Chapter 8: Principal Qian's Dry Humor (3)

Ling 008) can be seen that Yuru is successful, and the dream is the horse to live up to the time

Once every three years, how many champions, lists, and tanhualang can there be each time?

The acceptance rate of the palace examination is much lower than the current college entrance examination. There are no cram schools, no teachers wielding little whips, it's all up to consciousness. In addition, your family has to pay out of pocket, prepare all the silver taels, and have to leave for Beijing early to take the exam with the baggage. There are no buses and donkeys, let alone high-speed trains and airplanes, and it is easy to imagine how difficult it is to stay overnight, high mountains and rivers.

Those who have a long way to go may have been wandering in different places for many years, until they have achieved fame and fame, and they can return to their hometowns.

And what about those who don't pass the exam for the most? Even when he returned home, he had no face to see anyone, so he had to continue to wander, and even died in a foreign country. I don't know how many: the young and the old man who left home and returned to the elderly, and the native accent has not changed and the sideburns have declined, and they will never see their relatives again.

The ancient temple of the stone Buddha, the cold moon and the long artemisia, the rotten door firewood, the snow residue and the moss are thick, the broken wall is decadent, how can the three more dew and cold.

Reed mats and straw pillows, cold leftovers, three thin shirts, boxes full of poetry books, a lamp like beans, herbal tea often accompanied by night readers.

Such a scholar, is it bitter or not? Who would make you a cup of hot soy milk and hot coffee late at night? Serve a bowl of soft-boiled egg wonton noodles? If it's not a coincidence, you meet a painted skin fox demon Nie Xiaoqian in the middle of the night, do you say you're not afraid?

(A few children below shouted: Don't be afraid!) Just right! )

Cut ~ It's weird, it's so beautiful for you! (——Principal Qian scoffed)

"Strange Tales from Liaozhai" is just a down-and-out literati entertaining themselves, just because they can't see it, so they have fantasies. How can there be so many foxes and monsters, so easy to look at a poor scholar?

The goblins aren't stupid! Reincarnation for a hundred lifetimes, thousands of years of tribulation, and thousands of years of cultivation also have to calculate the cost of life, okay? Every precious hour should be used in the most cost-effective, effective and valuable place.

If they had such a high-level ability to transform into a big beauty in such an instant, wouldn't they all run to the palace early, and the scourge would go to the crown prince? It's the same mood as when you crossed!

Who will talk to you about a pedantic and sour talent for a long time, and what kind of energy will be entangled. Even if you suck your bones and blood and recuperate, you must at least find a rich and fat rich man, or a beautiful monk like Tang Seng to enjoy it, right? Look at you one by one, you are as thin as a big brother and grandson monkey, no different from 2D photos, how oily, water and nutritious? This taste, not too bad.

(The audience burst into laughter, applause, and whistles!) Especially the obese children, the happiest: we have to practice martial arts-)

Good! If you don't know how to write, you can follow the martial arts, then you have to go to hard labor and military service! Once it will be successful, ten thousand bones will wither, and there is no way back to the border. Drunk and lying on the battlefield, how hard is it to guard the border? It's not easy to get there, and you want to come back? Don't expect to go home and see your parents again in this life. What about those who make it home to make it home? You have all studied "Fifteenth Military Expedition" in junior high school, please raise your hand if you still remember.

Fifteen from the army, eighty years to return. Daofeng villagers: Who is there in the family? Looking at it from afar, it is the Jun family, and the pine and cypress mounds are tired.

The rabbit enters from the dog's sinus, and the pheasant flies from the beam. The atrium is born in the valley, and Inoue is born in the valley. Chung Gu holds for cooking, and picks sunflower for soup.

The soup is cooked for a while, I don't know who Yi'a is! When I went out to look east, tears stained my clothes.

In just ten words, it is sixty-five years of Rong Ma's life, and he finally survived, and when he returned home, he had no relatives. You say, is it miserable? This is the sad life of most men who served as soldiers in ancient times.

Someone said: Men in ancient times are too miserable, it's really not fun, why don't you go and be a woman?

Let me tell you, it's even more miserable to be a girl.

Reincarnated as a maid slave and maidservant, she was sold back and forth, and when she didn't like it, she was beaten to death with a stick. If you fall into an ordinary family, it is easy to survive until you grow up, and you have to get married at the age of fifteen or sixteen. With the orders of your parents and the words of the matchmaker, you became married to a stranger, and the age is exactly what you are now, so you have to get married and have children. Don't laugh, you may be promoted to a grandmother in your early thirties, what's so strange? If you are unfortunate enough to have a difficult birth, nine times out of ten you will die.

Even if you are lucky, blessed in life, meet a satisfactory and suitable man, raise your eyebrows, hold hands with the elderly, and sing with your husband, it is inevitable that the family pattern of monogamy and multiple concubines, eight women compete for favor to make a small trip, nine sons compete for family property, palace fights, house fights, that is a general indispensable drama, testing IQ and EQ, survival of the fittest, and endless fun. Being able to die nine times and live to old age must be the greatest blessing you have cultivated for several lifetimes.

