Faculty of Psychology

Zhou Jun looked at the classroom door in front of him, took a deep breath, and then pushed the door open and walked in. The moment they entered, the originally noisy classroom instantly fell silent, and the students looked at the masked teacher in front of them and subconsciously sat upright.

Zhou Jun looked at this group of college students with serious expressions, walked up to the podium with a wry smile, and said, "I said can you not be so nervous, the most nervous thing here is me, after all, I am a teacher for the first time." ”

Seeing that the students below did not react, Zhou Jun continued: "Today is my first day as your social psychology teacher, and everyone knows that my schedule is only half a year, so this time I will teach you for about two weeks at most, and in these two weeks, I will teach you seriously." Because the time is too short, I won't teach you what is in the textbook, so you can put the textbook away now. ”

Saying that, Zhou Jun threw his lesson plan aside, watching Zhou Jun's actions, although the students did not understand, they still listened to Zhou Jun's words and put the textbook in their backpacks.

Then he looked at the masked man in front of him with anticipation, knowing that Wang Zhou was a well-known terrorist in the entire Federation Empire, and it was an impressive experience for him to talk about social psychology.

"Since we want to talk about social psychology, it has to be related to life, and if any of you have something special and interesting, you might as well take it out and share it with us." Zhou Jun looked at this group of college students and smiled softly.

Originally, he thought that this group of students would be very disobedient, so he didn't inject drugs to activate feelings, and walked into the classroom directly with a cold aura, and was perceived by this group of students, but they were all scared like chickens, so he had to continue to inject drugs to increase his feelings.

After a long time, a shy boy stood up and said weakly, "Why don't you tell us about the 'Friend Zone'?" ”

"Oh hey, it looks like someone wants to ask me about a special strategy. Yes, you should be concerned about this at your age. Zhou Jun smiled and said, "But this classmate, can you explain the concept of Friend Zone first?" ”

The boy stood up and said seriously, "Friend Zone, refers to a platonic friendship between two people, one of whom hopes to develop a romantic relationship with the other. ”

Zhou Jun nodded, "The explanation is very reasonable, can anyone give me some examples of the other party's practice of putting you into the friend zone." ”

As soon as the words ended, a girl stood up and said, "Necklace and perfume, if I go out without wearing the necklace I like and spraying the perfume I like, this is the performance of me putting that person in the friend zone." ”

With the performance of the first person, the next one stepped up, and it was a boy who looked serious, "It's a matter of time, if the person I want to date is at half past six, not after eight o'clock, that's the performance of putting you in the friends zone." ”

"Why?" Zhou Jun asked.

"Because under normal circumstances, the school ends at 6 o'clock and the dormitory closes at 10 o'clock in the evening." The serious boy said things that didn't match his expression.

"I see, is there anything else?" Zhou Jun continued to ask. Then, a group of people stood up one after another and talked about their usual situation.

Zhou Jun nodded, and then said: "I originally thought that you should have a foundation, but now that I hear about your situation, I realize that you don't know anything about the friend interval, in my opinion, the friend intervals don't exist at all." ”

Hearing Zhou Jun's speech, the students present all showed puzzled expressions, "Let's remember first, the situation between friends does not exist." ”

The students opened their notebooks and began to take notes.

At this moment, the shy boy from before stood up and said, "Wait, sir, you said before that there is no friend interval, I don't agree." ”

Zhou Jun glanced at him and said, "Then it seems that you like someone, but the other side regards you as a friend, right?" The shy boy nodded.

"What's your name? What is the name of the girl you like? Zhou Jun continued to ask.

"My name is Yu Ke, and that girl's name is Lingling." Yuco said.

Zhou Jun pointed to a female classmate and said, "May I ask this student, what is your name?" It doesn't matter, let's say this is Girl A, Yuke you like him very much, what are you going to do? ”

Yuke was stunned, and then said: "I will ask her name, chat about the mood and recent hot topics, and will compliment her on how beautiful her clothes are." ”

Zhou Jun pointed to another girl and said, "This is Girl B, you don't like her, but you want to treat her as your good friend, what should you do?" ”

"Talk to her casually and treat her like a good friend." As he spoke, Yuko fell into deep thought.

"Do you chase Lingling, do you use method A or method B?" Zhou Jun asked.

Yuko didn't speak, but sat down slowly, holding his head in his hands.

