Chapter 531 tacitly
To tell the truth, the first time he entered the kitchen, he called for a glass of wine, and he was afraid of being recognized, so he had to enter the kitchen a second time and correct his mistake, this time the cup was indeed filled with tea, not wine.
However, because the glass was filled with wine, there was still a residual smell of alcohol.
Huo Yunting tried his best to protect Mr. Yixiu's face, and it was inconvenient to find out the truth, so he said implicitly: "Oh, I'm too sensitive, and I smell tea as wine." ”
Jing Yu also tried his best to help Mr. Yixiu speak: "The teacup that Mr. drank may have been filled with wine by other monks, so we smelled the wine, sir, you must find out who drank the wine." ”
Mr. Yixiu patted the table: "Yes, the poor monk also smelled the smell of wine wafting from the cup held by the poor monk, this cup must have been filled with wine by the monks of this temple, and the poor monk found out, and he must be expelled from this temple." ”
Huo Yunting and Jing Yu looked at each other and smiled, tacitly.
Mr. Ikyu thought that the two of them didn't know that they had drunk a glass of wine, so he breathed a sigh of relief, spit out a string of haha, and said, "Sensitive and delicious, eat without shame, the two donors eat quickly, eat more, and eat while it's hot." ”
Jing Yu and Huo Yunting deliberately let him get through the trick, and then played a string of haha, saying, "Mr. drink tea slowly." ”
In total, at this fasting meal, Mr. Yixiu first drank a glass of wine, then a cup of tea, and ate countless high-end meat and vegetarian dishes, while Huo Yunting and Jingyu only ate vegetables, neither tea nor alcohol, and the meal ended in laughter.
Huo Yunting pulled Jing Yu into his arms and said: "I live with her, synthesize a "Sutra of Love", each of us is writing their own love classics, I hope that Mr. will cultivate the Buddha fruit as soon as possible and find boundless love in Elysium." ”
Mr. Ikyu smiled back, and this smile was boundless, expanding to the whole universe and moving the universe.
Huo Yunting and Jing Yu said goodbye to Mr. Yixiu, found their car outside the temple, and got into the car.
It was already dusk, and the fire clouds were burning in the sky, illuminating the road leading from the Qingkong Temple to Jianghai City.
The car drove briskly on the road, and suddenly, a pregnant woman with a big belly appeared in front of her, and Jing Yu's eyes recognized her through the window glass, she was the pregnant woman who claimed to be a rural woman who sat on the side of the road begging in the morning.
Huo Yunting also recognized the pregnant woman.
I saw her take out a pillow from her arms, wow, her shameless woman, actually hid the pillow, used the pillow to disguise the baby in her womb, and pretended to be an abandoned pregnant woman to deceive passers-by into sympathy, in order to get money for alms.
Huo Yunting sat in the car and said to Jingyu: "Look, I said that woman is a liar, you don't believe it, she is really a liar, fortunately, I only gave her a hundred yuan." ”
Jingyu said: "She is a liar, Mr. Yixiu is a drama and a hooligan, Buddhism abstains from alcohol and sex, he drinks alcohol, talks about sex, drinks and does not dare to drink justifiably, uses tea to cover up, talks about sex and dares to be upright, and uses the Book of Love to cover up, Mr. Yixiu is worse than a woman who pretends to be pregnant." ”
Huo Yunting smiled indifferently, didn't speak, and drove at a gallop, and at about six o'clock in the evening, the two returned home.
At this time, a tour guide led a group of tourists to visit, and said: "Giraffes are very gentle, and groups often intersect with their heads and necks, and communicate gently, but because the doe is in love with many bucks at the same time, two bucks often fight for a doe, and in the animal kingdom, it is common and natural for males to fight to the death for the female animal." Many male animals die for love, and it can be said that they die well, and they die as heavy as Mount Tai. ”
Jing Yu listened and said: "Ah Ting, let's stop looking at the giraffe, when we see the giraffe, I think of human society, in the entertainment city, men desperately chase women, in the animal kingdom, the seemingly gentle giraffe staged a bloody storm to compete for the doe, and the distance between humans and beasts is so close." Don't look at it, let's go. ”
After seeing a tiger, two lions, three rhinos, four whales, five hippos, six dolphins, and seven wolves, they arrived at the Peacock Garden.
