The time for the monthly exam is set for the 11th and 12th, and this weekend is the final revision time. As soon as I got home on Friday, I picked up my phone and received a reminder from the system: "Today is Women's Day, Women's Day is..."

Looking at the reminder, the brigade opened the chat box with great interest: "Sister, sister, happy holidays." ”

It didn't take long for the message to come back

An Mu: "Lao Tzu is not a woman!" ”

Lu Zizhen looked innocent: "... But isn't that a festival for all girls? "This introduction says that this is a festival for all girls, grievances...

An Mu: "Then I don't care." ”

Luzi really flattened his face: "Then you are not happy." ”

An Mu: "Fortunately, okay, do you have any photos of intravenous drips in the hospital?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "... I don't even know how long it's been since I've been to the hospital, how could there be such a picture. ”

An Mu: "Ahhhh ”

Lu Zizhen: "What's wrong?" ”

An Mu: "I want to send them the photos when they come to play with me, saying that I am in the hospital." ”

Lu Zizhen: "You can just say that you don't want to go out." ”

An Mu: "Those people will come to my house, and I have to change my clothes when I go out, and then follow them around, maybe I will go to the same table as well, so I don't particularly want to go." ”

Lu Zizhen: "You dislike you so much for being at the same table." ”

An Mu: "No, how can others dislike it if they are very good, it's just a little embarrassing." ”

Lu Zizhen: "What's embarrassing?" It's all classmates, and it's not without topics. ”

An Mu: "A ghost, he laughed when he saw me, and then the whole class started to heckle as soon as he got closer to me." ”

The real brain of the brigade made up the appearance of the zombie in Resident Evil: "Laugh... Terrible..."

An Mu: "Today, someone is still talking about when they will be able to drink your wedding wine." ”

Lu Zizhen: "It's so harmonious." ”

An Mu: "Those of us who play well don't pay attention to the difference between men and women, for example, my new table mate always asks me to help him bring food to the squad leader, and then I have a lot of trouble with my two new table mates but the relationship is very good." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Tsk, the tendency of early love is a bit serious." ”

An Mu: "I'm used to it, my new table mate also knitted a bracelet for me, although it's a little ugly, but I've been carrying it for two weeks." ”

Lu Zizhen: "The same table can also weave bracelets, it's really good." "To be honest, he himself has always been a male table, although the relationship is also good, but it is different, the relationship between them is to play ball together, play games, and really say that the gift is some electronic products such as figures or mice and keyboards.

An Mu: "My table mate always asked me to help him deliver food to the squad leader, and today I knitted a bracelet for the squad leader to wear." ”

Lu Zizhen: "It's good. ”

An Mu: "My two new table mates are very good, but he likes the class leader." ”

Lu Zizhen: "The boys in your class can do anything, which makes me so ashamed." "It's a fact that I'm ashamed, although he knows a lot, but he really can't weave bracelets

An Mu: ", my new tablemate doesn't know anything about mathematics. ”

Lu Zizhen: "It's okay, although people's grades are not good, their talents are good, and people like me have bad grades and talents are not good, and people are more popular than people." ”

An Mu: "Today my best friend also talked to me about which of my former tablemates, do you have WeChat?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "This way of asking for WeChat is really good. ”

An Mu: "I'm serious. ”

Lu Zizhen sent the QR code of his WeChat, and An Mu added another sentence: "Don't let me see the circle of friends." Looking at this sentence, Lu Zizhen was also speechless for a while, he didn't even have anything in QQ space, let alone WeChat, for him, WeChat was just a payment tool.

It didn't take long for a friend application to come on WeChat, Chenyu first heard it, the name of good literature and art, and when I looked at the avatar, a pink Peppa pig stood proudly in the middle, and as soon as I clicked to agree, the message was sent.

Tap on chat history

Girlfriend: "I'll tell you, that person who chats with me every time he doesn't leave you, and today he asked me how many boyfriends you have"

An Mu: "Just say it directly"

Girlfriend: "You don't know, I memorized ancient poems after class today, and when he came back from class, he said that my legs were so thick, and I wanted to slap him in the face." ”

An Mu: "If I had called earlier." ”

Best friend: "Then he added, An Mu's legs are not as thick as your waist." ”

An Mu: "When I sat with him, he said every day that I had small breasts, and you were already very good." ”

Girlfriend: "Today I hammered his leg with my hand, and his reaction made me laugh to death." ”

An Mu: "I've been hammering the legs of my new tablemate all day today. ”

Girlfriend: "yes, it's very energetic when hammering, especially their reactions." ”

An Mu: "I hammered it for a day, and the reaction was very strong, only so funny." ”

Girlfriend: "Hahaha, you owe a lot of hands." ”

An Mu: "Who asked him to poke me, you don't know that he poked me in the ribs and made me jump." ”

Girlfriend: "Aren't the ribs near the chest?" ”

An Mu: "A little lower, don't forget that people like the squad leader, how can they poke... Chest. ”

Girlfriend: "I want to laugh." ”

An Mu: "Which bastard else is still using my QQ to fight pesticides." ”

Girlfriend: "He said he knew your QQ password, I thought you two were related." ”

An Mu: "He said he wanted to play with my QQ pesticide, so I gave it to him." ”

...

Lu Zizhen: "Slap your thigh..."

An Mu: "Aren't they frog jumping, their legs will be sore after frog jumping, and then I will keep hammering him, that expression is funny." ”

Lu Zizhen: "You gave QQ to someone else?" ”

An Mu: "No, no, I have already changed the password." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Oh oh oh. ”

An Mu: "You don't know, they are still hiding behind to watch small yellow films, and then they have been discussing in class." ”

Lu Zizhen: "..."He's never seen this kind of thing when he's so old, he's tired enough to finish his homework and go to the training class every night, and he rests when he plays games the rest of the time, and he really hasn't seen these things."

An Mu: "But I'm very lucky, every time I share the same table, it's either my best friend or some good-tempered boys, I let me make trouble when I make trouble, and everyone helps each other when they need help." ”

Lu Zizhen: "It's really good. "His table mates have always been men, and there is basically no excessive conversation, and if he really wants to talk about it, he puts his hands in each other's clothes to warm up in the winter.

An Mu: "The man and the woman at your table?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "Man." "Didn't you say before that you were surrounded by boys?

An Mu: "Tsk, it can't be gay, right?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "What do you think?" "But having said that, there are many times when I've been mistaken for gay.

An Mu: "That's what it was. ”

Lu Zizhen: "I just don't want to fall in love, I'm still young." ”

An Mu: "Okay, let's go, it's not normal." ”

Lu Zizhen: "... That's because you haven't met me yet. "I'm afraid that anyone who sees such a cold face will not feel like they are in love.

An Mu: "Why do you say that?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "Uh... Because I'm not good-looking. ”

An Mu: "Then why don't you send a photo if I ask you to send it?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "Because I don't take selfies, and I don't know how to take pictures, I always take headshots." ”

An Mu: "... How stupid you have to be. ”

Lu Zizhen: "Okay, you rest early, I'll go take a bath." ”

An Mu: "Go, go, go." ”