Zhou Jun looked at him and said, "Lingling didn't put you in the friend zone, you forced yourself in, first of all, you have to have the courage to dare to develop further." ”

Then, Zhou Jun wrote down the word "great courage", and when he saw this situation, the students below suddenly became serious, and then began to record.

"Second, you can't hang yourself from a tree, sometimes innocence is not a good choice, design multiple goals, and give the other party a sense of crisis."

"Third, create a sense of mystery, don't reveal your own bottom, and keep a sense of mystery to give the other party a sense of freshness."

"Fourth, choose to give up, if you do what you said above, but the other party still treats you as a friend, then give up, this person is not worth chasing."

Then Zhou Jun began his own lecture, and the students below stared at the blackboard and recorded carefully.

Two hours later, Zhou Jun clicked on the table with an electronic pen, and then said: "This is the first part of getting out of the friend zone, and then I will have a second class, I hope you can participate." ”

After speaking, Zhou Jun was about to leave, but at this moment, a classmate's mobile phone rang. Zhou Jun looked back and found that it was Yu Ke's.

Yuco was about to hang up, but when he saw the caller ID, he hesitated.

"Is it Lingling? The girl you like? Zhou Jun asked with a smile, and You Ke nodded.

"Then take it."

"What?" Yuco was stunned.

"I said answer the phone, turn on the speakerphone, and turn on the loud voice." Zhou Jun said seriously.

Looking at Zhou Jun's serious eyes, Yu Ke showed a determined expression, then connected the phone, and then turned on the amplification and hands-free.

"Yuko, are you free for the night? I got a movie ticket, let's go see it together. Lingling's sweet voice came from the other end of the phone.

Hearing this, Yuke's firm face instantly collapsed, so ......"

But a cold murderous aura came at him, and Yu Ke looked and found that Zhou Jun was glaring at him at this time, and his hand was still beating the courage of the gangster.

Yu Ke swallowed, and then said, "No, I can't accompany you to the movies tonight." ”

"Something? What else is important to you? Lingling asked.

"That ......" Yu Ke panicked a little, and then looked at Zhou Jun, who nodded, 'You can't hang yourself from a tree.'

"I'm going to go to the movies with Yali, so I can't accompany you."

"Yali? Who is she? Why don't I know? Lingling's tone was a little cold.

"There's so much you don't know, I'm not going to tell you everything." Yuco continued.

"Why, aren't we good friends?" Lingling roared.

Hearing this, Yuko's eyes completely changed, he looked at the last line on the blackboard, the word 'give up', and then said indifferently: "No, we are not friends, no. ”

After speaking, Yu Ke hung up the phone, propped his hands on the table, the whole person was not in a good state, and the students present were silent, no matter how you look at it, it is no fun.

But Zhou Jun suddenly applauded and said, "Congratulations to You Ke for coming out of the friend zone." ”

When Yu Ke heard this, anger surged above his head, and then he slapped the table and shouted: "That's it, the person you love the most is what you said about leaving the friend zone, King Zhou, you are really a bastard!" ”

Zhou Jun didn't get angry when he heard this, but looked at his watch, and then waited for something.

"What are you waiting for?" Yuco airway.

"I'm waiting for her to call you." Zhou Jun said. As soon as the words fell, Yu Ke's mobile phone rang again, and then Zhou Jun walked back to the podium to pack up his case.

Yu Ke picked up his phone and saw that the caller ID was Lingling, he was a little strange, and then he pressed answer.

"Lingling......" Yu Ke adjusted his tone and said quickly.

"Yuko, if you want to see a movie, can you invite me to let me know?" Lingling said seriously.

Yuke was stunned, "That's okay, what time will you see you tonight?" ”

"Eight o'clock." After speaking, Lingling hung up the phone.

Yuko's whole body froze in place, unable to move, and even a fool could see that Yuko had become.

"Come on, boy." With that, Zhou Jun left the classroom, and after leaving, a thunderous howl came from the classroom.

Millie walked over from the side, clapped and laughed, "It's very exciting, I knew you could take this position, but the theory you said, I think it's still a bit of a thing." ”

"There are holes in this theory, which is why I have a second class, and I want to see how many people are fooling around." Zhou Jun said.

"We want to establish correct values for the students, and Mr. Zhou also asks you not to play tricks." Millie said solemnly.

"I think tribulations make people progress, please lead a shift for me tomorrow, I need to let the conflict ferment." After speaking, Zhou Jun turned around and left.