A green peacock flapped its colorful wings and flew through the sky, like a beautiful green cloud, falling into the garden where countless peacocks lived.
Peacocks belong to the order of chickens, pheasants, and are regarded as the king of birds, and are a symbol of auspiciousness, beauty, and luxury. There are four types of peacocks, namely green peacocks, blue peacocks, white peacocks, and black peacocks.
Now, the two saw a flock of peacocks in the garden, and the four colors of the peacocks were matched together, and each peacock had a few emerald flowers on its head, and they quacked.
Jing Yu stared at the tallest peacock, swaying, it shook off its long tail like a colorful fan in the hands of a fairy, she immediately pointed to the peacock and exclaimed: "Ah Ting, look, that's the peacock opening screen." ”
On the colorful tail of the peacock, it seems to rotate oval rings, black, blue, red, green, and yellow, like countless big eyes.
Huo Yunting also looked at the peacock and said, "The peacock is so beautiful, the peacock or the phoenix, who is more beautiful?" ”
Jingyu said: "Peacocks are more beautiful, legend has it that there is a peacock king in India who married 10,000 female peacocks as his wife." One day, it saw a blue peacock, so it abandoned the 10,000 female peacocks around it and pursued the blue peacock. Unexpectedly, it was captured by a warrior, and the warrior offered it to the king of India, at this time, the king was sick, and the peacock king cured the king, and then asked the king to order the people to offer it as a god, and the king agreed to its request, and since then India has become a peacock kingdom, and the whole country worships peacocks, and you say how beautiful peacocks are. ”
Huo Yunting asked again: "The peacock is very beautiful, what is it open for?" ”
Jing Yu said: "You test me? ”
Huo Yunting said: "Yes, I'm just going to test you to see how well you know about animals?" ”
Jing Yu said: "When I was in my second year of junior high school, my biology teacher led us middle school students to visit the zoo, and I learned about the reason why the peacock opened the screen. ”
Huo Yunting said: "Do you remember what the biology teacher taught you?" ”
Jingyu said: "The biology teacher told us that there are three main reasons for the peacock to open the screen: the first is to be frightened. Tourists talk and laugh loudly, which can stimulate the peacock and cause them to warn, so the peacock opens the screen to show defense and demonstration. ”
Huo Yunting said: "The peacock can still demonstrate, who is afraid of the peacock opening?" ”
Jingyu said: "The second is to protect yourself. On the peacock's large tail screen, there are many almost circular eye-like spots, which are composed of purple, blue, brown, yellow, red and other colors from the inside to the outside. Once it encounters a natural enemy, the peacock suddenly opens the screen, and many eye-like spots move with it, and the natural enemies think that the peacock is a multi-eyed monster and flees in fright. ”
Huo Yunting asked, "Is there a third reason?" ”
Jingyu said: "The third reason is courtship. The male peacock unfolds the colorful tail screen and dances all kinds of dances to show off his beauty to the female peacock, so as to attract the female peacock to fall in love with it and become a couple. ”
Huo Yunting pointed to the clothes he was wearing today and asked Jingyu: "I'm wearing new clothes today, is this new clothes handsome?" ”
Jing Yu glanced at his new clothes and said, "Handsome, very handsome." ”
Huo Yunting said: "This is called handsome guy opening the screen, my new clothes are like the tail screen of a peacock, showing the demeanor of a man, attracting thousands of beauties to pursue me, fall in love with me, and become a couple." ”
Jing Yu shouted: "Who do you think you are?" How old are you? You are an ugly duckling, the ugly duckling opens the screen with a black screen, which will only scare people to death, except for me, who can afford you? ”
Huo Yunting hugged her in his arms: "With you looking up to me, I'm enough, I'll only show you the screen to attract you to come and match me." ”
"You're vulgar, aren't you?" As he spoke, Jing Yu lightly punched him.
