When I came back from school the next day, I looked at the messages that were stuck on my phone

Zhao Tiantian: "I'm leaving, I'll come back on the weekend, and I'll leave a message if I have something." There was a lewd smile added to the back.

An Mu: "If I want to get married in the future, I must find someone who is weaker, otherwise I can't fight in a fight." ”

Lu Zizhen sighed helplessly, ignored Zhao Tiantian's news directly, and then replied: "If you don't recover from your illness now, you can't get married in the future." ”

An Mu: "I'll go to the hospital when my mother gets off work." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Hmm. "Everyone said to go to the hospital, so naturally everything is decided by the doctor, and there is nothing to say about it

An Mu: "Then you said that what I just said is right. ”

Lu Zizhen: "What's wrong?" Is marriage for fighting? ”

An Mu: "Life will inevitably have small errors. ”

Lu Zizhen: "But if a boy beats a girl, it is not as good as a beast." ”

An Mu: "What, fighting doesn't have to be fighting, it's also fun, such as some things that are not suitable for children, right?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "Then are you still looking for a weak one, aren't you afraid that there will be no offspring?" ”

An Mu: "I mean those who have little strength, and I didn't say that they can't have children." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Generally, boys have more strength than girls, so this kind of thing will be talked about later." ”

An Mu: "Who said that girls are not stronger than boys in these years, people are just pretending to be weak." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Tut-tut, no matter who has the strength and who is small, most of the boys are strict with their wives after they get married, and they don't dare to be presumptuous at all." ”

An Mu: "No, but when I think of you getting married in the future, if you are bullied by your daughter-in-law and are super wronged, and you don't dare to say anything, Mei doesn't dare to look at it directly." ”

Lu Zizhen: "... Even if I get married, I won't make my daughter-in-law angry. ”

An Mu: "Refuse to eat a son of a, go out and turn left." ”

Lu Zizhen: "There is a lot of dog food in your own novels, not to mention that I don't have any dog food for you." ”

An Mu: "I can eat the dog food in the novel, but it's too sadistic to eat other people's, by the way, you're still a single boy hahahaha." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter." ”

An Mu: "How can there be, son, this year's Gui Geng?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "03 years. ”

An Mu: "How many months?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "You guess. "His profile only shows that he is from '03, and the specific date shows that it is January 1.

An Mu: "December or January?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "Why do you guess like that?" ”

An Mu: "Because you are as boring as Capricorn." ”

Lu Zizhen: "..."

An Mu: "I want you, tell me." ”

Lu Zizhen: "June." ”

An Mu: "Hahaha, I'm older than you." ”

Lu Zizhen: "... I said you were older than me when you were in '03. ”

An Mu: "Then what's your surname?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "You don't have to guess anymore. ”

An Mu: "You bullied me for being a sick number, you can't let me guess it without bothering my brain." ”

Looking at An Mu's reply, Lu Zi really couldn't help but quip: "If you are sick, you have to use your brain, otherwise it will burn out." ”

An Mu: "But I have a headache. ”

Lu Zizhen: "Then take medicine and rest." ”

An Mu: "If you tell me, I'll be fine." ”

Lu Zizhen: "What about you as a three-year-old child?" A three-year-old wouldn't believe a lie like yours. ”

An Mu replied with a pitiful picture, and Lu Zi was really helpless, so he had to reply: "My surname is Lu." ”

An Mu: "It's a rare surname, but we also have one in the class next door, so I often call him Gen." ”

Lu Zizhen: "... It's good that I'm not in the class next door to you. ”

An Mu: "What, isn't it good to be in the class next to me?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "Even the class next door can be nicknamed by you, I want to have as many nicknames as you have in the class next door to you." ”

An Mu: "No way, who let him touch my head all the time." ”

Lu Zizhen: "..."

An Mu: "What, you want it too?" ”

Lu Zizhen: "No, I'm quite happy." "When I think of a man touching another man's head, I don't dare to look at the picture directly...

An Mu: "Where, I have to wash my hair when I touch it, and my hair is relatively oily, so it will oil quickly, once every two days in winter and every day in summer." ”

Lu Zizhen: "I'm afraid your shampoo is on top of my bath water." ”

An Mu: "You think I want to wash, I have to go to the barber shop to wash in the winter, so as not to catch a cold." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Rich man." ”

An Mu: "Fart, I'm also distressed." ”

Lu Zizhen: "It's okay, the cold costs a little more." ”

An Mu: "Let me ask you a question. ”

Lu Zizhen: "Just ask." ”

An Mu: "My friend told me that there was a male classmate who liked her, after the male classmate confessed to her, she didn't reply, which male classmate chatted with her after the Chinese New Year, and the male classmate told her that he already had a female ticket, but when he was in school, he always dangled in front of her, looking for her to play games and care about her, do you say that this boy wants to step on two boats?" ”

Lu Zi really saw a long paragraph, but his mind was blank, what kind of routine is this? After sorting out his thoughts, he replied: "Maybe the female ticket is just a lie." ”

An Mu: "Eh, today she forgot to take an umbrella after school, and ran up to get it, but the girl who played well with which boy shouted Ah Chao, your Ami is here, which makes my friend so embarrassed." ”

Lu Zizhen: "This is also a way to express love. "Wasn't it the same when I was chasing a girl? He even chased people around the teaching building several times, shouting their names all the time.

An Mu: "Then there's no need to make everyone know, this makes people put their faces where to put their faces." And when the girl who played well with him teased the two of them, he said that he would have nothing to do with anything other than the relationship between classmates, and when I saw him confess, I almost didn't repeat this sentence to him. ”

Lu Zizhen: "I can't understand this kind of thing, obviously I like it, but it's better than face, I don't dare to express it, but the real like will be expressed in subtleties." "It's like the male protagonist in the name of the unheard flower.,Obviously I like the face code.,But I don't dare to say it.。

An Mu: "For example, looking at that person in a daze?" Or help scare people. ”

Lu Zizhen: "Yes, isn't that how you like someone?" ”

An Mu: "But the girl is not good to him at all, and she still stabs him with a compass." ”

Lu Zizhen: "That's how I like someone, I will let the other party bully." "It's like which girl I liked at the beginning, but I was scolded by the girl in public as a coward, but I still liked it all the time.

An Mu: "Okay. ”

Lu Zizhen: "But I don't recommend that you fall in love now, you have to prepare for the exam, and you can talk about it when you are in high school." ”

An Mu: "She thought the same way, otherwise she would have agreed a long time ago." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Look, both of them like each other, so why bother to join someone else's relationship?" ”

An Mu: "I don't like it, I can only think of it as having a good impression." ”

Lu Zizhen: "Girls' routines are almost like this. ”

An Mu: "Then you can't agree if you're not sure you like it, it's not good to make others sad." Besides, I don't think short-lived love is real. ”

Lu Zizhen: "Whether it's short-lived love or not, it's good for everyone to give the other party the clearest reply." "It's true, and it's not good for both sides to let it go.

An Mu: "Uh-huh. ”