long as they came back from work, handed over the cigarettes, and chatted well, and then they told themselves about the customs and customs of the Northeast, and it was best to tell them about the secrets of the Northeast gentlemen not getting drunk, and wait for fifteen days to stay enough, and go down to teach these boys a good lesson, so that they can talk all day long, after they like to get drunk with me, they watched me look foreign, and the result was that he was thinking about Wang Pengze next, When how to deal with it, Zhang Xudong directly threw the teacup towards the quilt and said while crawling towards Li Botao's upper bunk

"Good boy! You actually dare to change the law, bullying Lao Tzu, I haven't studied! Then if you don't practice today, you are called uncle, and this matter is not over! ”

Wang Pengze was even more exaggerated, directly threw the cigarette he had just lit on the ground and stepped on it twice, jumped on the table with an arrow step, followed by three times and five divided by two, kicked his shoes, grabbed Li Botao's ears, and gritted his teeth with hatred

"Oops! Why are you so distressed! Why don't I know when I have an uncle like you who doesn't have a hairy mouth! I don't think you drink much, I think you drink too much! Why don't I make you a pot of high-quality Longjing and give you a good hangover! What else do you want to be for the gods! Why are you so shameless! ”

Li Botao hurriedly begged for mercy again and again

"That's right! I drank too much! Start talking nonsense! If you had a pot of tea, it would have been quicker to decant the wine, but I only have wine and no tea here, or you will spread it yourself first, and you will have to crush the bed board, then it will be troublesome! I'll ask for tea with Xudong later, sober up the wine well, and promise that I won't dare to talk nonsense in the future, you see if this will work! ”

Unexpectedly, Zhang Xudong was even more desperate, directly pinched Li Botao's mouth, and gritted his teeth with hatred

"Oops! Please, don't embarrass us Northeast gentlemen again? You haven't finished the pot, you will say that you drank too much, how can you be embarrassed to say it, I feel blushing for you! You say you're more than two! Also the second uncle of the fairy, may I ask what are you still a fairy and his second! I don't know who you're giving me today, believe it or not, I'll tear off your mouth, hang it outside the window and dry it for you, and I'll keep you for the wine when it's over! ”

Li Botao hurriedly broke Zhang Xudong's hand away, and said with a flushed face

"That's it! Brother I was wrong! I don't dare to talk nonsense in the future, please be merciful, don't tear my mouth off, otherwise how will I drink! Don't worry, I won't do it again, can you get off me first, my intestines are about to be crushed by you! If you have anything to say, let's discuss it, okay! ”

Wang Pengze found out that this kid was dying, and he dared to joke about himself, and continued to talk about the train, so he said with a wicked smile at Zhang Xudong

"Brother, this kid said he wanted to drink Hulongjing to relieve hangover, do you still have tea there? I'll make a pot of tea for this kid, let him sober up well, and always remember that you can eat food and drink wine indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, especially if you have nothing to do with the gods! If you offend the gods and immortals, the consequences will be very serious! ”

Zhang Xudong was stunned for a moment, and then immediately understood, pressed Li Botao's belly, looked at Wang Pengze and said

"Brother, look at what you asked, brother, I am a tea lover, how can there be no tea! Don't say it's Longjing, the limited edition big red robe, all the ones in the cabinet are moldy! But I'm sorry, even if my tea leaves are taken out and burned to smell the tea, I won't give this kid a little drink! Because I was afraid of the tea farmer and cried! There are also people who have given you uncle, why are you still thinking, give this guy a hangover, you kid has nothing wrong with his brain! Don't forget! People are good at being kicked by donkeys, horses are good at being ridden, you can't be too honest, otherwise you will be the farmer who was bitten by a snake! ”

Wang Pengze smiled.

"Hey! Good brother, I can't help it! If you want to blame me, blame me for being too kind! Watching others live in dire straits, I don't help, and I have nightmares when I sleep at night! ”

Li Botao glanced at it, thinking that as the saying goes, a good appearance is born from the heart, you don't pee and take a photo, you are now so fierce and evil, and the king of Hades has a headache when he sees it, aren't you afraid of being defiled, and the words "Kindness in your heart saves people from fire and water", but at present, you are two to one, or don't refute it, and the most important thing is that you are at a disadvantage, talking more is tantamount to looking for you to fight, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Oops! Pengze! You're so right, although you're a little bit big and three thick, but everyone has a bodhisattva heart! You're such a good person! ”

Wang Pengze glanced at it, first smiled faintly, and then immediately pulled his face two feet long, and said gloomily

"Xudong! For this kind of guy who eats people's food, doesn't talk to people, and doesn't do anything, making a pot of tea is still a waste of tea, you break his mouth for me now, and I'll give him a drink directly, extremely, Pintie Guanyin! ”

Zhang Xudong was directly happy when he heard this, thinking that this guy is simply too bad, such a bad move, he can actually think of it, it is really no one is convinced now, only he is alone, but after all, everyone is an adult, and playing such a game is indeed a bit weak, wise, but thinking of this kid just now, taking the opportunity to take advantage of him, he is angry and does not fight in one place, even if he scares him, it will scare him half to death, so he pinched his mouth and said with an extremely bad smile

"Okay! I promise to tear this kid's mouth open for you, let him taste it well, and completely cure his nonsense! ”

Li Botao found these two boys, so he pushed his hand away, his eyes widened, and said to Zhang Xudong

"You two have suffered a thousand cuts, just talk about it, you still really do it! I really think that the tiger is not powerful, you think that you are sick and did not take medicine! If you dare to stretch out your hand again, believe it or not, I'll break it for you directly, unscrew it and feed it directly to the dog! ”

Wang Pengze was speechless for an instant when he saw this, and said to Zhang Xudong extremely irritably

"Oops! You said that you are a big man, is your hand suppurated! I can't even subdue a lying drunk, I don't know what else you can do! Please give me some strength and quickly break this kid's mouth open! ”

Zhang Xudong found that Li Botao was a little anxious, in case he went too far, if he would fight again, it would be a real joke, almost enough, and then his eyes rolled and he said a little irritably

"Ouch! You kid really dare to say anything, in case you pee on my hand, please how can I eat in the future! ”