Chapter 11: Teasing Uncle Nine
"Congratulations to the Taoist on his birthday, a mere gift is not a tribute."
"Happy birthday to the Taoist, there are not many gifts, don't dislike it."
"Happy birthday Uncle Nine."
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Uncle Nine accompanied the gentry to drink tea on the second floor, and Ah Qiang greeted the guests below, how could he not have a gift as an apprentice, and the two eldest sons under his command were bought as gifts.
"You two fools, what about the gift I asked you to buy, what's in this sachet?"
"You gave us two coins, one to buy this sachet, and the other to put in it, so that it would be a gift."
"What's that? Such a big box, it can't be something you stole from, right? ”
"It's ......"
Before the two subordinates finished speaking, they were directly taken away by Ah Qiang, and the two subordinates glanced at each other, and they also went upstairs with Ah Qiang to sit together.
Halfway through the meal, Cuong began to behave again, and asked the local gentry and celebrities to sing a song with him to congratulate the master on his birthday.
Everyone felt that it should be, so they sang the happy birthday song in unison.
"Wrong, wrong, not this one, listen to me!"
"There is only a master in the world, and there is a master's apprentice like a treasure......"
Ah Qiang sang for a while, and the gentry who were eating together began to coax Ah Qiang to take out his gifts, since they were so filial, the gifts would definitely not be less.
Ah Qiang took out the sachet just now and handed it to Uncle Nine tremblingly.
"What's inside such a small sachet?"
"I think it's jade!"
Ah Qiang was also a little embarrassed to listen to the surrounding discussions, and Uncle Nine took the sachet and saw that it was a coin and glanced at Ah Qiang fiercely, and also perfunctory the curious gentry.
"Master, this is also a gift for you!"
Ah Qiang saw that Uncle Jiu's face was wrong, so he took the gift box he had just snatched from the two subordinates and handed it to Uncle Jiu.
When the two men saw this, they asked for a leave of absence like Cuong, and then left together, but they knew what was inside.
"What is this?"
"It's jade so small just now, this one is so big, it's amazing!"
Or the two gentry just now, it can be described as a divine sword, after Uncle Nine opened it, a fist bounced straight into his face, although it didn't hurt, but in front of the public, Ah Qiang gave Uncle Nine this thing, obviously teasing him.
"Ah Qiang! Are you going to give me this? ”
Uncle Jiu's smile gradually became perverted, and he turned his head and asked Ah Qiang with a smile.
"Uncle Nine hasn't laughed like this for a long time."
"yes, the last time he laughed like that, several people died."
"Really?"
"Of course, what did I lie to you?"
From beginning to end, the dialogue between the two gentry was very interesting, and Ah Qiang also trembled and told Uncle Nine to buy another more interesting one for him.
"You don't have to come back after you buy it, go home and wait for me to play with you."
"Oh, got it."
"Uncle Nine, forget about those unhappy things, let's drink!"
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Ah Qiang also went home with them after teaching his two subordinates, and at the same time, Mao Shan Ming was also preparing to save his two big ghosts and small ghosts.
Quietly sneaked into the place where Uncle Jiu stored ghosts, there were no less than dozens of wine jars here, and each wine jar was a ghost thing, and Mao Shanming didn't know which two jars were big treasures and small treasures.
Since I don't know each other, I can only use the stupidest way to find them one by one.
"Dabao, is that you?"
"You're bigger!"
"Xiaobao, is that you?"
"I'm not Xiaobao, I'm sorghum."
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Mao Shanming casually opened an altar and found that it was a female ghost, and just as he was about to leave, he was discovered by Uncle Nine and Ah Qiang, who came to hear the news.
At this time, Uncle Nine had already finished eating, and the time at this time was already two hours after the banquet.
The female ghost screamed when she saw Uncle Nine and was scared away, as for Maoshan Ming, she was also very surprised, obviously Uncle Nine was eating, why did he come back?
"Brother Dao, this kind of thing can't be provoked, as fellow disciples, you should know about the first precept of Maoshan, right?"
"I know, good and evil are opposed, and they will fight for life."
"Know you're still raising ghosts? And raised two? The world is big, not to mention two meals, even if it is three meals and one night, there is nothing rare, when those two things are with you, is your life getting more and more difficult? ”
Mao Shanming nodded helplessly, the life before he didn't raise ghosts was very sad, and after he raised ghosts, it was even more sad, because not only did he have to eat, but also the two ghosts of Dabao and Xiaobao had to eat.
"The ghost is an ominous thing, it has 18 kinds of calamities of poverty, sorrow, decay, calamity, shame, malice, sorrow, pain, sickness and death.
"I'll give you back this first, how to decide for yourself, Ah Qiang, let's go!"
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Mao Shanming left Uncle Jiu's house and came to the street to break the jar, the big ghost and the little ghost came out, and then Mao Shanming discussed with the two of them that it was time to separate.