Ling 017) tried to succeed in vain, but the old ginger was difficult to deceive

"Haha!" With a burst of laughter, Vivian pushed the door and broke in, "Brother Niu, it turns out that you also have a time when you are a thief?" ”

"Eh! It's scared to death. Teacher Niu patted his heart and complained, "You dead child, strange people call you a little devil." I was so scared that I ate the whole watermelon in vain, and it all turned into sugar water and flowed out. Look at my face and neck sweating, the loss is great. You've got to pay! Huh? No, how did you get in? The student card does not have the permission to enter the computer room? ”

"Obviously, after you threw out the garbage yourself, the living ran back like a ghost, and the monkey hurriedly wiped the table and wiped the floor, destroying the corpse, and forgot to close the door in a panic. You say don't you? Vivian explained, and the classmates behind him nodded their heads to testify.

Teacher Niu will be skeptical: "Really? No, I remember it seems like the door is closed, tonight is really evil, and I start to wonder if I'm Alzheimer's, nervous. Well, then you shouldn't rush in, I'm almost crazy. It's not too early to go out, it's time to turn off the lights and rest. ”

"Don't be angry, old cow, it's just a little joke." As soon as Wei Wei Yan waved his hand, a classmate stepped forward with a large bag of snacks, and poured it on the table that had just been cleaned up, Wei Wei Wei pulled the food back and forth, "Tonight this handsome is very boring, and I am about to find someone to relieve my boredom, so you are lucky to eat." I'm in for a treat, these snacks are enough to compensate you for a whole cart of watermelons. ”

"Hahaha, spicy potato chips, yak beef jerky, pickled pepper phoenix feet, spicy duck neck, spiced gizzards, they are all my favorite food! Not bad, really good. You're working hard, what's going on? Let's just say it! Teacher Niu's eyes swept across the table, stroking each bag of snacks with a loving gaze.

Vivian said privately: Is there anything in this world that you don't like to eat? A foodie who eats silkworm chrysalis is like chewing peanuts, no matter where he goes, he can eat the rampant creatures to the brink of extinction, is there a link in the whole food chain that you don't like to eat? Cough! The famous quote of the god of sleep: Habit is shortcoming.

"What are you going to do here?" Teacher Niu struggled to put up Erlang's legs, tried his best not to look at the food on the table, but still swallowed a mouthful of saliva silently, and said in his heart: Why is it so useless!

"Actually, it's nothing! That's it, as soon as my classmates chatted with others at noon, I just glanced at it casually and got tired! I didn't understand a word...... I'm also a local boy who grew up in the capital of an emperor, why did Otter become like this? I'm really not convinced. So isn't this a consultation with a big coffee that you're here? Mr. Niu, give me an explanation. Vivian grinned and opened the picture on his phone.

Why didn't Lao Niu believe it so much, he shook his legs and sneered and glanced at a few photos. I saw that the comings and goings on it were nothing more than a bunch of group chat symbols and expressions:

Hamster icon: [Little Negro]?

Panda icon: @呢

Hamster icon: [Swimming fish]?

Panda icon: Zzzzzz

Koala icon: O [Frightened Face] [Little Lazy Pig]

Panda icon: [A spinning egg]

Koala icon: [Tongue Sticking Out Smiley]

Panda icon: [A deflated balloon]

Koala Icons: OL?

Panda icon: ==

Hamster icon: [Small alarm clock]?

Panda icon: [A small cup of coffee]

Koala icon: [OK hand]

Hamster icon: [Timer]

Panda icon: NP

Hamster icon: 30s

Panda icon: [A pair of old ladies chatting]

Koala icon: ? 【Little Turtle】

Panda icon: AR

Koala icon: ["Nuwa Mends the Sky" LOGO]

Panda icon: 57

Hamster icon: ["The Legend of the Immortals" LOGO]

Panda icon: SOSO

Hamster icon: 4B7?

Panda icon: 14944

Koala icon: [Cow] + [Knife and Fork]

Hamster icon: OL [Saddle]

Panda icon: OK

Koala icon: GO –

"Cut~~ What's so hard about this? LITTLE CASE! So, Lao Niu translated to Vivian sentence by sentence:

Hamster icon: [Little Negro]? (The hamster is asking: What about people?) ）

Panda icon: @呢 (Panda responds: Yes!) ）

Hamster icon: [Swimming fish]? (Still alive?) ）

Panda icon: Zzzzzz (lying down!) ）

Koala icon: O [Frightened Face] [Little Fat Pig] (Oh, so lazy, you're a pig!) ）

Panda icon: [An egg that turns away] (roll-)

Koala icon: [Tongue Sticking Out Smile] (Koala giggles-)

Panda icon: [A deflated balloon] (There is a P to release quickly!) ）

Koala Icons: OL? (Isn't it online?) ）

Panda icon: == (etc.)