A woman's fist is a delicacy that men love.
With the mentality of giving it a try, he caught up with the middle-aged woman holding the little girl and said, "Hello, my wife is about to give birth, and I especially want to taste the rock sugar gourd, you have two strings, can you sell one string to me?" ”
The middle-aged woman said: "No, we have a bunch of mother and daughter, it tastes like a companion, it's very fun, besides, these two strings of rock sugar gourds have been tasted by us, how can we sell them to you?" ”
A string of rock sugar gourds is made up of 6 hawthorns smeared with brown sugar on a bamboo skewer.
Huo Yunting saw that their mother and daughter each ate a hawthorn, and there were still 5 hawthorns left on each person's rock sugar gourd that had not been touched at all, if the middle-aged woman was willing to sell one of the bunches to herself, there was no problem that the hawthorn fruit had been tasted.
But she didn't want to sell, he couldn't force it, so he had to return to Jingyu with empty hands, and said: "No way, the old man's rock sugar gourd is sold out, he will come here tomorrow, or let's go back, come here tomorrow to buy it, and experience the romance of eating rock sugar gourd." ”
Jing Yu saw the process of Huo Yunting buying rock sugar gourds for himself, and knew that he was dedicated, and said movingly: "Just to buy rock sugar gourds, we will go here tomorrow, and I don't know how much the round-trip fare, time and energy will be wasted, forget it if you can't eat, I have seen your heart to serve me, this is romantic enough." ”
As he was talking, the middle-aged woman's 7-year-old daughter ran up, holding a rock sugar gourd in her hand, raised it to Huo Yunting, and said, "Uncle, there are 6 hawthorns on this string of rock sugar gourds, 2 of which I have eaten, and the remaining 4 have not been touched, so I can sell them to you." ”
Huo Yunting asked, "Thank you, little friend, how much do you want?" ”
The little girl said: "My mother bought two strings for 2 yuan, an average of one yuan a string, one string has 6 hawthorns on it, and now there are 4 hawthorns on this string in my hand, how much do you count?" ”
Huo Yunting calculated for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out, so he said: "If each string is 5 hawthorns, it would be fine, and now there are 4 left, which is an octame, but it is 6, I really can't count it, I'll just give you one yuan." ”
The little girl said, "I have calculated that it is one dollar divided by six, and now multiplied by 4, it is equal to 6 jiao, 6 cents and 6 centimeters, according to the principle of rounding, it is 6 jiao 7 cents." ”
Huo Yunting said: "I'll give you 7 dimes, but I only have a small bill of one yuan, give it to you, and you will find me another 3 dimes." ”
The little girl said, "Uncle, you are so stingy." ”
Huo Yunting said: "I'm playing with you, I'll give you one yuan, don't you want you to find me 3 jiao." ”
The little girl said, "I'm also playing with you, and I don't want you a penny." ”
As she spoke, she handed Huo Yunting the rock sugar gourd with only 4 hawthorns left in her hand, and said, "Here, you can take it, there are 4 hawthorns on it, and each of you can eat 2." ”
Huo Yunting took the rock sugar gourd, handed it to Jingyu, then picked up the little girl, kissed her on the face, and then put her down, and said, "Little friend, you are too well-behaved, I want to learn from you and make progress every day." ”
"Goodbye, uncle!" The little girl shook her hand and said goodbye to Huo Yunting.
Huo Yunting looked at Jing Yu holding the rock sugar gourd and said, "This little girl is so cute, it would be nice if the child we gave birth to was as well-behaved as her." ”
Jingyu said: "When the child is born, if it is a girl, we will slowly teach her and make her more lovely than this little girl, and now we will start to use rock sugar gourd to carry out prenatal education on the fetus." ”
Huo Yunting said: "How to implement prenatal education? ”