Ling 020) close friends show lipstick analysis fashion, and the god of sleep is angry with the school flower every day

Qi Guan Langyue smiled and punched her: "Xue'er, you have bad intentions and ill intentions, you deliberately describe the color of other people's lipstick as so uncomfortable and disgusting, and don't let us happily share the cake?" ”

Mo Xue'er smiled evilly: "That's right!" I wish you couldn't eat it, then it's all up to me, I'm angry, who made you have a psychological cleanliness? Then it's no wonder I'm going to blame. ”

Several girls hugged each other, stretched out their arms to protect the cake and said angrily:

"Think beautifully!"

"Xue'er, you are dreaming, you plan to monopolize it, don't succeed!"

"Give up my cake? The concubine can't do it! ”

"Even if you are ruthless, I am psychologically strong enough, otherwise I really can't bear it."

"No matter how disgusting it is, it doesn't affect the strong appetite of the lotus root foodies. Food is now, and those who must come will not refuse! This must be said by Du Xianyi.

Only Luqiu Muwei didn't follow the trend to protect the food, but she sighed in surprise on the side: "Xue'er, you really deserve to be twin sisters and brothers!" You two really have a heart! I met Kevin at noon today, and he has the same expression as you, and that perverted look on his intoxicating face is no one but you. The most outrageous thing is that every time I meet him, he speaks a huge lack of morality, which is a hundred times more damaging than you. Even if your brother and sister are ruthless enough, I still have a breath in my heart, and I feel uncomfortable all over my body when I think about it, damn it! ”

Mo Xue'er's eyes lit up, and her curiosity suddenly rose: "Oh? What did that kid say again, that he made you like this? This kid doesn't pity the jade, right? It's a little too much, go back and I'll teach him a good lesson. But I dare to assert that his words are only more outrageous than mine, there is no doubt about it. ”

Luqiu Muwei immediately agreed: "That's right, Kevin is much more murderous than you, and he almost didn't make me angry at that time." If it weren't for the elegant image of the first beauty on campus, I really wanted to slap him in the face, kick him 10,000 feet, and step on him to relieve his hatred. Blind with a clean handsome face, stinky virtue! Ah, I'm sorry Hacher, I know I shouldn't have said bad things about him in front of you, but I'm angry. ”

Du Xian sighed: "Look, look, it makes our big beauty so angry that her face is not beautiful." It's so inhumane! Wait, my sister will go back to the class, and I will ensure that I will sit on him to death and relieve my anger for our school girl. Can it be made or not? ”

Luqiu Muwei sneered: "That's not necessary, this matter is purely a private grudge, and there is no reason to involve you all." ”

Yan Xinmei and a few others frolicked while eating cakes, and at the same time did not forget the original intention of gossiping: "Really? What did the sleeping god say? didn't give us Weiwei school face, that is the ring? Do you want to have fun playing with the Holy Angels? Speak up! ”

Qi Guan Langyue: "Anyway, I will never pick up my mouth and say such a straightforward, simple and crude word as 'yellow'." As she spoke, she yelled at Mo Xue'er Nunu, who was eating cake.

"Sure enough, he is a scholar with sharp eyes." Lu Qiu Muwei gave a thumbs up: "I ran to the bathroom to make up my lipstick after lunch, which is a faint layer." I thought to myself: if I sit in the back row in the afternoon class, the professor's eyes are not very good, and I will not easily find out. As soon as I came out after picking up, I happened to bump into Kevin head-on, and my mood was ruined, and I was in a lot of uproar. ”

Du Xian immediately quickly mended the knife: "I can prove this that I happened to pass by at that time and inadvertently acted as a passerby." The whole process of the incident was super bloody, evil and full of silent ridicule and resentment, and the process was roughly like this-"

So, in Du Xianyi's detailed and vivid description, the scene was played back to the Western restaurant at noon that day, outside the door of the girls' bathroom, in the long aisle, the walls on both sides were hung with works copied by the student painting club - a picture of a hairpin maid in the Tang and Song dynasties.

Our classmate Luqiu Muwei had just stepped out of the chestnut wooden door of the bathroom beautifully, and when she looked up, Kevin Zhao came to meet her. He was slightly rickety, pale, and vain, and he still looked like a ghost with an absent soul, a wandering spirit, and a good death.

Lu Qiu Muwei was in a particularly good mood, and took the initiative to wave his hand to greet him: "Kevin, do you also like to eat Western food?" It's super rare. Did you hear that today's lunch recipe is particularly good, including Italian foie gras caviar and arctic red shrimp borscht, as well as deep-sea cod steak, which are all of Cher's favorite foods anyway. ”

Kevin replied with a blank face, "Yes." ”

Luqiu Muwei: "Please help me take a look, what is the difference between me today and usual?" From your boys' point of view, wouldn't it be too obvious? In that case, it will be easier for the teacher to find out. ”

Kevin narrowed his eyes and glanced briefly for a moment or two, very confused: "What's there?" ”

Luqiu Muwei was disgusted: "You take a closer look, especially on my face, what's so special?" Or color? ”

Kevin stared intently at Luqiu Muwei's lips, then looked up at the bathroom door number behind her, and suddenly realized, "Oh, so fast? Have you just tasted it? Actually, can you swallow it? As he spoke, he pinched his nose with a look of disgust and took a small step.