Hamster icon: [Small alarm clock]? (How long to wait?) ）

Panda icon: [A small cup of coffee] (about 2 minutes)

Koala icon: [OK hand] (Okay)

Hamster icon: [Timer] (Hurry up)

Panda icon: NP (No P.)

oblemOkay)

Hamster icon: 30s (30 seconds left)

Panda icon: [A couple of old ladies chatting] (mother-in-law instigated)

Koala icon: ? 【Little Turtle】(Okay?) Slow to die)

Panda Icons: AR (All Right Ready)

Koala icon: ["Nuwa Mending the Sky" LOGO] (Play "Nuwa Mending the Sky"?) ）

Panda icon: 57 (boring)

Hamster icon: ["The Legend of the Immortals" LOGO] (then "The Legend of the Immortals" is okay?) ）

Panda icon: SOSO

Hamster icon: 4B7? (Can't afford to die, right?) ）

Panda icon: 14944 (If you want to die, die!) ）

Koala icon: [Cow] + [Knife and Fork] (Real Cow!) ）

Hamster icon: OL [Saddle] (Live, right away!) ）

Panda icon: OK (Come on!) ）

Koala icon: GO (go you-)

"Hahaha - it turned out that I was inviting an online dating game, I really convinced them!" Wei Wei'an patted Teacher Niu on the shoulder and praised, "It's worthy of being a big coffee, the old cow is a cow!" It's easy to understand, and no one in the school knows them that way. ”

"Don't pretend, let's say, what's the conspiracy to find me?" Teacher Niu was instantly vigilant, "You little devil, oh no, the first handsome, why did you think of me for no reason?" Nothing is done, nothing else, that is, that. With your little flowers, you still want to hide from me? Confess it, what are your sinister intentions? Don't tell me that I'm going to have to do my homework tonight, so let me relax the time to cut the net. This is forbidden by the school, and I can't afford it, so please don't hurt me. ”

"Hehe, sure enough, 'ginger is old and spicy', we can't hide anything from your old bull's eye." Seeing that he was being exposed, Vivian simply changed his strategy and begged the fat cow directly, "Just extend it for an hour tonight, okay?" Otherwise, I might have to fail. Please, old cow, brother cow. Otherwise, I'll treat you to a three-Michelin-starred French dinner on the weekend, wouldn't it be okay? ”

"You don't come, you must have colluded with Mr. Saint-Feyman to test my willpower, right? This cow tells you, never, no, on, dang. Let's go back and rest, it's time to make rounds. "The fat cow endured the pain and put a lot of tempting delicacies back one by one, his heart was extremely struggling and nostalgic, and the Michelin meal that he had always dreamed of, what a pity. Ran Goose, he is also a person with a bottom line, and he must not be subservient.

The two classmates hurriedly stopped and kept taking it out, and the speed of taking it out was obviously much faster than that of the fat cow reloading, which was another typical empirical case of the mathematical model of pond water storage.

Vivian felt very funny watching their movements in and out, his expression was slightly helpless, but his mind stretched out willfully.

I actually came across a real-life case, the famous academic model of "pool water injection" just talked about by the old professor is really a ubiquitous super classic.

It just so happens that today's assignment requires us to collect real-life examples, but we can't write this, right? Doesn't that mean a confession?

In today's math class, the professor asked everyone to give examples of the academic model that was just explained, because it can be seen everywhere in life. He said: There is actually an old man who talks about cross talk, mocking this matter as a joke, and I don't know who is really ignorant? Is it just that the "academic model" is understood? It's just a metaphorical thinking template, and it doesn't really make you waste water. A sucker! It's really ignorant people who are more fearless, always love to laugh at themselves, and think that they are much better than others, and they are fools when everyone else.

Vivian had been half-listening and half-playing, and he had a rough idea. As soon as the professor mentioned cross talk, he immediately became interested and asked around: Who is talking about cross talk? Seeing that no one cared about him, he had to search on the Internet, and sure enough, he found out that it was not his favorite god. However, because of this, I was particularly impressed by this matter, and I actually reached such a state of integration. Hoohahaha –

Vivian was in a trance for a while, his brain was wandering, and his brain made up for the difference in the speed of those snacks coming in and out, and he was still estimating in his heart how long it would take, and the snacks could all be taken out of the food bag, and we didn't have time to wait for you.

The dolphin sound of the ending song of the TV series sounded, and he suddenly came to his senses, regretting that he had almost missed tonight's business.

"You're really mistaken about that. How could I collude with my uncle to frame you, it's too unkind. Such an act is not human, how can Ben Shuai do it? Vivian snorted, tore open a packet of salt-baked chicken thighs and handed it over, "I'm really just trying to finish my online homework tonight." If you don't believe them, you can ask them, there is absolutely no other conspiracy. Just once, isn't it an example? Please, saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter. You will be in good health, live a long life, have many children and grandchildren, and be rich—"

The two followers also immediately swore to the sky on the side, ensuring that Weiwei was upright and upright, without a trace of concealment, please make it convenient for you, convenient for yourself with others, your whole family is healthy, everything goes well, all wishes come true, okay? Balabala.

"No, it's not good for studying, if we are on the night shift and release water in violation of regulations, we will be deducted from the bonus after being discovered." The fat cow was extremely embarrassed, "It's not good, I can't even keep my job, I don't want to take this risk." Ancestor, go back quickly! ”

"Hey, can you still be embarrassed by this little? Isn't it just surveillance footage? You're a code slave who was born in a soft worker, and you're not unknowingly getting rid of your illness. Anyway, we promise not to say it, doesn't that mean digging a pit and jumping in it and slapping yourself in the face? Vivian lobbied with a hippie smile.

(To be continued!) ）