Chapter 0685 - Please Don't Trick People

He Xiaogang looked at Liu Yiren's face full of bitterness and hatred, and thought to himself that this buddy looks like he has infinite scenery in front of people, but he didn't expect to be a dough when he returns home, but in front of the problem of tigress, there are few men who can resist, so there is a good man who does not fight with women, such a saying, so this is a common problem of men, which is completely understandable, so he patted him on the shoulder and swore and said

"Good brother! I see! I thought you were joking with me, so I made a joke with you! If this is the case, then don't worry, I will take this matter to the grave! If you still don't worry, the best way to keep it a secret is to solve the problem completely, if you don't kill me directly, then the problem will be completely solved! Because the dead can't speak! ”

Liu Yiren grabbed He Xiaogang's hand tightly, sighed and said helplessly

"Oops! You're late all day, but you really dare to say anything! And solve the problem completely, thanks to your kid to come up with it! I'll go in and see what these half-immortals are doing, you've dealt with the rest of the problems, and come over quickly, don't talk to other little girls if you have nothing to do! ”

He Xiaogang glared, gently pushed Liu Yiren, and then said with a happy smile

"Oops! A little girl, it's not a matter of minutes to settle her, you go over and take a look first, maybe you enter the door with your front foot, and I will follow in with your back foot! If you don't believe us, we can make a bet! ”

After Liu Yiren left, he came to the waiter with a happy smile, and handed in three hundred and sixty yuan and said

"Beauty, I'm really sorry, just now my master drank too much, his hands and feet were a little inconvenient, accidentally touched your hand, I took him to apologize to you, I hope you take a deep breath to dissipate your breath! Get me two beers! ”

The waiter looked at He Xiaogang and said with round eyes

"That's it! Obviously, when you took the money just now, you pinched someone's hand, and now you actually buckle the basin on your master's head, and put an apprentice like you on the stall, the master is really pitiful! Don't worry, I'm not so stingy, it's over, so forget it! I hope you will be honest in the future, don't pinch other girls' hands at every turn, haven't you heard that men and women don't kiss? Didn't your master say that you can't buy any more wine? Why did the people just leave, and you want to buy wine again, why are you so disobedient, aren't you afraid that your master will be angry? ”

He Xiaogang sneered with extreme disdain and said unhurriedly

"Look at what you said, my father's words, under normal circumstances, I only listen to the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence is generally the wind in my ears, but the wind is too strong to blow away the first half of the sentence, not to mention the master's words, I didn't listen to it at all, I saw his mouth moving, who knows what he said, you now say whether there is any wine in the end, if not, I will find your manager and ask him to buy it for me!"

The waiter was speechless when he heard this, thinking that although he was working here, he could see a lot of unreliable people of all kinds, but he didn't expect to be here tonight, and he met a strange person in the unreliable world, not only did he speak out of tune, but the bad one was almost ripe, but people came here to consume, as the saying goes, the customer is God, and if he offends this guy, he is against money in disguise, and he earns so little a month, so he pretended to be angry and said

"Oops! Why are you so annoying! The wine heaps in front of you are like mountains! Running to find some manager, is it like asking him to fire me directly? I don't think I'm bullying you! Why do you want to bully people for no reason! ”

He Xiaogang wanted to go back directly with the wine, but looking at the little girl's pouting mouth, especially like his girlfriend, the more he looked at it, the more he looked at it, the more distressed he became, and under normal circumstances, he wanted to be such a seventeen or eighteen little girl, under normal circumstances, as long as he told you that he hated it, then nine times out of ten he had a good impression of you, it was still very possible to make a friend, when he couldn't sleep at night, he could call and chat, that was also very good, take 10,000 steps back and say that he was afraid that his girlfriend would be angry, as long as he could ask for her phone number, When I got Zhang Zhaochun, a nymphomaniac, and exchanged for a pack or two of good cigarettes, there was absolutely no problem, so I pursed my lips and said with a wicked smile

"Beauty! Please figure out who is bullying whom of the two of us! Obviously, you have so many beers here, but I have already paid you the money, and you don't want to sell it to me, what do you mean? Is there such a bully as you? ”

The waiter was speechless for a moment, rolled his eyes extremely helplessly, and then sighed, and said with some tears and laughter

"Brother, all the mistakes are my fault! Hurry up and bring the wine over, don't let your master wait for them, if it's not enough, I'll tell the manager now, let a few of you move it from the warehouse to such a pile! Guaranteed to get you all in place! ”

When He Xiaogang heard this, he found that the time was ripe, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"What did you just call me?"

The waiter glanced at it and said with some confusion

"Brother! What's wrong? If you feel at a loss, you can add my sister to me! ”

He Xiaogang rubbed his hands, glanced at the little girl, and thought to himself that you little girl, you have eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and you dare to be my sister, haven't you heard of it, your sister and brother will be connected for a lifetime, you are not afraid of my daughter-in-law, and directly scratch your beautiful face into a big flower face, I wanted to be a good little girl, but the time is limited at present, in case Liu Yiren goes back, these guys will come out in a fool's way, the big guys have not drunk thoroughly, and they will have to scold themselves to death tomorrow, so they gritted their teeth and said with a happy smile

"There's no problem with me calling you sister, but you're so young and beautiful, I'm afraid of a sister's call, you're a few years older all of a sudden, so wouldn't I become a sinner through the ages, since you just called me brother, then we are brother and sister, then we will be a family in the future, leave a phone number, and contact more in the future, in addition to taking care of it, your business here, you can also take care of each other, do you think what I said is right!".

The waiter was a little overwhelmed by He Xiaogang, a veteran of the love scene, and quickly took a business card from the front desk, and said incoherently with shame

"That's it! Hurry up and bring the wine over, if you want to sing in the future, call our front desk directly, we will reserve a box for you in advance! If there's nothing else to do, please don't disturb my work, I'm really busy and don't have time to chat with you here! If our manager finds out, then I'll really, I can't eat and leave! Please, don't you cheat people? ”