Luqiu Muwei was stunned for a moment, I don't know where his thinking came from, which tendon is the result of the wrong bridge and short circuit, how did he jump from lipstick color to lunch all of a sudden? And it actually has an association with the speed of eating, the brain hole is really not small, the front door building and the hip shaft, where is this? Eighty percent of this guy hasn't woken up yet!

She was about to ask, "Is this how science students open it?" before she could open it.

"Hey! The mouth came out without wiping it clean. He kindly whispered a reminder, covered his nose and smiled evilly, continued to walk alone, and walked to the boys' bathroom at the other end of the corridor, leaving an unknown school flower.

After about a minute, Lu Qiu Muwei suddenly reacted, "I'll go, this kid is going to die!" It's too lacking in morality, isn't it? No matter how heavy my taste is, I won't-huh? Die or not, you! "I immediately wanted to rush up and strangle this unlucky thing of the black-hearted child, but unfortunately the people have long since disappeared.

Du Xian finished speaking in one breath, picked up a can of Coke and drank most of it.

After a few seconds, the girls in the room burst into laughter, and Lu Qiu Muwei herself also fell to the ground laughing.

"It's really swearing without dirty words, killing people without blood, it's really ruthless!" Qi Guan Langyue also laughed and said, "Lotus deeply sympathizes with your courage, ignorance and simplicity. ”

Mo Xue'er made up again: "You don't seem to be like a sake?" Actually asked Kevin's opinion, don't you know that he has always been non-mainstream vision? Purely self-inflicted, not worthy of pity. ”

Luqiu Muwei said angrily: "Are you still good sisters? Inhumanity. ”

"Never sisters," she denied, "always just good brothers." ”

In the corridor outside the door, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, and everyone hurriedly restrained their presumptuousness, holding their stomachs and holding back their laughter, and endured so hard. It was not until the sound of Da Da Da's footsteps gradually moved away that she dared to burst out low, and the girl laughed into a whole group of Bichon two Hashar dogs.

There seemed to be a trace of movement outside the door, Mo Xue'er stopped everyone's laughter, listened carefully, and slowly opened a small crack, only to see a sticky note sandwiched in the crack of the door, which was written in imitation Song style: Mo Shanghua blooms, but it can be slowly returned! [Tongue sticking out and grimacing]

"Wow! That's a good point! Qi Guan Langyue exclaimed in amazement, "Is this still the Yu Ma we once knew?" ”

"That's right, she's on duty today." Yan Xinmei said disappointedly: "Eh! Looks like it's time for the end today, it's a pity! Next time, let's go outside the school, save yourself from worrying, and make it the same as being a thief. ”

Mo Xue'er gently locked the door, turned around and exclaimed, "Oh my God! What's wrong with Yu's mother today? Looks like you're in a good mood! is so kind, even the favorite wife of the ancestor of Wu Yueqian's family has been sent, this knowledge is not trivial, today opened a plug-in, right? ”

Yan Xinmei nodded and said: "I guess it must be a great success on the weekend blind date, and the drama road has suddenly been broadened, and a generation of golden leftover girls has become a young man in seconds." ”

"What does that mean?" Luqiu Muwei snatched the note, but she couldn't understand what they were admiring: "What ancestor? Such a literary style? There is actually a little, the ambiguous taste of pastoral green and fresh. Tell me, where did this come from? ”

Qi Guan Langyue sighed with emotion: "Weiwei children's shoes, is your Chinese history taught by a ballet teacher?" How did it pass back then? I don't even remember such a famous favorite wife madman in ancient times, are you ashamed? The Qian family, that's a famous family. Every few years, there will be one or two celebrities who influence the world, you don't know the ancestor of the Qian family? ”

Lu Qiu Muwei was very aggrieved: "But, I really don't have any impression at all?" Am I missing something, particularly important? ”

Du Xian swallowed melon seeds: "Your ancient Chinese history has been eaten in your stomach with lipstick, hahaha——"

Yan Xinmei assisted: "Well, it is estimated that I put on dirty orange lipstick, which confused the invigilator, passed the test, and let me go all the way." ”

Mo Xue'er: "Even if you are absent from history class, it will not affect your grades in the end." But obviously, you didn't care about the forum on the school's Internet, and the high-rise building of the Qian family of Qi Guan caused a large number of teachers and students to recognize their ancestors and find their roots, and you don't care about such a big news, but it's outrageous. ”

"Makes sense!" Everyone expressed their approval and snickered in a low voice.

Luqiu Muwei retorted very weakly: "I can't bear them when they laugh, Meizi, you didn't secretly put on makeup for Du Tianchun?" Last weekend, I saw you wearing a Forbidden City tourmaline red, wearing a big sunglasses and playing in the playground with Adu. This is called a woman who pleases herself, and chases a boy. Hum! ”

Yan Xinmei hurriedly explained: "We didn't go to Hi Pi, I went to help him sell facial masks." In order not to be regarded as middle school students, the two of us put on makeup and deliberately pretended to be old, so that it looked more mature and credible. ”

"What? Selling face masks? Don't be funny. He is a scholar of a holy angel, and he is willing to do such a shameful little business? Lu Qiu Muwei was deeply skeptical.

(To be continued!) ）