Chapter 22: He despises me
"Brother, how do you think we should get in? There are enchantments all around here, and the only way to enter is through the mountain gate. Shangguan Yunyi glanced at the two people guarding the door, and then asked softly, looking a little melancholy.
Just now, they had already circled around the neighborhood, and the brothers were sweating a little on their foreheads.
"Let's take a look here." In fact, Shangguan Yuntian didn't think of any effective way.
If you let people report it directly, you will definitely not be able to get in. If you break in, you will definitely be discovered quickly.
At this moment, Shangguan Yunyi's eyes turned, and a gleam crossed his eyes. It seems that the things I brought with me should come in handy.
Shangguan Yunyi leaned into his eldest brother's ear and said, "Brother, you wait for me here for a while, and I'll come when I go." With that, the man got up and walked away gently.
Shangguan Yuntian glanced at the people behind him, just thinking that he was going to make it convenient.
"Found it." Shangguan Yunyi rummaged in the space bag a few times, and then took out a set of clothes, some trinkets, and some rouge gouache.
At this moment, he looked at the things on the grass with a puzzled expression, and the hand that had just been stretched out reached out reached out probed and then retracted.
"Oops, no, no, no!" Shangguan Yunyi felt goosebumps all over his body, he waved his hand and said to himself.
After some psychological struggle, Shangguan Yunyi picked up the set of clothes and said silently in his heart: Alas, in this world, I am afraid that I am the only one with a good brother like me.
Then, there was a sound of rustling in the grass, and I saw that the man had quickly changed his clothes.
Immediately afterwards, Shangguan Yunyi tinkered with his head a few times and smeared it on his face.
In this way, a peerless beauty was born. Well, it's not, but at least that's what Shangguan Yunyi thinks.
"Ahem, cough~" The man shook his shoulders and cleared his throat. Immediately after, he scratched his head and said, "Childe~"
Listening to the voice he had just made, Shangguan Yunyi muttered inwardly: No, this voice is not very similar, it is a little rough.
"Ahem, ahem, Childe~" uh...... This one is too contrived, and the voice is too high-pitched. It seems that he is still not satisfied.
"Try again. Childe~"Eh, this should be fine." As he spoke, Shangguan Yunyi showed a confident and bright smile.
What's going on with this Yunyi, why has it been so long? Shangguan Yuntian couldn't help frowning when he saw that the people hadn't come back yet. He stared at the two people guarding the door, and said silently in his heart: It seems that the only way to break through is to break through.
At this time, a slender hand gently patted Shangguan Yuntian's shoulder, and a gentle "Childe~" call reached people's ears.
Hearing this shout, Shangguan Yuntian couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement, and he turned his head very stiffly.
Yo! What the hell! The corners of Shangguan Yuntian's mouth twitched, and the person in front of him startled him.
"How do you dress up like this? Also, where did this dress come from? After careful identification, Shangguan Yuntian could see that this was the person who had just left.
"How about buying it before you came? Is it good-looking? Shangguan Yunyi winked at his eldest brother and showed a flattering smile.
He's well prepared.
"Also...... Not bad. Shangguan Yuntian always felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
"Brother, let me tell you." Shangguan Yunyi leaned into the ears of the people and slowly explained his plan. "Later, when you sneak over there, I'll ......"
"Can this work?" After Shangguan Yuntian listened, his expression flashed with a hint of suspicion.
"Gee, you just leave it alone, try it first. No, let's find a way. ”
"Okay, that's hard for you." Shangguan Yuntian looked at the person's makeup again, and his heart was mixed.
It didn't take long for several weak cries to reach the ears of the two gatekeepers.
"Help! Is there anybody? Help me! Shangguan Yunyi was lying on his side in the grass, his posture was very enchanting, and his expression was very pleasant.
After the two looked at each other, Qingfeng said, "Someone shouted for help, I'll go over and take a look, you are guarding here." ”
"Okay, be careful." Mu Yi looked at the back of the person leaving and asked softly.
Seeing that the people were gradually approaching step by step, Shangguan Yunyi couldn't help but feel a little nervous. He immediately adjusted his posture and pretended to be a weak woman.
"Girl, what's wrong with you?"
"Childe, help me." Shangguan Yunyi raised his head, looking very aggrieved. Huh? Why is there only one person? He muttered to himself.
"I wonder what happened to the girl? Why shout for help? ”
At this moment, Shangguan Yunyi began to wipe away tears. "Childe didn't know, the little girl came here with her family to visit relatives, but she encountered robbers halfway, and all her property was looted. I never thought that the leader of the robbers would be inferior to me. Under the desperate obstruction of her father, the little woman was able to escape. ”
Hearing this, Qingfeng couldn't help but feel a trace of pity. "I see, the girl is suffering, let's help the girl up first."
"The little woman thanked her son first." As he spoke, Shangguan Yunyi stretched out his slender hand.
At the moment when he just got up, the man stumbled and threw himself into Qingfeng's arms, and the two of them fell to the ground.
At this moment, Shangguan Yunyi's hands were holding Qingfeng's hands, and Qingfeng's hands were just supporting the two giant peaks on the woman's chest.
He blinked, looking a little innocent. Then, I saw a brush on the ground, and Qingfeng's little face turned red.
"Ahh Shangguan Yunyi screamed and immediately covered his chest. "Stinky rascal~"
"Eh, girl, I'm not ......" Qingfeng's eyes flashed with a hint of panic, and he wanted to get up, but he was pressed by someone.
"Stinky rascal, I'll kill you, I'll kill you~" Shangguan Yunyi raised his hand and kept patting Qingfeng's chest, shouting: "Is there anyone, come and save me!" ”
What the hell is this kid doing? Kiichi frowned, then walked forward.
After the people left, Shangguan Yuntian took advantage of the situation and flashed into the Netherworld Sect.
"Girl, this ...... This is really a misunderstanding. You...... You get up first. ”
"Misunderstanding? You touched it all, and said it was a misunderstanding. As he spoke, Shangguan Yunyi gently lifted the two giant peaks. I didn't expect you to be a dignified person, but you were also a disciple. Come on~"
Why haven't you come yet?
"Breeze, you...... How can you ......? Looking at the posture of the two, Mu Yi felt inexplicably shy, so he turned sideways. If the master finds out, he will be expelled from the sect. ”
"Childe, you came just in time, he is lighter than me." Shangguan Yunyi looked aggrieved.
"Eh, no, I didn't, it's her ......," Qingfeng hurriedly explained.
Before he finished speaking, Shangguan Yunyi said with an unhappy face: "What do you mean by this, is it because this girl wants to despise you?" ”
"Girl, no, that's not what I mean."
"And what do you mean?" As he spoke, Shangguan Yunyi raised his hand and wiped the dry tears from the corners of his eyes. "Dad, my daughter's life is so miserable!"
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