What do you think? Do you still want to travel back?

(The children finally laugh and shake their heads: I don't want to-)

Very good, as Mr. Wei Chi said, it is not easy for us to be born in this life, so why not take advantage of this opportunity? All the hardships and obstacles in life are tests, and Tang monks and apprentices must go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties in order to obtain the true scriptures and return to the Tang Dynasty, otherwise why not let the senior brother learn the scriptures by himself, and a heel will not come? The process of subduing demons and eliminating demons is itself a practice, and it is more important than the result.

Instead of entrusting one's fate to another dimensional space that you can't control, it's better to cherish this life and live every day and become your own king; Instead of dreaming of marrying into a wealthy cold-faced magnate, it is better to redouble your efforts to be a domineering president and live a life where you don't have to look at other people's faces. Even if you can't be called the king, you must strive to be a happy and beautiful boy who runs for your dreams.

(There was a round of applause.) )

Get! Then grasp the moment, cherish the relatives around you and everything you have in front of you, and don't try to turn over your salted fish by crossing over. A salted fish with no strength can't turn over anywhere, so he can only live on the one hand, and he is embarrassed for a lifetime.

If you really have a dream, take your dream as a horse and live up to your time!

I hope that this class of freshmen can spend the best cardamom years of your life in our Holy Angel school, and accumulate enough climbing energy and spiritual wealth for a lifetime.

Every trace of your efforts now will not be in vain, and every contribution is valuable. I wish everyone here is full of energy, happily walking out of this campus, and walking towards their future success!

Earlier, the directors of each subject were talking about how important their subjects are, it is because they have responsibilities and performance pressures, and if you don't study hard, it will affect their credibility and will also affect their salary.

But from another point of view, if you don't study hard, the impact will be more serious on your own life and future, isn't it more serious?

Learning mathematics can make you live a concise and delicate life;

Learning words can make you live an elegant and interesting life;

Studying history can make you live calmly and wisely;

Studying physics and chemistry can make you live a clear and vivid life;

Learning physical fitness can help you live a healthy and confident life.

Every subject should not be taken lightly, and no one should be neglected to study hard. Because it is a matter of your future quality of life, you can't be careless. Only when you are truly successful one day will you be qualified to say: success is useless.

In short, it's still the old saying I often say: if you don't donate, you will succeed. There is no vain effort in the world, all efforts are worth it, they will eventually become your own lasting wealth, and accumulate more and more, no one can take it away, let alone pray to others.

I hope that in the near future, no matter which college you enter or when you enter the door of society, you will occasionally look back on your journey, although there are twists and turns, thorns, but full of laughter, beautiful scenery, and find that these three years are the most memorable time in your life, and the most gorgeous and wonderful chapter of your life.

You have grown up healthily under the care of the times, and I wish you all to become the backbone of the world in the 23rd century! I am very stubborn in believing that you will.

(The audience cheered and applauded for a long time.) A freshman sighed to the old students around him: Since I went to school, I have never listened to a principal's speech so carefully, I didn't expect your principal to be so interesting, not like an old man at all. The old student applauded and replied lightly: What is this? If you stay in the holy angels for a long time, you will take "surprise" as a commonplace and eat it every day. )

I would like to announce that the opening ceremony of the high school of Holy Angels International School has come to a successful conclusion!

Thank you for listening and interacting! Thank you!

Most of the children will say: the old man is finally done! Right? Yes, that's your own speech, so listen to it!

I'm sorry, there are still a lot of things to do today, waiting in line for me to deal with it, I have to go one step ahead of time, and I told you before retreating: all actions start now: after a while, each class remembers to clean up the venue, and everyone is responsible for their own part of the venue. The old students are familiar with the place and have thick skin, so they naturally have to take the initiative to do more, give the newcomers a good start, and take care of them a little more. If anyone dares to bully and let me know, the whole class will be beaten up.

And besides, the skinny boy in the back who has been insisting on crossing, right! It's you. Don't hide yet, let's go for morning tea! Right now. Don't worry, the morning tea time won't be too long, and I still have a meeting in the afternoon.

Of course I'm in for a treat, and you don't earn a salary, don't look down on my old man, and I promise that the gentleman will only use his mouth, not his hands.

You're also an old student of this school, don't be afraid of my bad old man, this is your glory, please come over here, let's discuss the technical problems of traveling through life, and the trick of surviving in a different place. Didn't you write an article? Oh yes, it's called "I was the prime minister of the Han Dynasty", right? I read it, and I really have a lot of ideas. So, I've been looking for you for advice.

Okay, let's all move on to the last link, and invite our lovely freshman representative: the handsome guy - Du Tianchun! Let us burst into applause and warmly welcome him to the stage to give a speech!

This classmate is a junior high school student in the south of the city. Old students, a new challenge is coming, you all wash yourselves, shake your spirits, and get ready to be SOLO, hahaha - I like to watch children go heads-up!

(To be continued!) )